Clyde_Style wrote:Oscirus wrote:robillionaire wrote:
Of course it's a real attempt. I don't know why people are eager to let them off the hook for what they're trying to do right now.
Cuz its hearsay, we cant do anything about it until theres legit proof and even if we call him out to the press, so what? He's good for 6 years.
Tomorrow I'm going to attempt to rob every bank within 50 miles of here.
Watch out! I mean it!
this is how it will play out
Bank employee 1: WE'RE BEING ROBBED! there's a guy with a gun and a mask and he's emptying out the vault into a sack with a dollar sign on the side of it
Bank employee 2: don't be alarmed, don't call the cops he's just grifting and joking around for publicity and I'm sure he'll do the right thing and put the money back and leave peacefully.
bank employee 1: that doesn't sound right, maybe we should ask him. sir, what are you doing back there?
robber: THIS IS MY MONEY. YOU STOLE THIS MONEY FROM ME. YOU DON'T DECIDE WHOSE MONEY THIS IS, THE COURT DOES. MY GANG IS OUTSIDE ON STANDBY READY TO SHOOT YOU. I AM NOT CONCEDING THIS MONEY.
bank employee 1: this sounds serious. we should probably take this threat seriously and do something
bank employee 2: ah just ignore him, he doesn't have any evidence of his claim and he knows there's no way he can really get away with this. oh by the way he's the same guy who appointed the managers of the bank, and he's now in the office just asking them to just let him have the money. I hear them all laughing back there sounds like they've got it all worked out. say what's for lunch want to order something off grubhub
