OT: The Official Coronavirus thread - Be well, be safe

thebuzzardman · Post #681 » by **thebuzzardman** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:43 am

robillionaire wrote:i have like 20 cans of spaghetti o's and beans

You've chosen death by asphyxiation obviously

Jalen Bluntson · Post #682 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:55 am

Muh muh muh my corona

Fat Kat · Post #683 » by **Fat Kat** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:12 am

Dudes gonna come out of this pandemic with diabetes

Black and Blue · Post #684 » by **Black and Blue** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:15 am

robillionaire wrote:i have like 20 cans of spaghetti o's and beans

...and no toilet paper.

Phish Tank · Post #685 » by **Phish Tank** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:23 am

Capn'O wrote:
god shammgod wrote:
Capn'O wrote:
Tabouli?

We've got dried foods for MONTHS. Lotsa greens growing. And a freezer full of god knows what.

you can't freeze no tabouli. the whole basis of it is fresh parsley.

Well look who's a tabouli expert all of a sudden.

These are desperate times, man.

i retreated back to the fam in NJ and we've stocked up with a ton of food, the fruits, veggies, and the whole 9 yards.

Granted, getting food in the burbs is a bit easier than other locations.

Clyde_Style · Post #686 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:28 am

What did y'all eat tonight?

I made frozen cheese filled raviolis with spinach and smoked ham sprinkled with fried garlic and fresh shredded italian cheeses

Marty McFly · Post #687 » by **Marty McFly** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:33 am

robillionaire wrote:i have like 20 cans of spaghetti o's and beans

ah, the ol spielberg filming "Raiders of the lost Ark" strategy.

WargamesX · Post #688 » by **WargamesX** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:36 am

Read on Twitter

BadNewsBarnes · Post #689 » by **BadNewsBarnes** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:55 am

Want to avoid getting the Coronavirus?

Put on a New York Mets jersey....

You wont catch anything...

Clyde_Style · Post #690 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:56 am

BadNewsBarnes wrote:Want to avoid getting the Coronavirus?

Put on a New York Mets jersey....

You wont catch anything...

I think you mean a Bill Buckner jersey :lol:

Watch on YouTube

Q: What did Bill Buckner and Michael Jackson have in common?

Spoiler:

aq_ua · Post #691 » by **aq_ua** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:57 am

Are We Ther Yet wrote:Muh muh muh my corona

It really did not take long for some of you guys to break

Post #692 » by **Deeeez Knicks** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:04 am

Clyde_Style wrote:What did y'all eat tonight?

I made frozen cheese filled raviolis with spinach and smoked ham sprinkled with fried garlic and fresh shredded italian cheeses

I had granola, ice cream, beer and watched 4 hours of love is blind

Clyde_Style · Post #693 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:05 am

Deeeez Knicks wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:What did y'all eat tonight?

I made frozen cheese filled raviolis with spinach and smoked ham sprinkled with fried garlic and fresh shredded italian cheeses

I had granola, ice cream, beer and watched 4 hours of love is blind

Sounds like a complete debacle. I approve.

I suggest you now dust yourself with cheetos and binge watch a full season of the Bachelorette

Actually, I have a really good recommendation that is a kind of reality dating show. It's called Flirty Dancing. It's kind of wonderful. Great premise. They separately train blind dates in a whole partner dance routine and they just show up sight unseen and dance a whole song together in an outdoor setting in L.A. You get real romantic fireworks without the usual twisted drama. It's quite good. Thoroughly enjoyed it

I'm watching Rise of Skywalker right now

The KnicksFix · Post #694 » by **The KnicksFix** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:07 am

duetta wrote:We have a couple of people in my office who have it.

Virtually everyone in our company is now working from home - but I'm coming down with a bit of a sore throat and beginning to wonder if I could be infected.

Fever? Chest pain? Palpitations?

Clyde_Style · Post #695 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:08 am

Q: Who directed the movie Once Upon a Time in Isolation?

A: Quentin Quarantino

BBALLER4FR · Post #696 » by **BBALLER4FR** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:24 am

Since the pandemic, ESPN programming has looked like a desperation shopping spree at a garage sale. So there's one positive that comes from this.

blueNorange · Post #697 » by **blueNorange** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:00 am

my job laid me and literally everyone off, but we're all thinking that's done so we can collect unemployment before being re-hired.

Guano · Post #698 » by **Guano** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:24 am

Fat Kat wrote:Dudes gonna come out of this pandemic with diabetes

If Big Rona doesnt kill me I'm gonna come out of this with a gut and divorce.

2 days in and my wife is already sick of my sh*t

LordCovington33 · Post #699 » by **LordCovington33** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:27 am

I have been sick for a week with breathing difficulties, sore throat and muscle fatigue, but no fever. So stressful. I could not get a corona test as I do not meet the criteria, but got the very horrible nasal swab from a local physician. I came back positive with human rhinovirus. A freaking relief.

HarthorneWingo · Post #700 » by **HarthorneWingo** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:28 am

My sauces are saying this is a 2 year pandemic and that it’ll be in waves. I’d invest heavily in the internet porn business.

Number of U.S. fatalities is projected to be 400,000+ This virus has to move us to change our healthcare model. We are not prepared.

Stay inside.