would you trade Russell Westbrook for a Washing Machine?

[panthermark]

You guys are slipping.
I got you OP.

[Mk0]

For a washing machine? don't be ridiculous, no one would ever trade a player for a washing machine..

Read on Twitter

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[Ballerhogger]

How much do I have to pay the washing machine?

43millions

[Lalouie]

washing machines are indespensable where i come from

maybe in yer nek of da woods you still use washboards

[FreeThrowLine]

You guys are too quick to throw in the towel on Westbrook, you think trading him will take a load off your mind?

If you're serious about the washing machine, you might want to get on the phone to Washington, but not sure if they'll take him back after owner Ted Leonsis aired out some dirty laundry when he left

[Ice Trae]

Soo... Pascal Siakam? Yes I would

Watch on YouTube

[SpreeChokeJob]

Depends if the washing machine will complain about washing machine empowerment while trading other lesser washing machines for a chance at some Rangz. Only worse thing than a washing machine is a hypocritical one.

[pr0wler]

Both are washed haha

WB should be the 6th man of the NBA, his contract is out of hand, but he still has game especially against 2nd units. Once he makes that adjustment, the same adjutant Melo and Dwight had to make, he will be better received

He could easily be a 6MOY candidate, running a second unit playing against the other teams weaker defenders. He'd be a great fit at 20-25 MPG as an even more suped up high energy version of himself.

[Crazy-Canuck]

Na, a washing machine knows its role and what its good at. Westbrook? Not so much.

[Asianiac_24]

LeBron stans would still find a way to blame the washing machine when they lose

I dont get these comments, cause are THOSE LeBron stans actually exist? LeBron is just one of the best players in the world, hes really not the problem, but apparently you are blame shifting stan if you say it like it is.

LeBron the basketball player isn't the problem, LeGM is the problem.

[dk1115]

No but I hear those new smart fridges were pretty good

[AussieCeltic]

The washing machine would play better defence. It’s a no brainer for the Lakers but why would Samsung or Fisher & Paykel do that deal?

[xinxin]

yup. at least the washing machine won't b*tch about being benched...

[El Turco]

I’d trade him for just a replacement inlet hose for a washing machine

^this man know plumber speak

[Maf]

Hell no! I need my washing machine!

[Slade3]

It would be tough to out muscle Washing Machine in the post.

[dautjazz]

Washing machines are consistent and efficient.

[Sofia]

I’d trade him for just a replacement inlet hose for a washing machine

^this man know plumber speak

Too many years in secret chat with an actual plumber

[Hoop Heavy]

Last week I offered two cans of corn and a package of hotdog buns.

well, actually ... that's not really true

I offered one can of corn and a package of hot dog buns ... but I leaked that I had a second can of corn I'd put on the table if my offer was considered "light".



I checked it out ... in the BIG BARTER data base ... a standard washing machine (used I presume) is worth 12 cans of corn, 6 packs of hotdog buns and a jar of mustard. I don't have any mustard right now ... but maybe we can include a third team who has some.

Still, that's a lot more. I don't know. Let me check with ownership and I'll get back to you.

[Ugalde]

You guys are slipping.
I got you OP.

i think you're literally the only one in this thread who got the joke lol.