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The Boston Celtics - Losers From Top to Bottom of the Franchise.

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The Boston Celtics - Losers From Top to Bottom of the Franchise. 

Post#1 » by Celtics_History_Lesson » Mon Dec 7, 2020 11:37 am

If one "superstar" wants to get out of the team, maybe they are ungrateful and angry and rude, and the team might not be at fault.

If all the "superstars" want to get out of the team, as soon as possible, at whatever cost to them, maybe the team is the problem.



Except for five players, and that includes the two first round rookies who get the benefit of doubt right now, everyone in the Celtics franchise needs to go away. Everyone. Leave. All. Everyone. Broom gone through. The owner, and at least 150 people employed by the Celtics, they all stink, either should not have been there or have gone stale, need to hit the bricks.

Hitting the bricks, that seems to be the entire Celtics' strategy the past few years. But they are not hitting them.


As everybody knows, Boston is where anesthesiology started. Those in charge of the Celtics might be asleep. Or they just don't care. Owner doesn't care, players don't care, coaches don't care, and could they get some fans in the first eight rows who care, when the team cares to let fans in.

Yes! In the face.

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It starts with the owner.

A sad nobody who wants to be liked.

"Fireworks"? He has been burning down the place instead.

This Wyc, so much blame. Everything that follows is backed up by statistics and facts. He hires the losers who sign the losers. Sell the team. So many former Celtics fans hate the team now, and Wyc and his illogical decisions are one big part of that.

Purple = Lakers

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It all starts with him. He fails, and fails. Wrecked the historic uniforms. Wrecked the roster. Wrecked the reputation. Wrecked everything.

Willingly aligning themselves with companies that are known for fraud or for killing nearby rivers and the fish who used to peacefully frolic in the clean waters.

There isn't a river in New England, or New York, that didn't have GE poison it. People may say, "It isn't as bad as Lake Ontario, and the beaches there covered with dead fish," but that isn't a good result. It would be like a Vancouver Grizzlies fan saying, "At least I am not a fan of the Quebec Nordiques."

The Celtics basketball team used to have shirts that mentioned bribing Iraq:

General Electric has agreed to pay $23.4 million to settle Securities and Exchange Commission charges that it violated Foreign Corrupt Practices Act accounting and internal-controls provisions.


The real problem isn't what they put on the jersey, it is that they put anything on it.

He has a sports team that has gone up ten times in value.

He has hundreds of millions of dollars in his bank account, after being set up well by his father.

This Wyc really needs to ruin a Boston Celtics shirt as well?

The stupid alternate jerseys? What is this? Selling a hundred years of tradition just to make a few dollars more from slave-made shirts designed by nutjobs and made in China.

BOSCON.


The stupid NIKE logo on the jerseys. A company built on slaves in Asia making footwear. To this very day, Nike demand slaves make the shoes.

Nike and Coca-Cola Lobby Against Xinjiang Forced Labor Bill


Someone says, "Maybe it is better if slaves don't make products." Nike then says they disagree with that statement. The Celtics then put their foolish logo on their important and traditional jerseys.



Playing in a stadium with this:

TD Bank fined $122M by U.S. consumer regulator for pushy tactics selling overdraft service. TD Bank has agreed to pay back $97 million US to 1.4 million of its U.S. customers for deceptive marketing.


While not really something the Celtics could change, it was something the Celtics could ask to be changed.

It was supposed to be called the Shawmut Center.



Wycliffe Grousbeck, sounds like a Haitian singer.



With all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of Boston, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Celtics and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!




A scam artist. Puts the prices up for a game because "star players" will be appearing.

When the "star players" don't appear, he still keeps the extra money.

There is a word for that. Fraud.



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Wyc thinks he is a celebrity?

He is a nobody, and for one year got some reflected glory because of what a nice guy from Minnesota, who also appeared twice on Cheers, did for the Celtics more than a decade ago.

So famous, he gets to sit next to a retired tail back from the 2002 New England Patriots roster. Even bigger for him, Wyc gets to meet a member of NKotB.

Clueless. His basketball team is rioting in the rooms below him, and he is drinking and partying upstairs with Donnie.

"Hey, I am Wyc. Who cares if the basketball team is an out of control embarrassment, we are going to all sing Step By Step. Even better, Marky Mark has arrrived! Donnie, this is Marky Mark, have you two ever met?"

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Sell the team.

You have disgraced the team, sell it.

You have ruined the team, sell it.

You have turned a respected basketball team into a laughing stock, sell it.

You have hired morons, sell the team.




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Austin Ainge.


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Did anyone ever ask him how he got his job, and then big promotions, at the Celtics?

There is not one person reading this who has fewer qualifications than this Austin Ainge.

The idiot son. It took him six years for his four-year degree?

This isn't some stupid kid with a mop under the basket, this is the Director of Player Personnel.

Something very wrong going on, he looks twice the age of his father.

Like something from NASCAR, but at least in that failing sport the son who gets the automobile from the father just wrecks his own chances of winning when he crashes it into a wall. Year after year, trade deadline after trade deadline, draft after draft, the idiot son and the father fail and crash the entire sports team with them.

The odds of two from that Utah-based group being numbers 1 and 2 on running a basketball team, 1 in 2,500,000,000,000,000.

Nepotism.

Austin Ainge would be pictured in the dictionary for that, but he is such a loser he lost that spot. Glenn Rivers and his idiot son won the spot in the dictionary.

