Community Thread LXI: The President We Deserve

[Sofa King]

Sup fellas

[hermes]

[dAdo dA dEvil]

hair to your legs? dang, how long did it take you to grow that?

my brother has had long hair for a while but its been at about the middle of his back for years it seems

i hate my hair long

It took mo 6-7 years. Never had it cut once in that span of time.

[tugs]

anyone else allergic to anesthesia? Crap i hate that stuff.

I'm allergic to pain relievers, I guess that's worse?

Just remembered you had long locks. Tried growing my hair twice now in under a year but damn the humidity.

The key to the long hair in the heat is that I braid it to keep it off my neck.

So no advil? Yeah I'm not allowed to either now after surgery on my esophagus. There's other methods of pain relief though

Yeah else my else will be swollen shut from the allergy.

Been using pomades to style my hair, but yeah heat and humidity plus waxes and oils in your hair is just the worst. So had to cut it now.

[tugs]

So scientists have been successful with their human-monkey chimera. Don't know how to react to that...

[Danny Darko]

So scientists have been successful with their human-monkey chimera. Don't know how to react to that...

Gonna need a link... that sounds like some island of Dr Moreau ****

[Slava]

So scientists have been successful with their human-monkey chimera. Don't know how to react to that...

Gonna need a link... that sounds like some island of Dr Moreau ****

They were only trying to grow cells for a few weeks to study the feasibility of growing human organs on other species.

[tugs]

So scientists have been successful with their human-monkey chimera. Don't know how to react to that...

Gonna need a link... that sounds like some island of Dr Moreau ****

They were only trying to grow cells for a few weeks to study the feasibility of growing human organs on other species.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/aug/03/first-human-monkey-chimera-raises-concern-among-scientists

Yep, although the ethical issues from this will be challenging. Of course one would be, you know, raising these creatures then harvesting their parts aka killing them.

[Kilroy]

Wife informed me I was standing directly next to David Spade at a restaurant we were at in downtown yesterday... Twice... And I had no idea.

I'm not cut out for LA...

Not sure what that has to do with a human-monkey chimera... Although... Obvious jokes are obvious.

[Slava]

The only time I've noticed celebrities was when they were taller than me. Otherwise people seem pretty inconspicuous.

[Wavy Q]

Someone And-1d a post I made in 2011. What the ****

[tugs]

Wavy and stalker sittin' in a tree

[Mamba Mentality]

Story is incomplete until you tell us what the post was about.

[politm]

Someone And-1d a post I made in 2011. What the ****

I do that kind of stuff from time to time when I find old threads worth reading (funny ones, most of them)

[Slava]

Why is it so **** hard to keep an apartment clean?

[Mamba Mentality]

Raiders and Antonio Brown are made for each other

[Wavy Q]

Story is incomplete until you tell us what the post was about.

viewtopic.php?p=27166493#p27166493

literally thats it lol. I don't understand.

[Danny Darko]

Wife informed me I was standing directly next to David Spade at a restaurant we were at in downtown yesterday... Twice... And I had no idea.

I'm not cut out for LA...

Not sure what that has to do with a human-monkey chimera... Although... Obvious jokes are obvious.

I'm so bad in town... my wife is constantly embarrassed that I talk to people and have no clue they are famous. I'm like a prematurely old dude.

[Danny Darko]

The only time I've noticed celebrities was when they were taller than me. Otherwise people seem pretty inconspicuous.

and most are micro sized. Totally. Bill Murray remains the one dude that caught me off guard.

[Kilroy]

Assigned seats at the movie theater are annoying AF