HeatFanLifer wrote:gom wrote:I have some bad news. I just typed "Naked Ladies" into Google, pressed the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, and ended up here:
https://www.americanmeadows.com/flower-bulbs/other-spring-flower-bulbs/belladonna-lily
It (unfortunately) is SFW.
Belladonna, on a related note, is one of the sources for the tale of witches flying. They used belladonna and other herbs to make make an oil soluble tincture, mixed it with lard, rubbed it on the broomsticks, and used them as clitoral masturbation devices. Belladonna contains the very toxic (if ingested) hallucinogen atropine sulfate. You fly if you use a little. You die if you use too much (and it's not much... ask Socrates.)
Carry on.
More information:
1. Light candles. (this is somehow very important)
2. Make the oil.
3. Put gloves on. (this one I added)
4. Rub the oil into the broomstick.
5. Get naked.
6. Ride that broom.
7. Fly.