Listen to the music from the following Hype video on loop while you read(shoutout to Julie Tamaki):
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It is once again that time of the year. The playoffs are coming and upon us. And the gates to our Northern Wall and Prehistoric Park open once more to the Wasteman divided tribes to the South.
We still carry wounds from years past, of teams that did not hang on to make it to the promised land. Of shameful Judas Caseys who betrayed our citizenry, because of their hubris
But the old king has gone west, to the Lake of Shambles to drown his final years in unnecessary drama and zero team chemistry.
The Grand Mystical as **** Wizard Masai sacrificed Sir Demar, Sir Yak and a 1st born pick to the Whitewalker Allfather Pops, and gave us a forged Klaw, and a deadly shooting Ranger of Green in return as a bonus ye old throw-in, because he had to do it one time.
We put our prodigal son, J of the V (
) on a boat to the Middle Realm of Relocated Bears, along with young Delon, and the Duke of Kilometres to be reunited with a lost son who now feels zero years away from zero years away from us. In exchange for a lost battle hardened Conquistador, whose hands and guile remain sharp and agile as ever.Our aforemention forged Klaw weapon, must remain within our hands this postseason, and for the foreseable ye yonder.
All to slay potentially our former used Car Salesman leader(who also now leads a team of used engine pieces), potentially a Magical Kingdom, those who we say **** to, and ultimately a combination of either a band of vile Bambies, Even numbered numerical frauds, or wasteman Leprechauns.
But to do that, we must all unite once more collectively(Spirit Bomb Style), and dawn our gears of war.
For it is written in the prophesized Book of the Raptor, Chapter 4, Verse 0
.... Seriously though, y'all know what to do.
Once again, the biggest shoutout to my homie and yours, JaysRule, for coming together to put in the work, and grind out another masterpiece. You smart, you loyal, fam.
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Avy's:
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*INGRAM*ALLSTARSEASON* JaKobe Starter
