How many points could u score in an NBA game?

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Post#101 » by JermaineOYea » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:04 am

MARK_POPE wrote:I'd probably score about 84 on 28/46 from the field...something like 7/13 from 3 and 18/20 from the charity stripe

That'd only be 81 points...
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Post#102 » by BVB24 » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:05 am

Yo some of these responses have me dying :lol:


Seriously though, anybody here thinking they could drop double-digits is kidding themselves. These guys would eat us alive. I’m 6’6 and played D-2. I’d be benched within 3-minutes.
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Post#103 » by smallgains » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:05 am

uhhh one point...a hip pointer after I hit the wood trying to keep up.
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Post#104 » by _Game7_ » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:05 am

2 points out of pure sympathy like in the all star game.
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Post#105 » by Alonzo_Morning » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:06 am

Less than 0
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Post#106 » by ItsMyPotPie » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:40 am

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I'm 5'11" and 58 kg so xD
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Post#107 » by ThumbsUpBaby » Fri Mar 1, 2019 3:55 am

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ThumbsUpBaby wrote:0 pts, 1 assist, 0 rebounds, 0 steals, 0 blocks, 0-30 FG, 0-10 FT, and 30 blocked shots. That would be my statline.

That 1 assist obviously when I hand the ball 1 feet away from the player.

Why are you launching up 30 FG's? Who was fouling you to get the 10 FTA, and why are you such a bad FT shooter? :lol:


Guy gotta get fed too ya know? Even if he's the worst player of all time.

I'm not a guard, I can't shoot well. I'm more like a trash stretch 4 who lives in the paint or the mid-range. Even I know the only chance I have of scoring is by chucking crappy 3pt attempts... none of which I even dream of making. Even my FT shooting will be trash. As for the 10 FTA, I'm betting my life that the refs will pity me and give me 10 FTs... after I flop from all contact.
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Post#108 » by JN61 » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:19 am

Now? Not a single one. When I played? Probably 10 if it's good shooting night. Going to be a big loss though.
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Post#109 » by jpengland » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:21 am

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jpengland wrote:
zimpy27 wrote:If I could move around the deep 3 area and put up 12 shots I could probably could get 12 points and a couple of assists, my opposing player would get 50.

If I was defended out at the deep 3 area then I could get 0.


If you are shooting 33% from deep three, you'd likely make an NBA roster.


I shoot better than that, 40%+ in rec league, 70% in practice. I am nowhere near an NBA roster, I think shooting is overrated because anyone with a hoop can practice to shoot well. NBA isn't full of guys with backyards, it's full of athletes. Even Division is for athletes. I'm not an athlete. I've become a better shooter as I've become less athletic as well. :lol:

My one dream is to get selected for the half court shop, that is the limit of my basketball life.


Big difference in ability to shoot that percentage at a higher level.

People underestimating how difficult even an open shot would be with the fans, lights and cameras. Nevermind a bunch of athletes who even with 8m of space would be quick and long enough to hurry, or block, our slow arse shots.
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Post#110 » by Pinkyring » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:21 am

Joey Wheeler wrote:The delusion in this thread is off the charts. No one would score a single point.

I'm young, work out regularly and I'm in amazing cardiovascular shape, I can run up and down the court for 48 minutes no problem, I'd probably beat most if not all NBA players in a marathon/long-distance run. But when it comes to basketball, they're the best of the best who've dedicated their entire life to this craft. Would be an amazing achievement to even get a shot off given how insanely quick NBA close-outs are, the defense could totally ignore me and still prevent me from getting a shot off. On defense, even the worst player in the NBA would score on me every single possession if he wanted to. Most players are also way bigger than me, but that doesn't even matter as even Isaiah would easily toy with me on both ends even though I got the size advantage.

People really underestimate how good even the worst NBA players are, the NBA is an exclusive league where only the best of the best ever get to. Replace one of the Dream Team's Starting 5 with me/random RGM poster and that team goes 0-82 in the NBA season despite having Jordan, Bird, Magic... we are unimaginable liabilities, even playing for just one quarter would be enough to singlehandedly lose our team most games.