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Big nepotism.

Daniel Ainge and his gigantic and tiring and far-reaching search for someone to hire, and then he chooses someone from his own house, that he gave a slinky to for his birthday.

Daniel Ainge had to sit down Austin Ainge and explain how a slinky worked. He had to show him how to operate it. Austin Ainge still struggled to make it work. It was a very frustrating and sad 26th birthday party for Austin Ainge.


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Kevin McHale, the only reason why anyone at the Celtics can point to any success for the past 12 years. For the past 33 years.

If it wasn't for McHale, doing Boston a solid, gifting Garnett to the Celtics, persuading Garnett to go to the Celtics, the owner and the management and everyone at the Celtics would be huge failures.

Most of them are huge failures. Can you imagine anyone actually hiring, and promoting, their idiot son and getting away with it when all it results in is fail after fail?

Loudmouth former baseball player.

Failed middle infielder.

Too ill to go out and look at players.

So rich, should be retired and looking after himself.

Instead, looks after himself by sitting in various chairs, pretends to run a basketball team.

Robert Horry threw a towel in his face. Danny Ainge seems to have thrown in the towel for the past five years. Collecting a huge pay check, doing absolutely nothing, except for the few times he wakes up and does something wrong.


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Will always remember the highlight of his baseball career.

His last ever game.

Him sitting on the bench, looking stupid.

Sad because he wasn't playing.

When he did get to play, sad because he was not very good.

That game, after many innings, his team got a runner on. The only way for Ainge to get on the bases, he was the pinch runner.

Game ended, he stood out there, career ended. The same person who contractually agreed to never play basketball, said he was going to go and play basketball.

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The Celtics have given everything to him.

He has taken from them for long enough.

Leave. Retire.

Of course, take the idiot son when you go.


The lies. So many. It isn't funny, it doesn't help the team, it is childish stupidity.

Austin Ainge likely is childish stupidity. Daniel Ainge used to buy him Pokemon and Gobots.

The bigger ones like who he is trying to trade, to the smaller ones like saying Pat Connaughton can't jump.

Ainge is not funny.



The "roster" the Ainge Cartel had after a day of free agency in 2020

Point Guard

Kemba Walker
Marcus Smart
Carsen Edwards
Tremont Waters
Payton Pritchard
Brad Wanamaker (free agent)


Shooting Guard

Jaylen Brown
Romeo Langford
Javonte Green (free agent)
Aaron Nesmith


Small Forward

Jayson Tatum


Power Forward

Grant Williams
Semi Ojeleye


Center

Daniel Theis
Robert Williams
Tacko Fall



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That is some magnificent work.

You would need to be extra stupid, or really great at sabotage, to come up with that.

Austin Ainge gets a pass for this, "It isn't me, it is my father doing this."

Daniel Ainge gets a pass for this, "It isn't me, it is my idiot son doing this."


You have a player. Tatum, who should be the NBA's best shooting guard.

You create a roster where he is forced to play power forward.

Stupid.

Danny Ainge, "You can't fire me! I was traded for Joe Kleine! 'Kevin McHale gave me Kevin Garnett', don't say that, I am Danny Ainge, former baseball player!"



Chuck Connors is way more famous than Daniel Ainge.



Someone says, "Tristan Thompson and Jeff Teague!"

Once all the good players had found new homes, a Kardashian and someone who lost all his ability to play two or three years ago arrive in Boston.

Unlike those brainwashed by the world, have no idea what a Kardashian is.

They are famous because of OJ Simpson?

That can't be good.

If a team had K Irving, A Horford, G Hayward, then maybe you add cheap depth with a veteran forward/center and a backup point guard.

All they are doing now is stealing playing time, development time, from Payton Pritchard and, more significantly, Robert Williams. More on and off court problems with Tristan Kardashian. At least Humphries was free of that when he was in Boston, Tristan has the three strikes of being Kardashian, "learning" from LeBron, and being Canadian.

What next, Lamar Odom?

As always, shows the Ainge Cartel has no idea where they are, or where they are headed.

Tristan Thompson doesn't even know which hand he shoots with, so more confusion for the confusion and chaos which are the Celtics. Doesn't even know what country he belongs to.

61% on free throws, as many turnovers as assists, Tristan Thompson will have a lot in common with Jaylen Brown.

Celtics could have done so much better. Someone like Norvel Pelle, a better player and $15million cheaper. Same rebounds, steals, shooting numbers as Thompson, with five times the blocks last season.

Teague's ability has fallen so far off the cliff he was traded for Allen Crabbe.

Wanamaker or J Teague? Wanamaker shoots the ball better, defends better. Teague is a better passer. Teague might get nearly a million more than Wanamaker, and unlike Wanamaker is new to Boston and may have nothing left in the gas tank. In basketball years, basketball mileage, Teague is twice the age of Wanamaker.

The strange Ainge Cartel may have a secret plan to get every Hawk who was on that Atlanta team that overachieved in regular season games, a long time ago, and underachieved in playoff games.

Horford?

Got him.

Teague?

Yes.

Millsap?

Reportedly, they tried.

Korver?

Not yet.

DeMarre Carroll?

You never know.

Pero Antic?

You certainly hope not.



How many 2019-20 Celtics led the NBA in a stats category?

Only one.

Wanamaker.





No team can win and develop at the same time.

