Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players

SerialChiller · Post #61 » by **SerialChiller** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:01 pm

Meth Curry

metafisical · Post #62 » by **metafisical** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:05 pm

Demar DeFrozen
Kyle Lousy (pre-championship)
Serge Ibricka (pre-championship)

The funniest and dumbest one was 'Candy Pain' for Reggie Evans. Someone on our board suggested it (see link below), and it was even tweeted to Evans, who said he "didn't like it".

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1069833

raylewis · Post #63 » by **raylewis** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:11 pm

i call rubio teen wolf.....that guy needs to surf on a van

Beethoven · Post #64 » by **Beethoven** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:14 pm

Yungstar wrote:Sam Cassell - ET

HAHA !! I thought I was teh only one who called him this back then

UcanUwill · Post #65 » by **UcanUwill** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:15 pm

I can't beat some of those, but I remember Šarūnas Jasikevičius' locker room nickname was Jazzy Cabbagehead or something like that.
A lot of people do not remember, but Šarūnas Jasikevičius was on We Believe Warriors team, thats interesting fact.

Lalouie · Post #66 » by **Lalouie** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:17 pm

BANGSKi wrote:Ricky Rubio - Bricky Scrubio
JR Smith - friend killer
Dwight Howard - Bible Kemp

lol

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explain bible kemp

it sounds funny but i don't get it

Bologna Smasher · Post #67 » by **Bologna Smasher** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:22 pm

UcanUwill wrote:I can't beat some of those, but I remember Šarūnas Jasikevičius' locker room nickname was Jazzy Cabbagehead or something like that.
A lot of people do not remember, but Šarūnas Jasikevičius was on We Believe Warriors team, thats interesting fact.

I actually remember this one. I believe it was just Jazzy Cabbages.

Gus McCrae · Post #68 » by **Gus McCrae** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:26 pm

Big Sleep -TMac

total1096 · Post #69 » by **total1096** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:36 pm

Pasty White Gangster - Stockton

AbeVigodaLive · Post #70 » by **AbeVigodaLive** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:49 pm

Lalouie wrote:
BANGSKi wrote:Ricky Rubio - Bricky Scrubio
JR Smith - friend killer
Dwight Howard - Bible Kemp

lol

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explain bible kemp

it sounds funny but i don't get it

Dwight Howard arrived in the NBA as a self-proclaimed devout Christian.

Turns out he's fathered many children from many different women.

Perishable517 · Post #71 » by **Perishable517** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:14 pm

Curtis Lemansky wrote:
CHA_77_Bobcats wrote:Bad Porn.

This gets my vote. Belongs to the HOF of nicknames.

Absolutely!

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Perishable517 · Post #72 » by **Perishable517** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:18 pm

Joe Alexander is Bucket of A$$. Always cracks me ip.

Baddy Jennings

The Bucks board is loaded with them!

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Perishable517 · Post #73 » by **Perishable517** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:18 pm

Bogut is Pubes.

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Beethoven · Post #74 » by **Beethoven** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:23 pm

Four pages into this thread, and cant believe no one mentioned this one yet. The FUNNIEST AND MEANEST AND MOST RELEVANT:

PANDEMIC P

(It is now actually to the point where when I hear the nickname, I just automatically see it as his official nickname now).

ArchBanana · Post #75 » by **ArchBanana** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:27 pm

Cameroon Payne for Siakam last year

Chokelahoma **** Blunder for OKC as a whole

KokoKaizer · Post #76 » by **KokoKaizer** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:31 pm

Beethoven wrote:Four pages into this thread, and cant believe no one mentioned this one yet. The FUNNIEST AND MEANEST AND MOST RELEVANT:

PANDEMIC P

(It is now actually to the point where when I hear the nickname, I just automatically see it as his official nickname now).

You can excuse the posts from 2012

Beethoven · Post #77 » by **Beethoven** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:34 pm

aawww dam
i always get tricked by the bumped up thread.
:banghead:

AKBlazerFan · Post #78 » by **AKBlazerFan** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:34 pm

Years ago I remember "Soft Porn" (I believe it was Steve Blake with the Blazers) because there was never any penetration. Always cracked me up.

Karate Diop · Post #79 » by **Karate Diop** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:44 pm

Austin Rivers trying to give himself the nickname Sub-Zero was awful.

ThatClockWork · Post #80 » by **ThatClockWork** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:08 pm

Duke4life831 wrote:Not really a mean one but I think its worth the mention because it is such a good nickname for him.

Kyle Anderson: Slo Mo

Its just a great fitting nickname with how slow he moves.

Andre Miller has entered this chat lol