Post#193 » by Jef » Wed Apr 7, 2021 9:42 pm
Secretly recorded Disney meeting, 10 hours before Paul Pierce's IG-Live, just released:
Disney execs: Hey Paul, thanks for coming up. There's no easy way to say this... You're fired. Oh I guess that was pretty easy.
Paul Pierce: Why?
Disney execs: Well, you're terrible, and nobody believes you wear glasses because you need them.
Paul Pierce: Dammit! That's what I told RJ. Was he prankin''?
Disney execs: Disney thanks you for your service. Drop off your parking permit to Lisa on the way out.
Paul Pierce: Can I keep my FastPass+?
Disney execs: Fine. But for this year only. And not for Space Mountain.
Paul Pierce: What?!! You muthaf--
Disney execs: Fine, fine. Space Mountain.
Paul Pierce: Listen, I can't get fired. Not by Disney. That's like, rape, on my cred.
Disney execs: Gina Carano handled it. She still has a future. (sarcastic giggling is heard)
Paul Pierce: Look, hold off on this. I need to retain my street cred, ya feel? I has a plan.
Disney execs: Hold off? For how long?
Paul Pierce: You snowflakes know what woke is?
Disney execs: (long pause) Of course we do. But you tell us what YOU think it is.
Paul Pierce: It's when white men get credit for protecting women and minorities, making them look good.
Disney execs: Oooh. Go on.
Paul Pierce: Maybe I have a party tonight, you know. Call up my ni--... Call up my friends, order in some girls. Then maybe I live-stream it all, appearing drunk...high... you know. Put on a show.
Disney execs: (long pause) And?
Paul Pierce: Man... geez... there will be women, in bikinis, servicing men, servicing an ESPN analyst... I mean, it's possible.
Disney execs: Well you can't do that. This is Disney. We'd have to fire you.
Paul Pierce: Steve?
Disney exec: Randy, come on.
Disney exec: Ohhhhh. Okay. Sheeyit, you ARE the Truth!
Paul Pierce: Stay woke, fellas.
Norman Powell, after Game 5 Pacers dunk: "That's Norman Powell!"