Tin foil hat rigged lottery thread

Sofia · Post #1 » by **Sofia** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:28 pm

Here’s the thread for you to point out the obvious lottery rigging that everyone could see would happen. Every year there it’s obvious why the ping pong balls just happened to conveniently land in that order, so let’s hear it.

Who is tomorrow’s lottery rigged for and why?

If you don’t start your post with “obviously” it can’t be rigged. Obviously.

Sofia · Post #2 » by **Sofia** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:31 pm

Obviously it’s New Orleans coz all the rigging and play off changes to get Zion into the post season hasn’t paid off. Obviously he needs more help so they will move up in the draft. Obviously.

chrbal · Post #3 » by **chrbal** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:40 pm

Cleveland, New Orleans, and golden state move into the top 4.

Cavs keep getting first overall. Zion and Steph gifted help.

Cabbage bulls · Post #4 » by **Cabbage bulls** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:41 pm

It's rigged by using metal shavings in the ping pong balls + magnets

iLLmatic860 · Post #5 » by **iLLmatic860** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:42 pm

Obviously Rockets (for obvious reasons). Then Hornets. Eastern conference needs young star talent. And Lamelo Ball needs help.

The Real Dalic · Post #6 » by **The Real Dalic** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:43 pm

All I know is that Orlando better still be in the top 4. That's all I care about.

illuminati666 · Post #7 » by **illuminati666** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:46 pm

I feel like Orlando is going to get first.
So if they do I'm calling RIGGED!

...Or the Bulls, then it'd also be RIGGED!!!

Sofia · Post #8 » by **Sofia** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:47 pm

illuminati666 wrote:I feel like Orlando is going to get first.
So if they do I'm calling RIGGED!

...Or the Bulls, then it'd also be RIGGED!!!

You didn’t say obvious, but I will accept all caps RIGGED.

These other dudes posts don’t count

DonaldSanders · Post #9 » by **DonaldSanders** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:50 pm

If the Warriors don't have two top 5 picks, this is sooooooo rigged.

TheGreenArrow · Post #10 » by **TheGreenArrow** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:51 pm

Rockets-the league rewards small market teams for losing their star players who forced themselves out!!!

Okc-hometown kid(Cade) the league did it with lebron(cavs) and Derrick Rose(bulls)

Pelicans-for obvious reasons(possible relocation,Zion unhappiness)

Michael Jordan · Post #11 » by **Michael Jordan** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:53 pm

Hoping the basketball gods rig the lottery for Raptors because apparently Kyle Lowry is the most sought after free agent this summer.

Eric Bieniemy · Post #12 » by **Eric Bieniemy** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:53 pm

There seems to be a trend of star players either leaving or asking to be traded and the team they left being granted a high pick. For this reason, I'd be stunned if Houston doesn't get a top three pick.

FinnTheHuman · Post #13 » by **FinnTheHuman** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:56 pm

Obviously Wolves move into 1st because the new ownership needs to get the welcome gift. Obviously.

shangrila · Post #14 » by **shangrila** » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:58 pm

FinnTheHuman wrote:Obviously Wolves move into 1st because the new ownership needs to get the welcome gift. Obviously.

Nah, we'll get 4th to give to the Warriors.

LightTheBeam · Post #15 » by **LightTheBeam** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:00 am

Obviously this year there isnt a clear team to rig for *coughs Lakers/Celtics/Sixers* so ill say its obvious that the Pelicans & Charlotte get Melo/Zion help. And obviously the Wolves wont move up, so that GS can keep the pick and use it to trade for another star.

Oh and Obviously the Kings are going to end up getting pushed down to spots to #11.

Bologna Smasher · Post #16 » by **Bologna Smasher** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:02 am

Cory Joseph and Bjelica forced themselves off of the Kings. I expect to be rewarded.

Post #17 » by **Texas Chuck** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:05 am

Dallas doesn't have a pick but they are rigging it for Euro Savior Fatboy Luke because otherwise he'll get Adam Silver fired next. Or so sources tell me.

Jadoogar · Post #18 » by **Jadoogar** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:07 am

here's a reason for every team, feel free to use tomorrow:
Houston: reward them for the Harden circus
Detroit: team with history, return them to glory
Orlando: reward them for finally tearing it down
OKC: SGA+Cade next star duo
Cleveland: they always win, makes sense
Sota: help out new owners, let them keep their pick and keep the team in Minny
Toronto: already gave them a fake title, give them a #1 as well
Chicago: big market, keep their pick
Sacramento: terrible for soooooo long, let them get out of the gutter
New Orleans: obviously get Zion into the playoffs
Charlotte: obviously get Lamelo into the playoffs
Spurs: see detroit
Pacers: see detroit
Warrior: maximize steph's prime

Post #19 » by **DeBlazerRiddem** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:46 am

Obviously the Rockets get the #1 pick to get Cade and because they lost Harden and that's a big market so gotta have some ray of hope shine there.

Obviously Detroit then needs a big pick too and will be rewarded the #2 pick.

Then, obviously, the third pick will likely fall to a clearly rebuilding team like Orlando.

Finally they obviously want a team that has shown they can draft well like the Thunder will get #4.

xxSnEaKyPxx · Post #20 » by **xxSnEaKyPxx** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:02 am

Sofia wrote:Obviously it’s New Orleans coz all the rigging and play off changes to get Zion into the post season hasn’t paid off. Obviously he needs more help so they will move up in the draft. Obviously.

Obviously this isn't the case as the NBA wants Zion to leave NO to go to NY or LA, so they'll do everything possible to make sure he has bad teammates.