Overall SRS:  +8.48,  Standard Deviations:  +1.65,  Lost in the NBA Finals
Regular Season Record:  57-25,  Regular Season SRS:  +6.94 (47th), Earned the 1 Seed
Regular Season Offensive Rating:  +3.2 (59th),  Regular Season Defensive Rating:  -4.0 (42nd)
PG:   Terry Porter (28), +3.7 / +5.4
SG:   Clyde Drexler (29), +8.7 / +7.8
SF:    Jerome Kersey (29), +1.7 / +3.7
PF:    Buck Williams (31), +1.2 / -0.8
C:      Kevin Duckworth (27), -3.6 / -2.0
6th:    Clifford Robinson (25), -0.2 / +0.1
7th:    Danny Ainge (32), +1.9 / +1.5
Usage Rate:  Clyde Drexler (28.7%), Clifford Robinson (22.1%), Terry Porter (21.6%)
Scoring/100:  Clyde Drexler (33.5 / +2.9%), Terry Porter (25.9 / +4.4%), Danny Ainge (23.8 / +0.3%)
Assists/100:   Clyde Drexler (9.0), Terry Porter (8.3), Danny Ainge (6.1)
Heliocentrism:  42.0% (22nd of 82 teams)
Wingmen: 36.4% (45th)
Depth:  21.6% (55th)
Playoff Offensive Rating:  +7.69 (21st),  Playoff Defensive Rating:  -2.16 (84th)
Playoff SRS:  +9.33 (75th),  Total SRS Increase through Playoffs:  +1.54 (72nd)
Average Playoff Opponent Offense:  +4.06 (9th),  Average Playoff Opponent Defense:  -2.29 (44th)
Round 1:      Los Angeles Lakers (-1.0), won 3-1, by +14.8 points per game (+13.8 SRS eq)
Round 2:      Phoenix Suns (+6.9), won 4-1, by +3.2 points per game (+10.1 SRS eq)
Round 3:      Utah Jazz (+5.9), won 4-2, by +6.5 points per game (+12.4 SRS eq)
Round 4:      Chicago Bulls (+9.9), lost 2-4, by -7.3 points per game (+2.6 SRS eq)
Modern Comps:
PG:   2013 George Hill (but somewhat better in every way)
SG:   2005 LeBron James
SF:    2014 P.J. Tucker (a little better in every way)
PF:    2017 Tyson Chandler 
C:      2020 Rui Hachimura (better rebounding and defense, worse scoring)
6th:    2017 Terrence Jones
7th:    2016 Patty Mills
Okay, I want to be clear on a few things.  I’m working primarily off stats here.  Most of these are teams I’ve never watched, and what I know about them is a combination of stats and what I’ve picked up from books and articles that I’ve read and whatnot.  There are times when this lack of primary source interaction occasionally bites me in the butt (for example, with the injury-riddled slate of opponents the ‘89 Pistons played).  So every conclusion I come to has a bit of an asterisk, and I’m certainly open to correction.  Especially with this.
But what the hell is up with this lineup?  Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s fascinating that the best comp for peak Drexler is 20 year-old LeBron (who was athletic as hell, but was still very unpolished compared to what he would grow into).  They’re both strong rebounders, carry high (but not huge) loads, both did most of the passing on their team (but not tons), both shot above average (but not by much), both posted strong box-score defensive stats.  Weirdly I think this comparison complements them both.  Drexler because ‘05 LeBron was a proto-version of the ultimate floor-raiser, and LeBron because at 20 he was comparable to a peak Hall of Famer leading a team to the Finals.  So that part’s fine.  
George Hill (and Fred VanVleet) are the two modern players that the comp engine seems to reach for whenever you have a solid-shooting decent usage player with solid, but not heavy assist% numbers.  So it identifies Porter as more of a decent passing shooting guard, which is fine, but it’s hardly woo-woo.  And Kersey?  Nice defender and *great* rebounder for a wing, but that’s about as good as I can say.  Buck Williams?  He seems like some uber roll-man; his shooting efficiency is a stratospheric +12% for decent usage (17.8%) but his turnover to assist is hot garbage, his rebounding is strong but his defense (box-score numbers) look pretty weak for a 4.  He was a 75.4% free throw shooter so he clearly had a solid shooting touch, but he also ran a high FTr of 0.520, so I’d assume he was at the rim *a lot*.  Duckworth . . . I really don’t know how much positive I can say about Duckworth.  The Ainge/Mills comp is nice; both were smart role players who didn’t take anything off the table.  But Clifford Robinson . . . at least he looks like a decent defender.  I’m just saying, Kersey, Duckworth and Robinson *all* shot well below league average.  
How the heck was this team that good?  I don’t doubt that they dominated the glass eight ways from Sunday; between Drexler and Kersey you had a lot of extra rebounding coming from the backcourt (sure enough, 4th in ORB% and 2nd in DRB%).  And the scoring *must* have run on Drexler, Porter and Williams carrying the scoring, because Ainge was only league average (though a nice passer).  Their defense really lacks a traditional defensive big (Robinson notwithstanding), but their shot defense was actually really good, especially from 3 (3rd in the league on 3P% allowed).  So I’m going to basically infer that the Blazers’s backcourt (specifically Drexler and Kersey) did a great job containing perimeter shooters.  I don’t know.  I guess I’m really not used to seeing a team on this list post such a weak starter (and fairly weak 6th man).  This is just a very unusual roster configuration.  If anyone with more inside info wants to enlighten me I’m all ears.