You are either going for the title, or are bad and building a foundation to later go for the title.

Daniel Ainge, and his idiot son, continue to fail.

Aingey Boy is like the deformed monster in those Ring movies with the short people and the elf and the guy with the axe, at every trade deadline screaming about his precious future draft picks.

Build, or compete.

Can't do both.

Draft after draft the past decade has shown how bad Ainge is. In 2020, from picks 21 to 30, all but two had been traded. The teams that traded them, moved picks to try to win. Ainge kept his. The previous year, same pick range, three teams had their original picks, including Ainge. Year before that, Ainge with the pick late in the first round.

If you are signing, and trading for, old or injured All-Stars maybe you don't hold onto your late first rounders every year. Acquiring the veteran stars means you are trying to win, normally. The All-Stars all left, and the team didn't win as a worthless and selfish bench was in place, instead of a bench that had been greatly improved by sending out some draft picks.


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Sad Aingey Boy.

Not only was he gifted a championship due to Kevin McHale, he didn't even draft the Celtic superstar of that team.

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Rick Pitino, after Kevin McHale, had the biggest part of constructing the winning team as he drafted Paul Pierce.

Who would Aingey Boy have picked in 1998, at pick 10?

Tyronn Lue?

Might have been too tall.

Felipe Lopez?

He couldn't shoot the ball, so Ainge would have liked that.


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The coach. What a smug little loser he is.

It is not confidence, it is rudeness.

He gets a lifetime contract with the Celtics because he took a lowly college team to forgotten finals appearances when college basketball was full of one-and-done chuckers and corruption?



His "system"?

He has no system. If he has a system, it is one that has never won.

A giant fraud, making up "wings" and "swings" and the lazy media cheer him for it and too many pretend fans agree it is so great.

Zero wins. Nothing.

A horrible person. The way he treats, mistreats, dismisses, the paying fans shows what a punk he actually is.

Coach Steven Brads, he has a very high opinion of himself, a very low opinion of those who actually pay him.

He gets credit for his play calls out of timeouts? So great, so unique, so original, just some screen to get a player free going to the basket, Coach Knight was doing that in the 1970s.

Coach Steven Brads, he was able to coach children in college, at least some of his players listened to him there. Hides in his office or under a desk when the Celtics locker room has been chaos for nearly his entire time at the team.

Sometimes he would run out of the room when it happened, as Al Horford was already under the desk.

Horford knew there was no way to get the crazies under control. He stayed out of the way, kept quiet, got out as soon as possible.


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The worthless three point guards on the floor at the same time idea?

You have to wonder if he is really part of the other team.

The other team's coach must have to work hard not to laugh. They were worried, planning, were sure the Celtics were too talented, and then when the game is close the Celtics wheel out three dwarfs and in the paint two undersized players called Semi and Grant.

Nobody wants to see that.



The Celtics used to have leaders on and off the court.

Now, Coach Steven Brads wants to be best friends with everyone, and delegate, and have no blame fall anywhere.

No Captain.

How stupid can you be?

What a disgusting, slimy, anti-Boston little punk.

From 1950 to 2014, Captains.

Little punk who hates the fans, and hates Celtics tradition, arrives, and he throws it out the window.

Cousy, Havlicek, Bird, even a year of Dominique as a co-Captain, more than half a century of greatness and winning but little Brad says no.


Coach Steven Brads is either a coward or he actually has no idea how to coach.

The Celtics sign Gordon Hayward for him, and when available to play and on the court, not one time does Coach Steven Brads run a play for him like Utah used to do. Most would think when a team has a former All-Star on huge money they might run a play for him, get him the ball, do things specifically for him. It used to be so simple in Utah, and worked so often, with the center setting a screen and Hayward curling around and the point guard getting him the ball 12 or so feet out. It was often a good shot, or him getting fouled. In Boston, nothing. He hardly saw the ball. The "coach" never stopped those who refused to pass the ball, and they became emboldened and the team lost.

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Do you want to know who is more useless than the coach?
Every assistant coach.

That includes the media-attention-hire.

Bring that WNBA success to the Celtics. That is what the team needed.




The medical staff.

Biggest failures since Aeroflot mechanics in the 1970s.

The Celtics didn't have the best medical team.

Then, Aingey Boy decided to fire them.

Now, the Celtics have the worst.

They trade for broken players.

They sign, for hundreds of millions of dollars, broken players.

They just gave unneeded Tristan Thompson the right-handed left-handed player who is a Canadian-American $18million when his legs don't even work. Some medical staff they have there.





What a player in the NBA Finals looks like:

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Marcus Smart is mentally ill. When you ask someone not to do something because it is bad, when you tell them not to do something because it is bad, and they not only do it but do it more they have a serious problem.

The only Celtics who shot the ball worse than Smart in 2019-20? None had ever played in the NBA.

Grant Williams, Carsen Edwards, Romeo Langford, Tremont Waters.

Smart was a draft mistake, as well as the team making the mistake that year of "competing" when the logical move was prepare for the draft and move along players like Humphries and Bass.

Smart was said to be the next "Dwyane Wade". Instead he was the worst shooter in the history of the NBA. 18th out of players in that draft for Win Shares per minute. 41st from his draft for Field Goal Percentage.

Did the Ainge Cartel mess that draft up. If D Ainge or A Ainge knew who Nikola Jokic was, the team would have won things.

