Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players

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Re: Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players 

Post#81 » by ellobo » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:27 pm

Louis Labeyrie (a 2nd round draft pick from France who never played in the NBA, but has had a long European career and was a perennial on Knicks summer league teams):

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Post#82 » by MTJazzv3 » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:32 pm

Minivan - Georges Niang. He gave that nickname to himself which is hilarious
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Post#83 » by makeready » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:42 pm

greek freak wasnt meant to be funny but its kind of mean
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Re: Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players 

Post#84 » by Curmudgeon » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:44 pm

Yungstar wrote:Sam Cassell - ET


No, Sam Cassell is the gollum

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Payton Pritchard is 8 mile or P Rabbit.
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Re: Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players 

Post#85 » by makeready » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:44 pm

emar erozan
fatrick fatterson
egregious vasquez
coin toss ross
psycho T (tyler hansbrough)

just realized all those guys were on the team at the same time... guess i haven't gotten over the wizards sweep
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Re: Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players 

Post#86 » by BoardCrusher » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:45 pm

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Post#87 » by The Warrior » Wed Mar 24, 2021 7:18 pm

makeready wrote:emar erozan
fatrick fatterson
egregious vasquez
coin toss ross
psycho T (tyler hansbrough)

just realized all those guys were on the team at the same time... guess i haven't gotten over the wizards sweep


I prefer Badbrick Badderson.
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Post#88 » by spanishninja » Wed Mar 24, 2021 7:22 pm

Sheandre Ayton
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Post#89 » by sasquatchBob » Wed Mar 24, 2021 7:53 pm

TJ Warren - RIP Girlfriend

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