Democratic Primary Thread: The Deuce

[thebuzzardman]

Pence is a putz. He’s a punching bag in the waiting. At least it’ll be fun watching Kamala year his ass up in the VP debate ... which is completely meaningless in this election.

Is Pence allowed to be in a room with her after 8 pm?

The elephant in the room that night for sure. What I would give to see Kamala throw that spike in his direction.

And “Mother” will have to give him a spanking when he gets home.

They need to leak to Pence and his team that Kamela is menstruating at the time of the debate.

Will totally unnerve him, reduce him to quivering bowl of Jesus worshipping flesh.

[thebuzzardman]

Just disappointed this news is stealing energy from the Important Kenny Payne hire

[Oscirus]

Just disappointed this news is stealing energy from the Important Kenny Payne hire

Not at the fact that she's the second kamala in the news this week?

[Capn'O]

Pence is a putz. He’s a punching bag in the waiting. At least it’ll be fun watching Kamala tear his ass up in the VP debate ... which is completely meaningless in this election.

I like to refer to him as Mike Putz! Chump and Putz

[Clyde_Style]

Pence is a putz. He’s a punching bag in the waiting. At least it’ll be fun watching Kamala tear his ass up in the VP debate ... which is completely meaningless in this election.

I like to refer to him as Mike Putz! Chump and Putz

I'm going with The Pez



and

this for Chump

NSFW

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[BKlutch]

Ah yes "Science"
Great verbiage. Look no further into his data.

Are you compensated for the things you write? Or are the things you write really that stupid? Either way, they're not smart, not right, and not helping your case.

[j4remi]

The most annoying thing about all the "he's too pie in the sky" talk was that Bernie always had a pragmatic streak. Ironically, Matty Yglesias who loves trolling Sanders supporters broke it down fairly well a ways back

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/1/7/21002895/bernie-sanders-2020-electability

I've come to feel he may be more powerful as a progressive champion in the Senate than in the presidency. He absolutely knows how to play ball but once in the presidency he would have to all the time and that might erode his uncompromising veneer.

I feel you, but I high key think that the race to fill his vacuum would be massively helpful to progressive rhetoric about legislation more normalized and hopefully lead to better legislation passing. Not sure the uncompromising veneer is necessary or was particularly helpful tbh; it allowed for a lot of mischaracterization of himself and his supporters.

[HarthorneWingo]

The most annoying thing about all the "he's too pie in the sky" talk was that Bernie always had a pragmatic streak. Ironically, Matty Yglesias who loves trolling Sanders supporters broke it down fairly well a ways back

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/1/7/21002895/bernie-sanders-2020-electability

I've come to feel he may be more powerful as a progressive champion in the Senate than in the presidency. He absolutely knows how to play ball but once in the presidency he would have to all the time and that might erode his uncompromising veneer.

I feel you, but I high key think that the race to fill his vacuum would be massively helpful to progressive rhetoric about legislation more normalized and hopefully lead to better legislation passing. Not sure the uncompromising veneer is necessary or was particularly helpful tbh; it allowed for a lot of mischaracterization of himself and his supporters.

Agreed. Any prospects on the horizon?

[HarthorneWingo]

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Trump is off his hydroxychoroquine again. WTF? At least he didn't mention anything about a bloody vagina.

And didn't Trump just say that Biden wanted to beat up God or sompin?

[Phish Tank]

One upside if Biden & Harris can pull this off: Gavin Newsom appoints Katie Porter to replace Kamala as Senator. Put Porter in charge of the Senate Finance Committee (if we can take the Senate)

BOOM.

[Clyde_Style]

One upside if Biden & Harris can pull this off: Gavin Newsom appoints Katie Porter to replace Kamala as Senator. Put Porter in charge of the Senate Finance Committee (if we can take the Senate)

BOOM.

Am I bad person if I had this thought when you said that?

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[Phish Tank]

One upside if Biden & Harris can pull this off: Gavin Newsom appoints Katie Porter to replace Kamala as Senator. Put Porter in charge of the Senate Finance Committee (if we can take the Senate)

BOOM.

Am I bad person if I had this thought when you said that?

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you coulda at least photoshopped Tiny Hands getting whipped there

[Clyde_Style]

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gotta watch out for the disinformation campaign.

[Clyde_Style]

And speaking of Russian interference, Trump's efforts to destroy NATO have emboldened Putin to make his next move which looks like Annexing Belarus

[dakomish23]

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[GONYK]

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I see the talking points have been sent out

[Clyde_Style]

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I see the talking points have been sent out

As a descendant of Vikings I have the power to cast spells that transform race mongerers into mongrels.

Any suggestions on what I should turn these guys into?

Newts? Hamsters?

[Knick4Real]

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I see the talking points have been sent out

DEAR CONSERVATIVES:

[Clyde_Style]

I'm half man, half cartoon and even I wouldn't take offense if people accused me of not being human