Post#1909 » by KramerDSP » Mon Dec 20, 2021 8:32 pm
Wrestling and basketball! Two of my favorite things. This season has gone to he** so might as well go on a rant here.
I was one of the ECW Arena diehards back when the E stood for Eastern. I was there in person when Chris Benoit broke Sabu's neck, and when the Franchise threw down the NWA belt and declared himself the new ECW World Heavyweight Champion. I am a small part of wrestling lore, as the chair I threw during the ECW Chair Throwing Incident is the chair that hit Funk in the head (he sold it like a champ!).
The three guys I have liked the most during my wrestling fandom fit a specific arch-type. Bret. Benoit. Bryan. When Bret got screwed, I knew WCW would not be able to use him correctly. Benoit quickly became my favorite after I saw him in a 20-minute time limit with Scorpio in one of the Superbrawls. I was convinced that he was the absolute best wrestler in the ring in the world. And then he snapped and killed his wife and kid (I still haven't fully wrapped my head around that). I've not been able to finish a match of his since then without my mind going elsewhere. Then Bryan came around. Bryan's rise to the top was meteoric, and some of the audience reactions he garnered (Seattle! Providence, Rhode Island!) are up there with the best audience reactions ever. He was so beloved that the company had to change the main event of Wrestlemania 30 in order to send the fans home happy. And then he was forced to retire, and I started wondering if all the guys I root for were destined to have bad endings.
Ultimately, Bryan came back. And because he came back, my dream match (Brock vs. Bryan) ended up happening. Bryan will always be my all-time favorite at this point. His current AEW run is reminding me a lot of a heel version of Bret's 1992 run where he was taking on challengers week in and week out, elevating them all.
GOAT? In wrestling? That's hard to say. If we go by Bret's 10-10-10 (looks, skills, promos) scale, it's probably Flair. Hogan may be the GOAT on paper, but he's a horrible person and sucked in the ring unless he was wrestling in Japan. Austin did unbelievable things, but his run at the top was way too short. Rock was amazing, but parlayed his successes into becoming an A-List movie star. In that sense, Rock is the GOAT in the way El Santo is. Cena was a PG version of Hogan, but a much, much better person, and positively inspired millions of people. There's an obvious reason he couldn't turn heel (but I loved when he literally turned his heel during one of those promos at the end and said "heel turn"). Brock was too much of a part-timer. Reigns? He's got a lot of runway left before it's all said and done, and he's got a shot, but he doesn't have a lot of other guys nipping at his heels in the way the other GOATS did. I'm going to have to say it's Flair (the looks, the skills, the promos, the cultural impact). With that said, I think Magnum had a chance to be the GOAT if not for the car accident, and that Young Scott Steiner is the greatest prospect ever.
"I don’t wanna be Jordan, I don’t wanna be Magic, I don’t wanna be Bird or Isiah. I don’t wanna be any of those guys. When my career’s over, I''m gonna look in the mirror and say I did it my way.”- Allen Iverson