The Boston Celtics - Losers From Top to Bottom of the Franchise.

[Ed Pinkney]

Hard to take anyone's analysis seriously who seems to think the key to success in the current NBA is an NBA roster built around Kelly Olynyk and Jake Layman.

[the_process]

2nd greatest post in the history of RealGM, topped only by the guy on the Brooklyn board who knew Kidd was leaving BKN a week before anyone else and had behind the scenes details.

Anyway, read the whole thing. These are the Cliff Clavin’s Notes, some of these you’ve seen before:


As everybody knows, Boston is where anesthesiology started. Those in charge of the Celtics might be asleep. Or they just don't care. Owner doesn't care, players don't care, coaches don't care, and could they get some fans in the first eight rows who care, when the team cares to let fans in.

“Hey, I am Wyc. Who cares if the basketball team is an out of control embarrassment, we are going to all sing Step By Step. Even better, Marky Mark has arrrived! Donnie, this is Marky Mark, have you two ever met?"

Daniel Ainge and his gigantic and tiring and far-reaching search for someone to hire, and then he chooses someone from his own house, that he gave a slinky to for his birthday.

Daniel Ainge had to sit down Austin Ainge and explain how a slinky worked. He had to show him how to operate it. Austin Ainge still struggled to make it work. It was a very frustrating and sad 26th birthday party for Austin Ainge.

Most of them are huge failures. Can you imagine anyone actually hiring, and promoting, their idiot son and getting away with it when all it results in is fail after fail?

More on and off court problems with Tristan Kardashian. At least Humphries was free of that when he was in Boston, Tristan has the three strikes of being Kardashian, "learning" from LeBron, and being Canadian.

Aingey Boy is like the deformed monster in those Ring movies with the short people and the elf and the guy with the axe, at every trade deadline screaming about his precious future draft picks.

They just gave unneeded Tristan Thompson the right-handed left-handed player who is a Canadian-American $18million when his legs don't even work. Some medical staff they have there.

To those who celebrate how important Smart is, he is only known by most for fighting a picture frame and losing the fight.

Edwards just plays basketball because he is not good at playing football. Brown only plays basketball because he doesn't know how to achieve his real goal of being the Latvian Ambassador to the United Nations.

Is Jaylen Brown supposed to be the Boston equivalent of that disabled Swedish girl with the deformed skull that is on the news all the time screaming at people?

Can you imagine joining an activist group, like an octopus liberation society, and instead of doing activist things they only play basketball games?

You go to a basketball game expecting to see the Celtics play their best and win, and instead of that you get some moron crying about income disparities between Guatemala and Djibouti.

The same Celtics ownership which refuses to spend into the luxury tax are willingly giving away $25,000,000 to strange "activist" causes.

You pay $600 to see the Celtics mail in a bad performance against the Sacramento Kings, and $200 goes to the players, $100 to the Celtics owner, $50 to the Bruins, $50 to the NBA, and the rest goes to the Javaris Crittenton Foundation?

Also, every team the [Alleged Turkish terrorist] (Enes Kanter LOL) has been on has stunk. A loudmouth. Someone who played defense for two minutes four years ago. A player with the assists ability of Yinka Dare.

The Toronto "basketball team" openly celebrates the necklacing and other torture of the ANC in South Africa. The Mandela family would tell their followers to grab people who did not support the ANC, put a car tire around them, fill it with gasolene and light it on fire. For this, an obscure Canadian "sports team" celebrates them annually.

The French version of the [Alleged Turkish terrorist]. What a waste of time that was.

Vincent Poirier. Did the Ainge Cartel ever see him play before signing him? Did the coach ever say he would play Vincent Poirier? Did Vincent Poirier even want to play?

Robert Williams or Mitchell Robinson, the only options im 2018. Would not have gone wrong with either one. The year before, of course Tatum stood out and everyone could see that, except for some losers in Pennsylvania.

You could go to the second division of the Belgian league and find someone capable of getting 42.5% shooting, 4.8 assists per game and 0.9 steals.

The Ainge Cartel are like the Toronto Maple Leafs, thinking they are big, famous, important, due to some championship so long ago that few remember it happening.

Ainge exists in some sort of upside-down world. After someone robs your store, you run after them, give them some more money they forget to take? Hayward goes to Charlotte, and then Ainge runs to Charlotte to hand over a couple of second round draft picks.

Hayward was a nobody. Just like how J Brown and M Smart are nobodies. Hayward, at that time, could have said, "I am Gordo from the Utah Jazz." Most people in the world, in the USA, outside of Utah, they would have responded, "Are you a musician? What instrument?"

A sad and confused "child", sitting in his San Diego mansion, playing Dig-Dug video games. Wondering if he should be back in his Salt Lake City mansion, or get another mansion in Boston or Miami. He had years to think about it, months to prepare, and as his Utah team was eliminated very early he had weeks with nothing to do but choose his future. Unable to make a decision.

[themoneyteam2]

Yikes. The fact you took the time, and have that much time, to post that is really concerning.

Equally concerning is how Wyc seems to live rent free. Holy hell man if only you spent that time doing something productive.

[Big Joke Line]

I usually like CHL’s rants and find them funny. This time I read about 1/4 with mixed reaction. At that point I had to scroll to see how long the post was and saw that it ended with something about losing Kyrie being a negative, which immediately invalidated the entire opus.