The simple proof that Smart is not smart is the 2018-19 season. He actually shot a lot less, and the ball went in a lot more. Should not have been drafted, should not have been kept around with his bad shooting and his volume attempting, and should not have been kept around after causing issues on the court, and off the court.

To those who celebrate how important Smart is, he is only known by most for fighting a picture frame and losing the fight.

At least he has been consistent:


Oklahoma State Cowboys guard Marcus Smart pushes a fan in the crowd during their game against Texas Tech.

The Celtics feuded in the locker room, causing Marcus Smart to storm out

Marcus Smart Apologizes For Punching Picture Frame at Hotel

Marcus Smart commits the biggest flop of the year (Video)

Marcus Smart Just Had a Ridiculous Flop - MSN

Shams Charania got the inside scoop, and he reported that Marcus Smart and Jaylen Brown had a "heated confrontation," and the two players "needed to be separated by teammates."

Celtics' Marcus Smart fined $35,000 for going after Hawks

Marcus Smart Raps About New $52 Million Contract in Freestyle Track

Marcus Smart had to be held back from the refs | Boston.com

Marcus Smart could be suspended after going after referee

Marcus Smart is having the worst 3-point shooting season in NBA history

Marcus Smart is the worst shooter in the NBA, at least right now.

Why the Celtics should look to break up with Marcus Smart


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That is what basketball fans know about Smart.

The "winning plays" that Boston fans are told to mention, they never end up helping Boston with trophies and banners.

He is a fool, who does try on defense, but he wrecks the team year after year. An embarrassment to the uniform.


Did he actually apologize to the picture frame?



Watching the 1985 NBA Finals, you can see why Aingey Boy goes along to stupidity, year after year, with Marcus Smart.

They are both stupid.

Ainge has the ball. A one-on-five. The "smart" move would be to stop, wait a second, pass the ball to better teammates.

Ainge does the Smart move, early in the shot clock, one-on-five, puts up the brick.

Aingey Boy next time down the floor?

Turnover.

If you have Larry Bird, McHale, Johnson, Parish on your team you may want to give them the ball, not brick going one-on-five. Smart, the giant misnomer, will certainly brick going one-on-five, it is his go-to move.



Jaylen Brown joins Smart with being the problems on the roster.

He was a problem when the roster was full of so many problems, and is still a huge problem.

At least he does have advantages over Smart, he is taller and can jump.

To any who worship the media and think J Brown is intelligent, here it is, 67.8% on free throws.

If you can't figure out you need to improve in an area of your basketball game, you are not intelligent.

At least a small amount of improvement has happened on foul shots. Passing the ball? No, and he has regressed.

He still passes the ball to the other team a bit more than he passes the ball to Celtics.

Some will say it is just good he is passing the ball, but it isn't when he gives it to the other team.

Advanced statistics say his career has been similar, so far, to that of Adam Keefe, Antoine Walker, Ryan Gomes and Jamario Moon. A volleyball player, a volume shooter who wiggled, a nobody and a dunker.

Anthony Edwards, from the same state as J Brown, might take basketball more seriously than Brown does.

Edwards just plays basketball because he is not good at playing football. Brown only plays basketball because he doesn't know how to achieve his real goal of being the Latvian Ambassador to the United Nations.

Brown would fit in well with those at the UN, with his history of driving infringements and an arrest.

driving on a suspended license and a stop sign violation




Forget the UN. A shopping mall is unsafe with Jaylen Brown scheduled to attend.

Police clear Cambridge mall, arrest 6 after Jaylen Brown event becomes unruly

Officers were targeted with glass, bricks, and other objects




According to the corrupt Boston media, and the corrupt NBA media, J Brown knows all.

He went to college for a couple of months.

He is following the Etan Thomas path of basketball success.

Nobody actually thinks anything that comes out of his, large, mouth is important. He does, the media tell people it is important.

If Elizabeth Warren was voting on legislation, and decided to stop in the middle of it, and to put up corner jumpers, that is what Jaylen Brown does in reverse.

Maybe win something at basketball first, then go and play politician.



You turn on C-Span, and they are showing Canadian parliament. The next C-Span channel has Bernie Sanders launching threes?

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Is Jaylen Brown supposed to be the Boston equivalent of that disabled Swedish girl with the deformed skull that is on the news all the time screaming at people?


Brown is a lot more devious than the irrational Marcus Smart is.

They will work together, and then fight each other for control of the wrecked team.


From this:

Tempers flared during a second-quarter timeout of Thursday's Celtics-Heat game. Marcus Morris and Jaylen Brown exchanged words and had to be separated by Marcus Smart.


To this:

That commotion apparently centered around Marcus Smart and Jaylen Brown, who had a "heated confrontation" in the locker room that involved "objects thrown around" and "needed to be separated by teammates."




Can Brown or Smart speak in public without using profanity?

For being so learned, so wise, Jaylen Brown does struggle to say anything without including profanity.

Stupid Marcus Smart, very rude.

They reflect very poorly on the Boston Celtics.



Jaylen, "I think part of being an athlete comes with the fact that you have influence, you have responsibility, and you have a platform."

Not a Boston Celtic. Not a professional basketball player. He gets money from basketball, gets everything from basketball and the fans, but he is not professional.

He thinks his job is to "influence" everyone?

The everyone have no idea who he even is.


"Hi, I am Jaylen Brown, (expletive deleted)."

