Completely Fake, but Fun 2021 Off-Season News Report Series: Gregg Popovich Retires

NYG · Post #1 » by **NYG** » Tue May 4, 2021 7:53 pm

Feel free to create your own as well, but I feel like throwing out a series where we throw out some ideas that aren't real, but just for fun we can kick it around.

I'll continue with this news report after the 2020-21 Season...

Gregg Popovich Plans To Retire

Who would be the next coach hired by San Antonio?

Budenholzer? Hammon? Udoka?

jimmy keys · Post #2 » by **jimmy keys** » Tue May 4, 2021 8:09 pm

Hammon seems like a possibility. Enjoying this Completely Fake series, keep it up.

Wolveswin · Post #3 » by **Wolveswin** » Tue May 4, 2021 8:50 pm

He doesn’t retire - he steps aside.

Coach Mike Kyzezewski.

Coach K makes his NBA debut with his USA team coach Pops on the bench.

Spurs having a open cap and all kinds of flexibility, the two legends recruit a super team. Heavy in Duke players no doubt.

Laimbeer · Post #4 » by **Laimbeer** » Tue May 4, 2021 10:04 pm

jimmy keys wrote:Hammon seems like a possibility. Enjoying this Completely Fake series, keep it up.

She'd be a solid favorite, imo.

NYG · Post #5 » by **NYG** » Wed May 5, 2021 1:40 am

If Budenholzer gets let go in Milwaukee, then I could see Pop asking for his return to take over.

Stillwater · Post #6 » by **Stillwater** » Wed May 5, 2021 5:40 pm

Wolveswin wrote:He doesn’t retire - he steps aside.

Coach Mike Kyzezewski.

Coach K makes his NBA debut with his USA team coach Pops on the bench.

Spurs having a open cap and all kinds of flexibility, the two legends recruit a super team. Heavy in Duke players no doubt.

K should hang 'em up as well he's useless and has been for years

Wolveswin · Post #7 » by **Wolveswin** » Wed May 5, 2021 5:48 pm

Stillwater wrote:
Wolveswin wrote:He doesn’t retire - he steps aside.

Coach Mike Kyzezewski.

Coach K makes his NBA debut with his USA team coach Pops on the bench.

Spurs having a open cap and all kinds of flexibility, the two legends recruit a super team. Heavy in Duke players no doubt.

K should hang 'em up as well he's useless and has been for years

Saying one of the best coaches ever is useless coming from a random intent poster seems very disrespectful. Borderline trolling (in the overall sense of the word — not RGM sense). Just saying.

Stillwater · Post #8 » by **Stillwater** » Wed May 5, 2021 6:44 pm

Wolveswin wrote:
Stillwater wrote:
Wolveswin wrote:He doesn’t retire - he steps aside.

Coach Mike Kyzezewski.

Coach K makes his NBA debut with his USA team coach Pops on the bench.

Spurs having a open cap and all kinds of flexibility, the two legends recruit a super team. Heavy in Duke players no doubt.

K should hang 'em up as well he's useless and has been for years

Saying one of the best coaches ever is useless coming from a random intent poster seems very disrespectful. Borderline trolling (in the overall sense of the word — not RGM sense). Just saying.

It's my opinion based on countless comments from Duke players over the years and those close to the situation that K as great as he once was is in fact a has been.
Pop could go on coaching but he wont and it wont have anything to do with losing his edge like K has

parsnips33 · Post #9 » by **parsnips33** » Wed May 5, 2021 6:52 pm

Feels like Hammon has been getting groomed to take over no?

Post #10 » by **Texas Chuck** » Wed May 5, 2021 7:07 pm

Wolveswin wrote:
Stillwater wrote:
Wolveswin wrote:He doesn’t retire - he steps aside.

Coach Mike Kyzezewski.

Coach K makes his NBA debut with his USA team coach Pops on the bench.

Spurs having a open cap and all kinds of flexibility, the two legends recruit a super team. Heavy in Duke players no doubt.

K should hang 'em up as well he's useless and has been for years

Saying one of the best coaches ever is useless coming from a random intent poster seems very disrespectful. Borderline trolling (in the overall sense of the word — not RGM sense). Just saying.

Not trolling. Well known that the game has largely passed Coach K by and he's not adjusted well. He gets by because he gets to recruit using the Duke brand, but that team has underperformed to its talent level for at least a decade.

Wolveswin · Post #11 » by **Wolveswin** » Wed May 5, 2021 7:11 pm

Texas Chuck wrote:
Wolveswin wrote:
Stillwater wrote:K should hang 'em up as well he's useless and has been for years

Saying one of the best coaches ever is useless coming from a random intent poster seems very disrespectful. Borderline trolling (in the overall sense of the word — not RGM sense). Just saying.

Not trolling. Well known that the game has largely passed Coach K by and he's not adjusted well. He gets by because he gets to recruit using the Duke brand, but that team has underperformed to its talent level for at least a decade.

Which is a much different and logical way of stating ones opinion on Coach K.

The use of useless is what was referenced.

Stillwater · Post #12 » by **Stillwater** » Wed May 5, 2021 8:37 pm

Wolveswin wrote::evil:
Texas Chuck wrote:
Wolveswin wrote:Saying one of the best coaches ever is useless coming from a random intent poster seems very disrespectful. Borderline trolling (in the overall sense of the word — not RGM sense). Just saying.

Not trolling. Well known that the game has largely passed Coach K by and he's not adjusted well. He gets by because he gets to recruit using the Duke brand, but that team has underperformed to its talent level for at least a decade.

Which is a much different and logical way of stating ones opinion on Coach K.

The use of useless is what was referenced.

useless has been no longer effective sugar coat it all you like he is burnt toast cold and rotting