Rui Hachimura has a new commercial

Dr Aki · Post #1 » by **Dr Aki** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 1:23 am

People need to know

Translation:

(This is a doraemon parody)

Nobita (kid with glasses): This is the future

Shizuka(girl): Did society evolve because of 5G?

"wow"

Suneo: Give it back

Giant: Your stuff is my stuff

Rui (future Giant): A persons ｓtuff are a person's stuff

Giant: Who?

Future Nobita: Its the future Giant

"And this guy is"

Kids: The future suneo??

Future Suneo: It's "Mr" Suneo

Soft Bank Family + Doraemon Bruce Willis:

"It's the future". "Have we come to the future?" "Ah, its the future Suneo!"

Future Suneo: Its "Mr" Suneo

Nobita: Why?

Bruce Willis: This family is crazy

SoftBank Mom and daughter: This is future Giant? He's different from what I expected

SoftBank Dog: Prove it!

Rui: Ok, I'll sing (Joke being that Giant sucks at singing)

End of joke

Dr Aki · Post #2 » by **Dr Aki** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 1:57 am

Ice Trae · Post #3 » by **Ice Trae** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 2:27 am

Loved seeing my favorite japanese actor Bruce Willis-san

Mulhollanddrive · Post #4 » by **Mulhollanddrive** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 2:59 am

Bruce Willis Awareness Week.

Which one is Rui Hachimura?

Maybe it's a quid pro quo deal.

Metallikid · Post #5 » by **Metallikid** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 3:01 am

Ice Trae wrote:Loved seeing my favorite japanese actor Bruce Willis-san

The lip-syncing was magical.

iLLmatic860 · Post #6 » by **iLLmatic860** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 3:20 am

Is that bruce willis?

TheBoi10 · Post #7 » by **TheBoi10** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 3:33 am

I always thought Bruce Willis kinda looked like Douglas MacArthur

miamiheat319 · Post #8 » by **miamiheat319** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 4:04 am

As an American that was one of the most nonsensical things I've seen in a while. And that's why I love Japan

EArl · Post #9 » by **EArl** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 6:26 am

Another American celebrity that is all over Japanese commercials is Tommy Lee Jones. When I went to Japan last year, I swear his face was everywhere.

EliteSmarts · Post #10 » by **EliteSmarts** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 9:28 am

EArl wrote:Another American celebrity that is all over Japanese commercials is Tommy Lee Jones. When I went to Japan last year, I swear his face was everywhere.

Interesting, do you know why that is

Lalouie · Post #11 » by **Lalouie** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 9:40 am

miamiheat319 wrote:As an American that was one of the most nonsensical things I've seen in a while. And that's why I love Japan

japanese in media et al has a love affair with whimsy. it permeates their art

mariller · Post #12 » by **mariller** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 10:13 am

Ichiban! Lipstick for men!

Optms · Post #13 » by **Optms** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 10:37 am

Everytime I see his name brought up I can't help but think of the Yakuza series. And this doesn't happen with other other Japanese guys either. He has a very yakuza-ish sounding name.

Also, was that Bruce Willis and a talking dog? Japan at it again.

Post #14 » by **zimpy27** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 11:14 am

iLLmatic860 wrote:Is that bruce willis?

You can tell by the giant space between nose and lip. It can only be Bruce Willis or Homer Simpson

IAMZOOTED2 · Post #15 » by **IAMZOOTED2** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 11:40 am

The translation was woeful...anyway, Hachimura has ads all over Japan and Asia for things like color 'tis, batteries, and now, cell phone service providers

EArl · Post #16 » by **EArl** » Tue Dec 8, 2020 4:45 pm

EliteSmarts wrote:
EArl wrote:Another American celebrity that is all over Japanese commercials is Tommy Lee Jones. When I went to Japan last year, I swear his face was everywhere.

Interesting, do you know why that is

I guess he just loves the country.

https://kotaku.com/this-man-loves-japan-his-name-is-tommy-lee-jones-5936480

https://www.nippon.com/en/japan-topics/b00139/