- "Never heard of you."

"I have a platform, (expletive deleted). I am Jaylen Brown"

- "What is a 'platform'? You mean scaffolding? We don't need that."

"(expletive deleted). I am Jaylen Brown."

- "Do you need to swear all the time?"

"I have a platform. (expletive deleted). (expletive deleted)."

- "I am going to go over there now."

"(expletive deleted). I play basketball for the Boston Celtics."

"I have heard of that sports team. Still don't know who you are."



Platform?

More people have seen Chuck Nevitt than have seen Jaylen Brown.

That is some platform.

Using the Celtics as some sort of stepping stone to being Bill Bradley, that is an insult to not only the team but the other players and to the fans.

At least Bill Bradley won something, for basketball.

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Hypocrite.

Liar.

Fraud.

His uniform is made by a company that demands access to slave labor.

He gets money from them.

His uniform had a symbol of a terrible corporation, which now has no link to Edison, which caused unheard of amounts of environmental damage, and other problems, in the local area and around the world.

Brown got big money from them.

He plays in an arena sponsored by convicted corrupt people.

J Brown gets some money from that? Anyway, he is happy to park his 'platform' there.

If Jaylen Brown is someone of great knowledge and platform, then Mark Blount is the most famous person the world has seen in recent memory.


When the New York Times says:

Nike and Coca-Cola Lobby Against Xinjiang Forced Labor Bill.


Jaylen Brown puts on his Nike clothing, and probably drinks the soda pop which is made near where he grew up.


Someone is brainwashed to say, "Jaylen Brown is Adidas!"

Don't care.


Study Links Nike, Adidas And Apple To Forced Uighur Labor

Your Apple phone, Adidas shoes and Sony TV may have been made in China by forced Uighur labor

Child labour scandal hits Adidas | UK news | The Guardian



Jaylen Brown is either a liar, he is, or is stupid.

A giant hypocrite. Jaylen Brown is benefiting financially by slave children making shoes, while insulting everyone else.




Jaylen Brown, Marcus Smart, Terry Rozier and Marcus Morris ran Al Horford and Kyrie Irving out of town.

Jaylen Brown and Marcus Smart ran Gordon Hayward out of town.

The inmates run the asylum.


Hayward, and Horford, they certainly would have noticed the first time Jalyen Brown, Marcus Smart, Terry Rozier and Marcus Morris froze them out on the court.

When Jaylen Brown, Marcus Smart, Terry Rozier and Marcus Morris froze them out the hundredth time, the minds of Horford and Hayward were already made up, get out of Boston.


Would you rather have All-Stars Irving, Hayward and Horford or malcontents Smart and Brown?


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The team doesn't have power forwards.

Two.

The team doesn't have NBA power forwards.

For an entire season, Grant Williams and Semi Ojeleye were "power forwards". Even worse, the undersized forwards were played at center.

Semi. A 15th Man who is used as a 6th Man.

Grant Williams, a no-upside draft choice, who set a record for chucking and missing.

They have the ability of Scalabrine, but get the minutes of Kevin Gamble.



The so-called "fans" these days.

Half of them have been replaced by those from the Heat and Lakers.

The first six rows are nearly completely empty for the third quarter, back when fans were allowed in to watch.

It is very sad, and very fake.

Don't know when the real fans were replaced with trash that doesn't even like basketball, but it happened.

The Celtics fans this century, are worse than the Lakers fans of last century. That is a problem. At least Neil Diamond and Henry Winkler and Jack Nicholson watched the games, the Celtics have empty seats next to the floor and then "celebrities" like a guy who played the fire inspector in an episode of Cheers and someone who was the dance choreographer for New Edition arrive so they can be "seen" for a few minutes.





Why would the Celtics get involved in this?


Jan 16, 2019 Turkish prosecutors are seeking an international arrest warrant for [Alleged Turkish terrorist], accusing him of membership in a terror organization



Easy answer, they don't want to be a basketball team. The insane owner, and the worms in management who do his bidding, want to be some sort of "activist" group.

Can you imagine joining an activist group, like an octopus liberation society, and instead of doing activist things they only play basketball games?

That is how stupid the Celtics, under current ownership, have become.

You go to a basketball game expecting to see the Celtics play their best and win, and instead of that you get some moron crying about income disparities between Guatemala and Djibouti.

The same Celtics ownership which refuses to spend into the luxury tax are willingly giving away $25,000,000 to strange "activist" causes.

You pay $600 to see the Celtics mail in a bad performance against the Sacramento Kings, and $200 goes to the players, $100 to the Celtics owner, $50 to the Bruins, $50 to the NBA, and the rest goes to the Javaris Crittenton Foundation?

It is not for the Celtics to pretend they are some sort of Turkish political party.

Also, every team the [Alleged Turkish terrorist] has been on has stunk. A loudmouth. Someone who played defense for two minutes four years ago. A player with the assists ability of Yinka Dare.

The Celtics want to be the Raptors?

The Toronto "basketball team" openly celebrates the necklacing and other torture of the ANC in South Africa. The Mandela family would tell their followers to grab people who did not support the ANC, put a car tire around them, fill it with gasolene and light it on fire. For this, an obscure Canadian "sports team" celebrates them annually.

It is actually possible that Canadian Tire may sponsor a Winnie Mandela night at a Toronto basketball game.

