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"Who want to sex Mutumbo?" (Someone said, "Me!") Here's his son, Ryan. 

Post#1 » by HarthorneWingo » Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:16 am

Ryan Mutumbo seems like a really good kid who maybe had to carry the burden of being the son of an international basketball star a little bit. Now, he's playing under Ewing at Georgetown University and beginning to develop some game. 7'2"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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Post#2 » by god shammgod » Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:57 am

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Post#4 » by nykfan42 » Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:15 pm

This title is confusing me.
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Post#5 » by Kampuchea » Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:21 pm

Besides name, he's just a backup college player. Maybe he can develop some but don't think we would ever hear about him without him having a famous dad.
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Post#6 » by cgmw » Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:37 pm

nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.

Well, I'm sorry you have to learn about it here, on a basketball message board of all places, but there's this thing called "sex" where a man (the "Mutombo" of the thread title) puts his penis into a woman's vagina (in this case, the "me" of the thread title), which in many cases will result in a baby (here, "his son, Ryan"). Hope that helps clear thing up ;)

Again, apologies for breaking this news to you in such a terrible forum, but it seemed important you should know.
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Post#7 » by nykfan42 » Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:43 pm

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nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.

Well, I'm sorry you have to learn about it here, on a basketball message board of all places, but there's this thing called "sex" where a man (the "Mutombo" of the threat title) puts his penis into a woman's vagina (in this case, the "me" of the thread title), which in many cases will result in a baby (here, "his son, Ryan"). Hope that helps clear thing up ;)

Again, apologies for breaking this news to you in such a terrible forum, but it seemed important you should know.

I know what sex is, I'm not an idiot. I'm confused as why its part of the title.
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Post#8 » by cgmw » Thu Dec 16, 2021 6:06 pm

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nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.

Well, I'm sorry you have to learn about it here, on a basketball message board of all places, but there's this thing called "sex" where a man (the "Mutombo" of the threat title) puts his penis into a woman's vagina (in this case, the "me" of the thread title), which in many cases will result in a baby (here, "his son, Ryan"). Hope that helps clear thing up ;)

Again, apologies for breaking this news to you in such a terrible forum, but it seemed important you should know.

I know what sex is, I'm not an idiot. I'm confused as why its part of the title.

It’s ok. It’s perfectly normal and there’s nothing idiotic about it at all. It can be a very confusing topic for all of us, which is why it’s so important you had the courage to speak up and ask questions!
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Post#9 » by Capn'O » Thu Dec 16, 2021 6:11 pm

nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.


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Post#10 » by nykfan42 » Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:38 pm

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nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.



Ok so it's a reference. I never heard that quote before. Now it makes more sense. Thank you for not mocking me.
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Post#11 » by Capn'O » Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:15 pm

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nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.



Ok so it's a reference. I never heard that quote before. Now it makes more sense. Thank you for not mocking me.


You probably just made cgmw feel old :lol: That **** was a long time ago.
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Post#12 » by nykfan42 » Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:22 pm

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nykfan42 wrote:
Capn'O wrote:

Ok so it's a reference. I never heard that quote before. Now it makes more sense. Thank you for not mocking me.


You probably just made cgmw feel old :lol: That **** was a long time ago.

Must be because Dan Lebatard has been off the air for a while right?
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Post#13 » by Kampuchea » Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:37 pm

Capn'O wrote:
nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.




That is fantastic. I'm going to try that next time I am out and see what response I get.
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Post#14 » by Capn'O » Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:02 pm

Kampuchea wrote:
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nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.




That is fantastic. I'm going to try that next time I am out and see what response I get.


I feel like it works best if you are Mutombo.

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Post#15 » by BKlutch » Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:22 pm

Kampuchea wrote:
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nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.




That is fantastic. I'm going to try that next time I am out and see what response I get.

Please make sure to let us all know how that works out.
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Post#16 » by HarthorneWingo » Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:56 pm

nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.

You never heard the “Who want to sex Mutombo?” story?





Consider yourself mocked. :lol: Everyone gets mocked here.
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Post#17 » by nykfan42 » Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:30 pm

HarthorneWingo wrote:
nykfan42 wrote:This title is confusing me.

You never heard the “Who want to sex Mutombo?” story?





Consider yourself mocked. :lol: Everyone gets mocked here.

True. I'm ashamed for never hearing this bc I am old enough where I should know about this.

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Post#18 » by nykfan42 » Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:32 pm

Capn'O wrote:
Kampuchea wrote:
Capn'O wrote:


That is fantastic. I'm going to try that next time I am out and see what response I get.


I feel like it works best if you are Mutombo.

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I want to hear this. Then if she says no.....

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Post#19 » by cgmw » Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:22 pm

Capn'O wrote:
nykfan42 wrote:
Capn'O wrote:

Ok so it's a reference. I never heard that quote before. Now it makes more sense. Thank you for not mocking me.


You probably just made cgmw feel old :lol: That **** was a long time ago.

Old enough to have spent nearly half my damn life entertaining myself w/nonsense Knick threads instead of, you know, enjoying a competitive basketball team.

But even if we were good, I’d still chuckle at this thread :lol:
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Post#20 » by nykfan42 » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:32 am

cgmw wrote:
Capn'O wrote:
nykfan42 wrote:Ok so it's a reference. I never heard that quote before. Now it makes more sense. Thank you for not mocking me.


You probably just made cgmw feel old :lol: That **** was a long time ago.

Old enough to have spent nearly half my damn life entertaining myself w/nonsense Knick threads instead of, you know, enjoying a competitive basketball team.

But even if we were good, I’d still chuckle at this thread :lol:

Yeah we suck and we old hahaha
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