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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#41 » by El Hespiritu » Sat Aug 15, 2020 10:37 pm

Ranger wrote:
El Hespiritu, faaaar long before anyone knew what the hell a coronavirus is wrote:...Suns defended better...
So:

It's official.



The Last Days are here.
We all gonna die.


The 7th Seal is shattered.
We're both prophets (sadly).

I've been watching TimberTrolls' games at The Bubble.
I didn't see so many intangibles since The Golden Boy left Minnie.

But there are some ex-TimberTrolls there, at least,
MEM get three of them if I remember well (Dieng, The Shepherd Tolliver and Tyus).

Great play-in game vs. Portland Dame Blazers.
Deserved better.

Of course, The Troll Play Of The Game had some ex-TTroll involved.

Read on Twitter


I always said Gorgui has a good head for Basket.
IQ matters.
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-I kill them and throw them into the sea
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#42 » by El Hespiritu » Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:26 pm

Aiyä!

I guess you know what happened with your favorite Catalan and Spanish ex-player.

I don't know if he's your favorite ex guy currently playing (I guess The Shepherd, Love and Stoned B-Easy get their fans as well) but for sure is your favorite Catalan and Spanish ex (I think you have no others, at least).

Well... after leaving MIN destroyed and UTA collapsed, now he finished his evil job getting PHX out from a lottery spot and he's now ready to unleash the chaos over Texas

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But since they are terrified at the idea of him upgrading OKC team to an 8th seed chance, they probably will move him to another team in exchange of younglings and picks because they currently like tanks more they like flowers (or so they told me).

Time will tell.

When it comes to the TimberTroll Spanish thread, they're still active and right now mindstorming about downtrading picks, Wise men vs LaDumb men and stuff.


I wish all of you stay safe, sound, healthy and not too much underlined by Twitter bots for stating disputable claims.
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#43 » by urinesane » Wed Nov 18, 2020 9:21 pm

El Hespiritu wrote:Aiyä!

I guess you know what happened with your favorite Catalan and Spanish ex-player.

I don't know if he's your favorite ex guy currently playing (I guess The Shepherd, Love and Stoned B-Easy get their fans as well) but for sure is your favorite Catalan and Spanish ex (I think you have no others, at least).

Well... after leaving MIN destroyed and UTA collapsed, now he finished his evil job getting PHX out from a lottery spot and he's now ready to unleash the chaos over Texas

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But since they are terrified at the idea of him upgrading OKC team to an 8th seed chance, they probably will move him to another team in exchange of younglings and picks because they currently like tanks more they like flowers (or so they told me).

Time will tell.

When it comes to the TimberTroll Spanish thread, they're still active and right now mindstorming about downtrading picks, Wise men vs LaDumb men and stuff.


I wish all of you stay safe, sound, healthy and not too much underlined by Twitter bots for stating disputable claims.


OKC (Oklahoma City) is in Oklahoma fyi (not Texas).

I miss Ricky and I'd love if the Wolves traded for him. Logic be damned, I enjoy the hell out of watching him play and making players around him look like all-stars.
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#44 » by El Hespiritu » Wed Nov 18, 2020 9:27 pm

My bad.. I would edit it but I prefer my mistakes to remain visible.

Helps to be humble.
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Post#45 » by urinesane » Wed Nov 18, 2020 9:30 pm

El Hespiritu wrote:My bad.. I would edit it but I prefer my mistakes to remain visible.

Helps to be humble.


No worries, most people in this country don't care where OKC is either.
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#46 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:22 am

On an unpredictable plot twist...

I don't wanna state anything 'til it's official... maybe G-Rose wants him just to trade him right now to WAS in exchange of some picks or stuff.

That would be troll, but everything surrounding Rubio is pretty trollish, as you might have noticed.

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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#47 » by avempace » Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:55 am

Hi there, is here the new troll campsite? I tried to register in the spanish forums but I have not been approved yet, I am tired of moving home all the time. Rubio looks like the Carmen Sandiego of the NBA, learn US geography with ricky rubio!

Anyway, I still dont know the roster of the wolves, but I am sure that if they get Anthony Trolliver back they will be a contender.
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Post#48 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:15 pm

Nobody need to approve you, as long as I know.

Spanish Forum has no registration filters, last time I checked.

As long you are not a Linde Finzalizada, you'll be fine.
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Post#49 » by avempace » Thu Nov 19, 2020 4:27 pm

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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#50 » by urinesane » Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:35 pm

Welcome back Timber Trolls, you've been missed around here!
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#51 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:53 pm

avempace wrote:...
Mmmh...

Give me a couple of hours... I'll check.
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#52 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:23 pm

I'm getting anxious expecting for all this JJ stuff to finish and we can officially take pictures of Ricky with the new jersey.
My paranoia is on the loose.

But let's all be optimistic... he's here and no reason to think otherwise:

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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#53 » by Klomp » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:42 pm

El Hespiritu wrote:I'm getting anxious expecting for all this JJ stuff to finish and we can officially take pictures of Ricky with the new jersey.
My paranoia is on the loose.

Better?

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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#54 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:49 pm

Klomp wrote:Better?

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Buuuf... much better, yep.

Gratitude, Klomp... I was biting my nails to the bone.
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Post#55 » by PharmD » Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:03 am

I am so happy about this.

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Post#56 » by urinesane » Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:19 am

PharmD wrote:I am so happy about this.





They're so good!
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#57 » by D1SGRUNTL3D » Fri Nov 20, 2020 1:10 am

Just had nightmare flashbacks of Corey brewer
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Post#58 » by urinesane » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:48 am

D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:Just had nightmare flashbacks of Corey brewer

I loved Brew probably my 3rd favorite Wolves player after Rubio.

Looked like Bambi on ice skates at time, but he played 100% every single play and gave me something to cheer for during pretty rough times.
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Post#59 » by Merc_Porto » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:56 am

Corey was fun. At end of every post game interviews he always said...

"GO WOLVES"
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Re: Timber Trolls 

Post#60 » by southern wolf » Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:32 am

D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:Just had nightmare flashbacks of Corey brewer


Never forget..

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