The crazy "rainbow" game the Celtics have now?

It is a basketball team. Not whatever that is.



The French version of the [Alleged Turkish terrorist]. What a waste of time that was.

Vincent Poirier. Did the Ainge Cartel ever see him play before signing him? Did the coach ever say he would play Vincent Poirier? Did Vincent Poirier even want to play?

Boston media and the crazed fans who worship them:

A year ago, "Oh, that Daniel Ainge, so good. He found a great player to sign. Contract extension for Daniel Ainge."

Today, "Oh, that Daniel Ainge, so good. He found a way to remove a player from the roster that didn't play. Contract extension for Daniel Ainge."


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Sometimes a useful way of evaluating how well players do, and how much they play, statistical fantasy ratings.

The Celtics have one great player. One good player on undeserved great player money.

Had an injured former All-Star who was useful.

Have two solid players, with one being horribly overpaid, but both have huge attitude problems that wreck the team.

Two useful center options. The better one, R Williams, needed to play a lot more.

Then mostly junk.

Some solid players, some with potential, but a lot of junk.



J. Tatum Bos - SF,PF
9

K. Walker Bos - PG
24

G. Hayward Bos - SG,SF
74

J. Brown Bos - SG,SF
82

M. Smart Bos - PG,SG
88

R. Williams Bos - PF,C
134

D. Theis Bos - PF,C
143

[Alleged Turkish terrorist] Bos - C
183

G. Williams Bos - PF
246

B. Wanamaker Bos - PG,SG
274

S. Ojeleye Bos - SF,PF
330

J. Green Bos - PG
376

C. Edwards Bos - PG
414

V. Poirier Bos - C
425

R. Langford Bos - SG
426

T. Waters Bos - PG
441

T. Fall Bos - C
462


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A. Nesmith Bos - SG,SF
598

P. Pritchard Bos - PG
605


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Every Ainge draft is the toilet.

The 2020 draft, just Aingey Boy getting replacements for two, possible, failures from the 2019 draft. "Welcome to Boston, Langford and Edwards". A year later, "Langford and Edwards, please welcome your replacements on the roster".

Sometimes it is too easy and he and his great adviser, his idiot son, can't get it wrong.

Robert Williams or Mitchell Robinson, the only options im 2018. Would not have gone wrong with either one. The year before, of course Tatum stood out and everyone could see that, except for some losers in Pennsylvania.

"Welcome to Boston, Smart and Young". A year later, "Smart and Young, please welcome your replacements on the roster". Rozier and Hunter were so bad, they had to draft J Brown to replace them the year after.

The Celtics are paying Demetrius Jackson and Guerschon Yabusele to not be Celtics, after picking them instead of Jake Layman.

Little players, every draft.

As a player, all Aingey Boy did was complain that the roster had too many guards. Now in charge of the roster, all he does is draft guards.




A better way of roster evaluating?

PER, Celtics with more than 1,000 minutes played.

That removes Tacko and R Williams, from very top.

Jayson Tatum
Kemba Walker
Gordon Hayward
Daniel Theis
Jaylen Brown
Marcus Smart
Brad Wanamaker
Grant Williams
Semi Ojeleye


Seems to say that J Brown and M Smart are not what they, and some fans, think they are.

Jaylan Brown on his best day is never better than G Hayward on his injury-filled day?

Smart, no better than Wanamaker.

The playoffs, where Smart usually fails even more than the regular season?

Smart 11.6 PER, 55% True Shooting

Wanamaker 11.1 PER, 63% True Shooting

Someone will yell, "Smart passes, plays defense."

Smart 4.3 assists, 1.2 steals per 36 Minutes in playoffs.

Wanamaker 4 assists, 1.6 steals per 36 Minutes in playoffs.

Such bad coaching. Obviously R Williams needs more minutes, and will also help the team immensely with more minutes, but the coach instead rolls out Semi-Grant.

K.C. Jones was playing Cedric Maxwell at shooting guard, for defense and winning, while Steven Brads has an entire lineup of players on the court shorter than Maxwell.



While not something that can be fixed at the Celtics, the "media" who "cover" the Celtics, might be the biggest collection of ineptness ever seen.

Making up things, lying, they are all terrible.

Horrible people.

The last time they said something truthful, something useful, something newsbreaking?

Nobody can remember.



Saw Chuck Nevitt yesterday.

It was a good game to watch.



Kemba Walker, pictured, should not be on the team.

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At least not for that horrendous contract.

Once a Charlotte Bobcat, always a Charlotte Bobcat.

Can't defend.

Can't stay healthy.

Can't really pass the ball.

Look through the top 35 for assists per game. Fultz. Sabonis. Bam. Satoransky. Booker. Beal.

At least Teague got on the list, at 29. No Kemba on the list.

42.5% shooting. 4.8 assists per game. What a stupid Bobcat. Kemba might want to pass the ball more, or shoot it a lot better. Celtics are paying the little Kemba all that money, and telling everyone they are happy with his production? Crazy.

0.9 steals?

Seems like $140million doesn't buy as much as it used to.

You could go to the second division of the Belgian league and find someone capable of getting 42.5% shooting, 4.8 assists per game and 0.9 steals.


Some of the players on the same, or less, money as Kemba Walker.