This post is ridiculous, if u dont think prime jordan, bird, magic, and Stockton couldn't beat nba teams 4 on 5 you're crazy
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Post#111 » by Joey Wheeler » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:36 am

Pinkyring wrote:
Joey Wheeler wrote:The delusion in this thread is off the charts. No one would score a single point.

I'm young, work out regularly and I'm in amazing cardiovascular shape, I can run up and down the court for 48 minutes no problem, I'd probably beat most if not all NBA players in a marathon/long-distance run. But when it comes to basketball, they're the best of the best who've dedicated their entire life to this craft. Would be an amazing achievement to even get a shot off given how insanely quick NBA close-outs are, the defense could totally ignore me and still prevent me from getting a shot off. On defense, even the worst player in the NBA would score on me every single possession if he wanted to. Most players are also way bigger than me, but that doesn't even matter as even Isaiah would easily toy with me on both ends even though I got the size advantage.

People really underestimate how good even the worst NBA players are, the NBA is an exclusive league where only the best of the best ever get to. Replace one of the Dream Team's Starting 5 with me/random RGM poster and that team goes 0-82 in the NBA season despite having Jordan, Bird, Magic... we are unimaginable liabilities, even playing for just one quarter would be enough to singlehandedly lose our team most games.

This post is ridiculous, if u dont think prime jordan, bird, magic, and Stockton couldn't beat nba teams 4 on 5 you're crazy


They can't. They won't get any stops.

I don't think you realize how much of an handicap 4 vs 5 is in this sport. Warriors are the most stacked NBA team ever, but they'd go 0-82 losing by double digits every game if they only played 4 players. And yes, me/average RGM on the court is the equivalent to 4 vs 5.
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Post#112 » by Lalouie » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:40 am

if some players stupidly foul me on several 3pt shot attempts......................1 point
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Post#113 » by Pg81 » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:44 am

I am overweight suffering from chronic back pain from an old injury for which I need copious amount of pain killers, on bad days I have to rely on oxycodone, which makes me drowsy, just so I can function on a basic level. Therefore my statline would be 0/0/0 and lots of turnovers regardless of minutes played because even the worst bench player can run circles around me.
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Post#114 » by Lalouie » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:45 am

Pinkyring wrote:
Joey Wheeler wrote:The delusion in this thread is off the charts. No one would score a single point.

I'm young, work out regularly and I'm in amazing cardiovascular shape, I can run up and down the court for 48 minutes no problem, I'd probably beat most if not all NBA players in a marathon/long-distance run. But when it comes to basketball, they're the best of the best who've dedicated their entire life to this craft. Would be an amazing achievement to even get a shot off given how insanely quick NBA close-outs are, the defense could totally ignore me and still prevent me from getting a shot off. On defense, even the worst player in the NBA would score on me every single possession if he wanted to. Most players are also way bigger than me, but that doesn't even matter as even Isaiah would easily toy with me on both ends even though I got the size advantage.

People really underestimate how good even the worst NBA players are, the NBA is an exclusive league where only the best of the best ever get to. Replace one of the Dream Team's Starting 5 with me/random RGM poster and that team goes 0-82 in the NBA season despite having Jordan, Bird, Magic... we are unimaginable liabilities, even playing for just one quarter would be enough to singlehandedly lose our team most games.

This post is ridiculous, if u dont think prime jordan, bird, magic, and Stockton couldn't beat nba teams 4 on 5 you're crazy


i wish there was a way to give "-1"s. i'm a hard core older players aficionado, but on a 4on5, i'll keep 1 player under the basket and let him cherry pick all game and play 4on4 at the other end
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Post#115 » by dorkestra » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:45 am

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Post#116 » by HeartBreakKid » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:47 am

I'd foul out within a couple of minutes, so not many points I reckon.
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Post#117 » by Pinkyring » Fri Mar 1, 2019 4:55 am

Lalouie wrote:
Pinkyring wrote:
Joey Wheeler wrote:The delusion in this thread is off the charts. No one would score a single point.

