Cam Newton Takes Month-Long Vow Of Chastity

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Cam Newton Takes Month-Long Vow Of Chastity 

Post#1 » by RealGM Wiretap » Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:26 pm

During an appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Cam Newton revealed that he\'s taking a vow of chastity during March.

\"In March — I hope this is an adult crowd, it looks like it is — no climax,\" Newton said.

Newton is coming off shoulder surgery and is looking for any way to improve his physical and mental strength.

\"It makes my mind stronger,\" he said. \"So when the season comes around, I say if I did those things, I\'m mentally stronger.\"

Via Darin Gantt/Pro Football Talk

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Post#2 » by Revived » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:08 pm

I’ve taken an involuntary vow of chastity for the past several months.

Hope it makes me mentally stronger!
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Post#3 » by mplsfonz23 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:17 pm

Cam is a clown.

WHY is this news?
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Re: Cam Newton Takes Month-Long Vow Of Chastity 

Post#4 » by Barcs » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:43 pm

Who gives a flying ****??
SELL THE TEAM, JIM!!! :curse:
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Post#5 » by Disinformation » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:43 pm

No one needs to know this, Cam.
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Post#6 » by thebuzzardman » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:32 pm

Barcs wrote:Who gives a flying ****??


not Cam, for a month
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Post#7 » by 23artest23 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:45 pm

I wish that I could personally tell Cam that unless he is a pervert allowing his perversions to affect his play on Sunday, he should cut out this BS because it will not help him. Excluding the occasional teenage stripper, I've abstained for years and if anything, I've lost my mental edge.
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Post#8 » by Barcs » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:54 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:
Barcs wrote:Who gives a flying ****??


not Cam, for a month


By the end of that month he is going to be banging his head on the wall.
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Post#9 » by thebuzzardman » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:14 pm

Barcs wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:
Barcs wrote:Who gives a flying ****??


not Cam, for a month


By the end of that month he is going to be banging his head on the wall.


Which one?

Cue the "I could drive nails with this thing" comment.
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