Game 2 of the Wizards Mo Swag War Wagon Win Streak (years from now, your grandchildren will be talking about this).
This will be a battle between Captain Bradley and Wagger! (always said in a Buckhantz voice), while the Magic merely gaze in awe from the bench.
Diese Berliner Mauer kann Fouls erzwingen, Eimer sammein, und Patty Cakes spielen. (Pardon my French!)

Take it away, stat men!