Ducklett wrote:pepe1991 wrote:Ducklett wrote:
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New Translation: Coach Steve Clifford, with help from historically great RealGM poster Pepe, have decided that Cole Anthony is pure trash and his minutes will be funneled into Frank "Point Guard version of Khem Birch" Mason. Cole and Bamba will not be on the sidelines as they will be in the back streaming COD: Warzone on Twitch.

Average RealGm Orlando Magic fan trying to figure out player who is payed millions of dollars should be producting, not learning how to play sport on a spot.
Why so angry Pepe? It was a joke! Are you suggesting that Bamba and Cole are learning how to play the sport of Basketball just now on the Magic? Like we drafting NCAA football athletes and are teaching them the sport!?
Khem Birch isn't an NBA basketball player on pretty much any other team save maybe the Pistons.
Question: Since the Raptors are in Tampa, are they our rivals now? Because I like trolling their fans and would like to use the rivalry excuse.
Well, accoring to Ross, players had to tell Bamba that attending practices is good for you know... learning stuff and... according to common sense and logic, somebody should have told him that overeating and laying like a lazy slob without any cardio over covid lockdown will make him fat and out of shape . But hey, here we are

Oh just 2 more nuggets of "are you suggesting" - yes i do:
1. Gordon geting injuried by his brother during fist fight in rookie year (allegedly, probably got his as* whooped by somebody else)
2. Payton having no floor vision due his hair
Those guys are way dummer than you think. Nick Young almost choked trying to eat cinnamon in front of camera, Derick Rose almost ended his career by stabbing himself on a knife that he used to slice apple as he fell asleep....
As far as where would Birch play, for start, probably on Nets, Hornets, Nuggets. Center who knows his limitations and does not try stupid stuff and does not make many mistakes is very useful, especially on that price tag. At worst he he depth chart big that won't kill you if you use him. More than you can say about Bamba who can't even set proper screen, despite screening being one of most important things at his "job".
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. -John Lennon