I'm young, work out regularly and I'm in amazing cardiovascular shape, I can run up and down the court for 48 minutes no problem, I'd probably beat most if not all NBA players in a marathon/long-distance run. But when it comes to basketball, they're the best of the best who've dedicated their entire life to this craft. Would be an amazing achievement to even get a shot off given how insanely quick NBA close-outs are, the defense could totally ignore me and still prevent me from getting a shot off. On defense, even the worst player in the NBA would score on me every single possession if he wanted to. Most players are also way bigger than me, but that doesn't even matter as even Isaiah would easily toy with me on both ends even though I got the size advantage.

People really underestimate how good even the worst NBA players are, the NBA is an exclusive league where only the best of the best ever get to. Replace one of the Dream Team's Starting 5 with me/random RGM poster and that team goes 0-82 in the NBA season despite having Jordan, Bird, Magic... we are unimaginable liabilities, even playing for just one quarter would be enough to singlehandedly lose our team most games.

This post is ridiculous, if u dont think prime jordan, bird, magic, and Stockton couldn't beat nba teams 4 on 5 you're crazy


i wish there was a way to give "-1"s. i'm a hard core older players aficionado, but on a 4on5, i'll keep 1 player under the basket and let him cherry pick all game and play 4on4 at the other end

For that to even remotely work they have to get stops and if u think the knicks can stop Jordan magic bird and stockton or whatever other combo of that team your nuts
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Post#118 » by Dez » Fri Mar 1, 2019 5:17 am

Froob wrote:None unless the Suns med staff can fix my broken down body. Plantar Fasciitis is a bitch.


We have the cure for Plantar fasciitis in Australia.

A partial or complete surgical plantar fasciotomy can be used for the treatment of chronic plantar fasciitis. There are some fables of elite or professional athletes who self induced a rupture of their plantar fascia to treat their plantar fasciitis.

For example, in 2005 on the Melbourne (Australia) edition of The Footy Show, AFL footballer Robert Harvey apparently described how he jumped off a table onto his plantar fascia to try to rupture it. A 2005 report in the Melbourne newspaper, The Age, at the time reported this (the story is no longer available at The Age):

Harvey floor banger: don't try this at home
Do-it-yourself treatment carries a not-recommended tag. Peter Brukner reports.
Robert Harvey's rather drastic action to "cure" his plantar fascia problem, described so graphically on Thursday's Footy Show, was not so crazy as it sounded...In those athletes who fail to respond to this treatment program, surgery might be performed to "release" the tendon and reduce the tension...It seems that Harvey had a part tear in the middle of his plantar fascia and performed his own "release" and created a full tear. While there is some initial pain and swelling associated with the tear, the tension is released and the pain significantly reduced ... While it might have worked in Harvey's case, I would not recommend everyone with a sore heel jumping off chairs to solve the problem.


Fixed him right up.
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Post#119 » by Lalouie » Fri Mar 1, 2019 5:20 am

Pinkyring wrote:
Lalouie wrote:
Pinkyring wrote:This post is ridiculous, if u dont think prime jordan, bird, magic, and Stockton couldn't beat nba teams 4 on 5 you're crazy


i wish there was a way to give "-1"s. i'm a hard core older players aficionado, but on a 4on5, i'll keep 1 player under the basket and let him cherry pick all game and play 4on4 at the other end

For that to even remotely work they have to get stops and if u think the knicks can stop Jordan magic bird and stockton or whatever other combo of that team your nuts


NO ONE makes 100% of his baskets unless he's all alone by himself under the basket
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Post#120 » by pootbrah » Fri Mar 1, 2019 5:25 am

Shot the ball first time in quite some time recently and I airballed from layup territory lmao. The balls heavier than I remember. I can barely string 2 dribbles together without looking at the ball now too.

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