would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

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would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#1 » by Ugalde » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:07 pm

maybe like a Whirlpool? or a Samsung? i would.
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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#2 » by Ugalde » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:07 pm

if you get it you're goated...
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Post#3 » by cl2117 » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:08 pm

How much do I have to pay the washing machine?
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Post#4 » by KembaWalker » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:18 pm

LeBron stans would still find a way to blame the washing machine when they lose
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Post#5 » by Sgt Major » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:20 pm

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Post#6 » by UcanUwill » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:22 pm

KembaWalker wrote:LeBron stans would still find a way to blame the washing machine when they lose


I dont get these comments, cause are THOSE LeBron stans actually exist? LeBron is just one of the best players in the world, hes really not the problem, but apparently you are blame shifting stan if you say it like it is.
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Post#7 » by cdubbz » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:28 pm

Wish I could hear the conversation between Pelinka and Lebron about doing this trade. KPC, Kuzma, Trezz and picks ? wild. 3 key role players.
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Post#8 » by heatwillbeback » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:29 pm

Does the washer have a 45 million dollar cap hit?
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Post#9 » by levon » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:33 pm

cdubbz wrote:Wish I could hear the conversation between Pelinka and Lebron about doing this trade. KPC, Kuzma, Trezz and picks ? wild. 3 key role players.

lol Trezz wasn't in the rotation. dude wasn't a key role player, just salary ballast, and could have just walked. the player this year's roster misses most is Kuzma because they're low on 3-4s, especially with AD out.

what was really criminal was the pick, given that the Lakers do a great job drafting
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Post#10 » by Sofia » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:36 pm

I’d trade him for just a replacement inlet hose for a washing machine
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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#11 » by Clav » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:40 pm

We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.
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Post#12 » by tribulations » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:46 pm

Clav wrote:We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.


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Post#13 » by JujitsuFlip » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:48 pm

I'd trade him for that broken copy machine that Korver was traded for in 2003 lol
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Post#14 » by Tracymcgoaty » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:55 pm

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Post#15 » by LakersLegacy » Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:45 pm

Both are washed haha

WB should be the 6th man of the NBA, his contract is out of hand, but he still has game especially against 2nd units. Once he makes that adjustment, the same adjutant Melo and Dwight had to make, he will be better received
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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#16 » by boomershadow » Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:52 pm

Clav wrote:We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.


I bet you could even trade cash considerations for several washing machines.
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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#17 » by Ugalde » Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:21 am

Clav wrote:We're trading a tried and true NBA player for some unknown prospect... no one even knows anything about Washing Machine. Contract? Wingspan? What's Washing Machine's TS%age? VORP? How many Triple-Bubbles does it have ?

At least with Cash Considerations, we know that's a steady prospect that will never let you down. Cash Considerations is always there for you. I want that guy on my team.

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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#18 » by brutalitops » Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:22 am

Throw in a future dryer and deal.
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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#19 » by GopherIt! » Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:18 am

if Russ is already washed what u really need is a dryer.
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Re: would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine? 

Post#20 » by GopherIt! » Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:19 am

cash considerations, paid in quarters?

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