buckboy wrote:stellation wrote:My beloved has for some time maintained a position that pandas are not real, and simply humans in absurd panda suits. I'm watching a little segment on a gardening program (life in the fast lane, over here!) that is about how a zoo produces sufficient bambo to feed a couple of resident pandas (grows quick, but those humans in panda suits eat quicker!), I can't get that idea out of my head and it is absolutely clearly true.
Anyway- I'm not normally one for spreading conspiracy theories, but happy to with this one. Next time you watch some footage of pandas/are lucky enough to see one just imagine it as a human in a panda suit and watch the mannerisms. Is that how a panda casually sits and chomps on some bamboo, or is that how a human THINKS a panda would casually sit and chomp on some bamboo. Crazy stuff, my friends. Crazy stuff.
Put down the bong.
Thats what they are trying to do in the zoos in china when dudes go in the cage just trying to take the mask off.



