Kawhi Leonard
Jimmy Butler
Anthony Davis
Ben Simmons
Nikola Jokic
Joel Embiid
Kristaps Porzingis
Karl-Anthony Towns
Devin Booker
Bradley Beal
Gordon Hayward
Domantas Sabonis
Myles Turner


Celtics are stuck with an injured, empty-stats, little smiling Kemba.

Would you rather have broken Kemba, or Myles Turner plus $18million?

A team, a winning team, one in the finals, they could have three The Kelly Olynyks for the price of a broken Kemba.

You could sign four injured Derrick Roses for the money that goes to one injured Kemba.

Five Jake Laymans plus five Bobans for the price of a broken Kemba.

Fifteen Jeff Teagues? Even if Teague is half the player Kemba is now, if Kemba plays half the games, the half-brain Austin Ainge won't spend half his time at halftime playing Pokemon.



The roster stinks so bad. Hardly anyone actually wants to be there, and they just mail it in and collect their undeserved big money.

When was the last time the Celtics on the bench actually cared?

Baynes was the last guy who cheered for his team?

Before that, the Kamloops Canadian.

You watch real Boston Celtics basketball, M.L. was of course great but so many more had enthusiasm and joy and respect for the team.

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They say teams do sometimes take on the personality of their coach, so if some of them on the team today are rude punks, maybe that is where they get it from.





The Hayward Debacle.

Daniel Ainge, and his idiot son, crazy all the way through.

The end was bad, the start was bad.

If Indiana offered anything, Ainge needs to be fired.

Myles Turner, who was rated here as a better draft prospect than even Porzingis, for Hayward was more than enough.

Myles Turner plus anything more, let alone great shooter McDermott, an amazing deal.

The Celtics, reportedly, don't like Turner.

Again, a reason to fire everyone, and for the owner to sell.

If the only two choices are getting nothing or getting a youthful star 6-11 forward/center who has already led the league in blocks and also hits a lot of 3pointers, then you go and get the youthful star 6-11 forward/center who has already led the league in blocks and also hits a lot of 3pointers.

Complete insanity from the Celtics.

If the Pacers had offered Lamb, Goga, Doug and Leaf, the Celtics should have said yes.


The Celtics didn't want Myles Turner as that would mean fewer minutes for Semi Ojeleye at center?

The Celtics didn't want Myles Turner as that would mean fewer minutes for Grant Williams at center?


Aingey Boy is the punk playing the card game, with a four and a nine, and instead of being happy sharing the money he keeps bluffing and ends up with nothing.

Daniel Ainge is like a baseball player with the 0 and 2 count who is taking the next pitch.

The Ainge Cartel are like the Toronto Maple Leafs, thinking they are big, famous, important, due to some championship so long ago that few remember it happening.



Ainge exists in some sort of upside-down world. After someone robs your store, you run after them, give them some more money they forget to take? Hayward goes to Charlotte, and then Ainge runs to Charlotte to hand over a couple of second round draft picks.

For someone who doesn't trade, who had giant salary space and decided to instead fill it with broken Kemba Walker instead of trading to acquire great players and first round picks, they sent away two picks for a trade exception they may never use.

Elderly Al Horford? Elderly Aldridge? There is not a lot to get with the trade exception.

A competant front office should be able to grab a first rounder by taking someone into the trade exception, but when Austin Ainge runs your office you are incompetant.

Knowing how messed up the Celtics are, the possible first rounder they get, they will probably just trade that later for two second rounders.

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Obviously, Hayward should never have been in Boston in the first place, at his hideous contract number.

Somewhere between the 14th and 34th best player in the NBA at the time, and he was paid the 4th-highest salary.

Complete idiocy.

There wasn't money available, the Celtics had to remove four or five important players.

By himself, and this was shown at the time with statistics, The Kelly Olynyk was just as good as peak, injury-free, Utah Hayward.

That wasn't the real equation.

It was The Kelly Olynyk plus over $20million of cap money to spend.

The Celtics replaced the impossible-to-find seven footer who could pass and shoot with range, and visited sick children in hospital, for a swingman who played video games in his basement.

Complete stupidity. It was like if K.J. Wright went up to the New England Patriots and told them to sign him, and to remove Tom Brady and five other players. If Daryl Sittler had called up the Bruins, told them to get rid of Orr and five other players, just to add him to the team instead.

If Hayward wanted to be a Celtic, be "coached" by his insecure friend Steven Brads, he could have happily done that with an average salary of $20million or $25million. That he wanted more, that is proof of his lack of class and intelligence. That he was given so much more, the Ainge Cartel get that failure on them.

Hayward was a nobody. Just like how J Brown and M Smart are nobodies. Hayward, at that time, could have said, "I am Gordo from the Utah Jazz." Most people in the world, in the USA, outside of Utah, they would have responded, "Are you a musician? What instrument?"

That, in Hayward's warped mind, the chance to be a winner with the Celtics wasn't worth missing out on a little bit of money, shows how money does not buy respect. You can either have 120 Ferraris or 100 Ferraris and trophies, fame, respect, honor. Those with self-respect, honor, who are good teammates, who want to win, they know when they have 100 Ferraris they don't have to sell their soul for another 20 Ferraris.

A sad and confused "child", sitting in his San Diego mansion, playing Dig-Dug video games. Wondering if he should be back in his Salt Lake City mansion, or get another mansion in Boston or Miami. He had years to think about it, months to prepare, and as his Utah team was eliminated very early he had weeks with nothing to do but choose his future. Unable to make a decision.

