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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#13 » by BenoUdrihFTL » Mon Jul 6, 2015 5:55 pm

Just reviewing his #s from last season

11.8 ppg - 10.0 rpg - 2.6 bpg - .628 fg% - 23.8 mpg

Even if doesn't improve his game and just gets 36 mins instead of 24, here's his #s:

17.8 ppg - 15.2 rpg - 3.9 bpg - .628 fg%

That's easily the best center in the NBA

His advanced stats were simply absurd:

117 ORtg
97 DRtg
26.2 PER
.221 WS/48
25.4 Reb%
9.2 Blk%
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#14 » by Maroko » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:14 pm

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Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

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I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#15 » by HIF » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:26 pm

Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:Image


Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

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I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


Reminds me of last night. :wink:
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#16 » by Rapaz » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:30 pm

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Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:Image


Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

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I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


Reminds me of last night. :wink:


You slept with Wilt last night? :o
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#17 » by HIF » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:50 pm

Rapaz wrote:
HIF wrote:
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Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

Image

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


Reminds me of last night. :wink:


You slept with Wilt last night? :o


After the 20,000 I must admit it began to wilt. :oops:
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Post#18 » by Magic Boo » Mon Jul 6, 2015 7:24 pm

Calling it now: He will make the all star team this year. Along with D-Wade.
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#19 » by RJM » Mon Jul 6, 2015 7:35 pm

Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:Image


Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

Image

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#20 » by RexBoyWonder » Mon Jul 6, 2015 7:54 pm

RJM wrote:
Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:Image


Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

Image

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.


3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#21 » by dancing2thabeet » Mon Jul 6, 2015 8:36 pm

Witty title ;)
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#22 » by Enso » Mon Jul 6, 2015 11:08 pm

Here's too another career year & hopefully a most improved player award :)
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#23 » by Paz » Tue Jul 7, 2015 12:07 am

RexBoyWonder wrote:
RJM wrote:
Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

Image

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.


3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.


You're over-complicating it. all he has to do is bang 3 hoes a day, 5 days a week for 26 years. That's it. Not hard.
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#24 » by Chalm Down » Tue Jul 7, 2015 12:40 am

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Wtf his arm looks so long, he's like Inspector Gadget.

Go go gadget dunk on people.
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#25 » by QUIZ » Tue Jul 7, 2015 12:53 am

Paz wrote:
RexBoyWonder wrote:
RJM wrote:
This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.


3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.


You're over-complicating it. all he has to do is bang 3 hoes a day, 5 days a week for 26 years. That's it. Not hard.

:o


I see what you did there :)
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#26 » by Paz » Tue Jul 7, 2015 1:29 am

qjz123 wrote:
Paz wrote:
RexBoyWonder wrote:
3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.


You're over-complicating it. all he has to do is bang 3 hoes a day, 5 days a week for 26 years. That's it. Not hard.

:o


I see what you did there :)


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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#27 » by IggieCC » Tue Jul 7, 2015 1:52 am

This thread is off to a great start :)

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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#28 » by goodboy » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:29 am

Rapaz wrote:
HIF wrote:
Spoiler:
Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

Image

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:


Reminds me of last night. :wink:


You slept with Wilt last night? :o

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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#29 » by UD4MVP » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:38 am

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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#30 » by WestEndZone » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:44 am

so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#31 » by shanedude » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:53 am

WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

So what are y'all gonna do when Rose's knee shatters again and he's still on the books for $ 40 million?
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Re: Hassan Whiteside II: Electric Boogaloo 

Post#32 » by goodboy » Tue Jul 7, 2015 2:56 am

shanedude wrote:
WestEndZone wrote:so what are y'all going to do if he dips out of mia?

So what are y'all gonna do when Rose's knee shatters again and he's still on the books for $ 40 million?

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