The Blazers had been a decent team before making the leap in 1990.  Their offense only got slightly better, but their defense improved considerably (from league average to pretty good), mostly in shot defense and defensive rebounding.  And, let the record show that, in 1990 they added Buck Williams and Clifford Robinson.  So I won’t pretend to know the details, save that adding Williams and Robinson was something of a wash on offense, but a big step forward in shot defense.  In ‘90 they actually made the Finals (sneaking by the ‘90 Suns who outscored them in the series) before losing convincingly to the Pistons.  In ‘91 they were narrowly beaten by the ‘91 Lakers; 1992 would be the last serious year they’d have together.  In ‘93 they lost Ainge and struggled with injuries (Drexler and Kersey) and it went downhill from there.  If the Blazers were going to win a ring, this was going to need to be the year.
In the first round they faced the post-Magic Johnson Lakers, who had also lost James Worthy for the season.  You’d expect Portland to win handily and they certainly did.  The Blazers dominated the boards (Duckworth, Drexler and Williams combined for 9.5 offensive rebounds a game) and dominated shooting as well.  The Lakers shot 2 points below average, while Drexler had a 26/9/9 with +4% shooting.  It was a 14.8 point a game blowout, and while you’d be right to say that the no-Magic un-Worthy Lakers had no chance, obliterating them is exactly what you’re expected to do if you’re a top team.  The Blazers were not so lucky with their matchups for the rest of the playoffs.
In the second round they ran into the ‘92 Suns, who were damned good; they had a +5.7 SRS for the regular season and started the playoffs by whipping the +2.8 SRS Spurs by 9 points a game.  My formula definitely favored the Blazers for the series, but the Suns were really good.  It was a track meet - neither team could really stop the other.  Kevin Johnson ran amok with a 24-5-9 on +6.1% shooting with 2 steals a games, while Cedric Ceballos and Tim Perry combined for 26 points a game on +8.9% shooting or better.  But the Blazers dominated the boards (as they usually did); Drexler averaged 4 offensive rebounds a game and four of their five starters posted TRB% of 10% or higher.  Drexler posted a 31/8/7 on +4.1% shooting (1.8 steals and 1.6 blocks a game - doesn’t this look like a LeBron stat-line?), while Porter and Ainge both shot well, combining for 38 points a game on +11.7% shooting or better.  The Blazers pulled off a 3.2 point a game win, a solid showing against a very good team.
And then they faced the Utah Jazz who, while not as good as the Suns, were very good (+5.9 SRS at this point in the playoffs).  You might assume that the Blazers dominated the boards but they did not; Karl Malone went into beast mode, posting a DRB% of 28% for the series (blink blink) and the Jazz were actually able to gain a small advantage on the glass.  However, the Blazers had a considerable advantage in shooting.  You may be thinking “Right, Malone choked in the playoffs, duh” but Malone actually had a great series, posting a 28/12/2 on +9.7% shooting.  A Malone did struggle in the series however, Jeff Malone, the pre-Hornacek shooting guard, who posted 19 points a game on -3.7% shooting, and Stockton only managed to shoot at an average level.  On the other side, Terry Porter smoked Stockton hard, posting a 26/4/8 on +19.7% shooting, and Jerome Kersey actually had a good scoring series with a 20/7/3 on +7% shooting.  In the end the Blazers managed to pull this one off by 6.5 points a game, a strong margin against a very solid team. 
So the Blazers emerge from this Western Conference gauntlet to face . . . the ‘92 Bulls.  Well hell.  The series was billed as something of a face-off between Jordan and Drexler.  And this isn’t as crazy as it sounds (yes it was, but bear with me).  They were both dominant shooting guards that were both by far the best players on their teams.  Drexler was the better rebounder (though Jordan was no slouch in that department) and Drexler dished more assists (though Jordan was no slouch in that department).  That said, Jordan was better on defense and just a teensy, weensy bit better scoring (being the best scorer ever and whatnot).  So Jordan was definitely better but it wasn’t . . . a crazy comparison.  But of course, Jordan being Jordan, he took it personal.   Drexler really struggled Game 1, putting up a 16/5/7 on -6.3% shooting with 4 turnovers.  And Jordan . . . well, Jordan had a 39/3/11 on +18% shooting.  Jordan was better than Drexler in the regular season by a respectable bit.  Taking It Personal playoff Jordan was on another planet compared to Drexler.  And that’s kind of how it went.
Jordan averaged a 36/5/7 on +8.6% shooting (and remember, the Blazers were a good shot-defense team).  Holy **** mushrooms Batman!  Drexler ended up with a respectable (but not compared to Jordan) 25/8/5 on -0.9% shooting.  The Bulls outscored the Blazers top to bottom; of Blazers that used more than 7 shots a game, nobody scored above +4% (Porter) and everyone who wasn’t Porter shot below league average.  The Bulls just smothered them.  The Blazers did manage to win on the boards (Kersey and Drexler combined for 7 offensive boards a game) but it was nowhere near enough.  The Blazers lost by 7.3 points a game, a really bad loss even against a very good team.  The Blazers really were quite good, and really acquitted themselves well against multiple very good teams.  But they were absolutely not able to compete with the ‘92 Bulls.