Oscirus wrote:nedleeds wrote:F N 11 wrote:Sacramento
Portland
LA
Philly
Pistons
Celtics
Wizards
The only teams I think can use Randle.
LA has a power forward, that being said I'd take Westbricks almost expiring back and send Kembas corpse to match salary (maybe we'd have to send Burks also, Westbrick makes a ****).

Portland has Covington who's a better fit if Randle can't shoot anymore. I think we're in matching salary hell and they'd have to give up CJ to get Randle. Or maybe a mix of Covington and scrubs would work.
Pistons don't need another Jeremi Grant and they're tanking.
Philly could sure use 40% from 3 Randle. Standing around and playing off Embiid would be good for him if he can make stand still jumpers. Problem is Ben Simmons is the worst contract in basketball and they need all the other salaries to play for them.
Celtics makes a bunch of sense. We could eat Horfords turd and take some more dumpster salary to get Boston under the tax.
Wizards could send us Bertans corpse and a prospect, I'd be happy with that deal. Randles deal is negative but Bertans is really bad also.
Ignoring that the lakers dont need randle, you want to trade randle for an even more ball hungry player who is rapidly declining?
Because he's off our roster next year. The trade gets 2 awful contracts off the roster which is the only way to keep Thibs from playing these minute burning road apples. Maybe the Lakers would be dumb enough to throw in a 2029 1st or something stupid.
I mean I'd also fire everyone so we're just dreaming here.
But if I was hired tomorrow I'd snap clear these off our books. Trade for Westbrick, let him sit out the season or see if he gets injured playing 38 minutes. Then once the new league starts next year just waive him no stretch. Fournier gone, Randle gone.
Those 2 out of here I'd do Kemba a solid and release him and watch exactly no teams clamor for his services (he's still getting OKC money, so hopefully he'd ditch his 2022-23 money we idiotically gave him).
Trade Burks for anything resembling a pick at the deadline.
Noel is negative value and was the second the ink dried.
pg - iq
sg - grimes
sf - gerald henderson 2
pf - obi
c - mitch
deuce
rose if he comes back this year
sammich
sims
knox
taj with some spot vet minutes
sign other g-league flotsam