For Fun only, What posters on here would make the Best coach for Boston??

Post #41 » by **Shak_Celts** » Mon Jun 7, 2021 11:54 pm

3D Chess wrote:
Shak_Celts wrote:
truth18 wrote:Shak_Celts, Cave as main assistant

NO WAY!! THANKS BUT NO!! I'd be too much into my feelings and probably get so mad I wouldn't speak to the players! I'd always play the better players too many minutes like thibs because I'd hate to give up.

Give me Cave all day!

FIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!

I promise they would play hard every minute they play just to blow teams out to get rest. oh you want a game off superstar? well get the 1 seed locked up early. : :nonono:

BRUNiNHO91 · Post #42 » by **BRUNiNHO91** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 3:11 am

Andrew McCeltic wrote:I’m taking myself out of the search but would like to be considered for GM

What are the chances Jahlil Okafor is our starting center next year if this was the case? :lol:

threrf23 · Post #43 » by **threrf23** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 3:49 am

I'd make Shak the lead assistant under Mang.

threrf23 · Post #44 » by **threrf23** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 3:53 am

BRUNiNHO91 wrote:
Andrew McCeltic wrote:I’m taking myself out of the search but would like to be considered for GM

What are the chances Jahlil Okafor is our starting center next year if this was the case?

He would have to beat out Dragan Bender. idk...

Andrew McCeltic · Post #45 » by **Andrew McCeltic** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 4:03 am

threrf23 wrote:
BRUNiNHO91 wrote:
Andrew McCeltic wrote:I’m taking myself out of the search but would like to be considered for GM

What are the chances Jahlil Okafor is our starting center next year if this was the case?

He would have to beat out Dragan Bender. idk...

Couldn’t ditch Tacko Fall without getting fired, obviously

Captain_Caveman · Post #46 » by **Captain_Caveman** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 4:53 am

Shak_Celts wrote:
truth18 wrote:Shak_Celts, Cave as main assistant

NO WAY!! THANKS BUT NO!! I'd be too much into my feelings and probably get so mad I wouldn't speak to the players! I'd always play the better players too many minutes like thibs because I'd hate to give up.

Give me Cave all day!

No, it's definitely you haha.

Captain_Caveman · Post #47 » by **Captain_Caveman** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 4:53 am

Shak_Celts wrote:
3D Chess wrote:
Shak_Celts wrote:

NO WAY!! THANKS BUT NO!! I'd be too much into my feelings and probably get so mad I wouldn't speak to the players! I'd always play the better players too many minutes like thibs because I'd hate to give up.

Give me Cave all day!

FIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!

I promise they would play hard every minute they play just to blow teams out to get rest. oh you want a game off superstar? well get the 1 seed locked up early. :

See? lol

Post #48 » by **Spin Move** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 5:41 am

playa-hater wrote:
ParticleMan wrote:tgei

Who?

Learn your Celtics history man, he was a legend!

Post #49 » by **Shak_Celts** » Tue Jun 8, 2021 5:11 pm

Captain_Caveman wrote:
Shak_Celts wrote:
3D Chess wrote:FIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!

I promise they would play hard every minute they play just to blow teams out to get rest. oh you want a game off superstar? well get the 1 seed locked up early. :

See? lol

It's all you, just accept it! :lol:

greenroom31 · Post #50 » by **greenroom31** » Wed Jun 9, 2021 1:04 am

Can’t believe no one has mentioned LBF...

Until now

truth18 · Post #51 » by **truth18** » Wed Jun 9, 2021 4:06 pm

greenroom31 wrote:Can’t believe no one has mentioned LBF...

Until now

Our coach on the discord.

PM me if you want an invite.

Spoiler:

ZeroTolerance · Post #52 » by **ZeroTolerance** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:20 pm

Curmudgeon wrote:Not me. Most nights I'd be ejected midway through the first quarter for yelling at the refs, and Adam Silver could buy Wyc's (now Obama's) summer mansion in Edgartown with the fines I'd have to pay for telling truth about the officiating after the game.

Or me... I'd be suspended by the league before I even coached a game.....

ZeroTolerance · Post #53 » by **ZeroTolerance** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:24 pm

threrf23 wrote:
BRUNiNHO91 wrote:
Andrew McCeltic wrote:I’m taking myself out of the search but would like to be considered for GM

What are the chances Jahlil Okafor is our starting center next year if this was the case?

He would have to beat out Dragan Bender. idk...

Bet Dragan could throw a wicked "hook"....(talking baseball of course)

ZeroTolerance · Post #54 » by **ZeroTolerance** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:32 pm

threrf23 wrote:I'd make Shak the lead assistant under Mang.

Having Mang coach would present it's problems too.. I mean the C's would have to hire a rap translator if he wanted to draw up a play or give his team any instructions.....just saying!

ZeroTolerance · Post #55 » by **ZeroTolerance** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:39 pm

jirrit wrote:Truth could be a good coach saying we all suck =)

Don't we all?

truth18 · Post #56 » by **truth18** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:48 pm

Well it's all uphill from here.

Post #57 » by **Feed Your Head** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:51 pm

ZeroTolerance wrote:
threrf23 wrote:I'd make Shak the lead assistant under Mang.

Having Mang coach would present it's problems too.. I mean the C's would have to hire a rap translator if he wanted to draw up a play or give his team any instructions.....just saying!

What is a rap translator?

ZeroTolerance · Post #58 » by **ZeroTolerance** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:55 pm

The Comedian wrote:
ZeroTolerance wrote:
threrf23 wrote:I'd make Shak the lead assistant under Mang.

Having Mang coach would present it's problems too.. I mean the C's would have to hire a rap translator if he wanted to draw up a play or give his team any instructions.....just saying!

What is a rap translator?

IDK? ......Ask Mang!... you will get the definitive answer...not my area of expertise...

Post #59 » by **Feed Your Head** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:10 pm

ZeroTolerance wrote:
The Comedian wrote:
ZeroTolerance wrote:
Having Mang coach would present it's problems too.. I mean the C's would have to hire a rap translator if he wanted to draw up a play or give his team any instructions.....just saying!

What is a rap translator?

IDK? ......Ask Mang!... you will get the definitive answer...not my area of expertise...

But why would the players need a rap translator to understand Mang?

Mr_Mojo_Risin · Post #60 » by **Mr_Mojo_Risin** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:52 am

Well I would like to put my resume forward.

I'm a 5'11" middle aged man from Australia who's never played basketball at any decent level. When I first played with some friends in half court pickup at university I came from an Aussie Rules football background, admittedly at a high level prior to adulthood.

My knowledge of basketball and the rules were so limited when I first played that I wasn't aware it was meant to be non-contact so I would fly for rebounds jumping on peoples backs and shoulders and use my hip and shoulder quite liberally in contesting the ball/player. Nonetheless I could shoot well. Let's just say I was more a catch and shoot kind of player. My handle has probably already been surpassed by Deuce.

Yet, my understanding and knowledge of rules, strategies and the subtleties of basketball has grown to a decent level. I can also remain calm under pressure, not smile and yell at people if required.

Quite frankly, not sure why I haven't been nominated yet.