The lack of clarity, of decision-making, the complete greed, it showed at that instant that he wasn't Celtics Material.

If he was in show business, those wishing him well would say Break A Leg. Can't say that here.






Daniel Ainge, he was there for one title as a complaining bench player, and contributed some for another but was often outplayed that season by Sichting, 57% from the field, or Wedman, best on the team after the Big 3 with 16.3 points per 36 Minutes.


Kevin McHale, a huge part in four Boston Celtics championships.

Without Bird and McHale and Parish, little Daniel Ainge would have been a failed baseball player who had a short and uneventful NBA career. Get rid of him, and his idiot son. Mr. Fireworks, oblivious and confused Wyc, should obviously sell the team to someone who actually likes basketball and the Boston Celtics.

Clean out the roster. Fill it with professional basketball players.

Get a coach who is capable of coaching men. Also one who isn't such a rude punk to the fans.

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Instead of Irving, Horford and Hayward, the Celtics now have Carsen Edwards, Semi Ojeleye and Kemba Walker. Very sad. Very Ainge.

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Post#2 » by WeLikeOurGuys » Mon Dec 7, 2020 12:53 pm

What the hell did I just scroll past?
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Post#3 » by GWVan » Mon Dec 7, 2020 1:14 pm

tl/dr
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Post#4 » by jfs1000d » Mon Dec 7, 2020 1:53 pm

GOAT thread CHL.


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Post#5 » by poopship » Mon Dec 7, 2020 3:21 pm

ah, the subtle racism guy is upset
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Post#6 » by snowman » Mon Dec 7, 2020 3:49 pm

Glad you got that rant out of your system. Ready to move on, or do you need a few minutes?
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Post#7 » by 31to6 » Mon Dec 7, 2020 4:29 pm

Not reading this but glad to see you CHL and hope you’re doing well.
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Post#8 » by Curmudgeon » Mon Dec 7, 2020 4:40 pm

Is that the longest post in the history of RealGM?
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Post#9 » by SMTBSI » Mon Dec 7, 2020 5:15 pm

Curmudgeon wrote:Is that the longest post in the history of RealGM?

Not even in CHL's top 10.


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Post#10 » by ConstableGeneva » Mon Dec 7, 2020 5:19 pm

Only gave it a quick scan but this is CHL and Ainge in gif form on that rant.

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Post#11 » by 76ciology » Mon Dec 7, 2020 5:31 pm

Wow.
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Post#12 » by Bad-Thoma » Mon Dec 7, 2020 5:48 pm

Tldr. I'm going to assume he's still not moving to Toronto.
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Post#13 » by giambijuice » Mon Dec 7, 2020 6:55 pm

all i can say is... WOW
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Post#15 » by playa-hater » Mon Dec 7, 2020 8:13 pm

:o :o :o :o :o

It's gonna take me a week to decipher everything in that post. Still the POTY (post of the year) even if I have no idea what the hell is going on.. :D
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Post#16 » by SichtingLives » Mon Dec 7, 2020 8:22 pm

The vitriol and length disguise the quantity of truth bombs in there.
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Post#17 » by easyrider » Mon Dec 7, 2020 9:03 pm

Ok, the following would seem to be in CHL’s bad books -

Wyc
Kemba
Danny Ainge
Austin Ainge
Jaylen Brown
Marcus Smart
Gordon Hayward
Brad Stevens

The following would appear to be in CHL’s good books -

Jayson Tatum
Kevin McHale
Kelly Olynyk

Who did I miss or scroll past and where does Chumlee fit in??
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Post#18 » by SMTBSI » Mon Dec 7, 2020 10:18 pm

easyrider wrote:Ok, the following would seem to be in CHL’s bad books -

Wyc
Kemba
Danny Ainge
Austin Ainge
Jaylen Brown
Marcus Smart
Gordon Hayward
Brad Stevens

The following would appear to be in CHL’s good books -

Jayson Tatum
Kevin McHale
Kelly Olynyk

Who did I miss or scroll past and where does Chumlee fit in??

There's a riddle at the very top of the post:

Except for five players, and that includes the two first round rookies who get the benefit of doubt right now, everyone in the Celtics franchise needs to go away. Everyone. Leave. All. Everyone. Broom gone through.

Figuring out who those five players are is not trivial.

- The two 1st round rookies, as stated.
- Tatum seems pretty safe.

After that, almost every single player on the roster gets trashed at some point, including Smart, Brown, Kemba, Thompson, Grant, Ojeleye, Teague, Langford, and several players who are no longer on the team (Hayward, Kanter). (By the way, there's some evidence there of how long he's been working on this post.)

- Timelord gets vaguely talked about as having potential.
- Theis, Waters, and Green don't really get mentioned at all.
- Wanamaker is not complimented per se, but is compared favorably to Smart and Teague. Smart and Teague both gets trashed, so comparing them to Wanamaker is not obviously a compliment to Wanamaker, but I suppose it could be interpreted as saying Wanamaker is better value for the money.

My guess is these are CHL's "keepers":

Tatum
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Timelord
Theis
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Post#19 » by TommyPointGawd » Mon Dec 7, 2020 10:42 pm

Are mods required to read this post? I would sneak in some wild **** in the middle. Lol
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Post#20 » by captain green » Tue Dec 8, 2020 12:27 am

Holy **** dude. Whoa!!!
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