James Johnson Facts

6_Rings · Post #121 » by **6_Rings** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:39 pm

James Johnson is sure to get a championship ring ............... by Christmas.

Post #122 » by **Senor Chang** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:46 pm

loot wrote:James Johnson is never online, he has already read the internet twice.

+1

NoahISmyNinja · Post #123 » by **NoahISmyNinja** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:03 pm

James Johnson is Tony Montana's little friend's big friend.

TB#1 · Post #124 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:20 pm

James Johnson wishes fewer of these responses were recycled Chuck Norris jokes, but is wise enough to not really give a ****.

Grand Champ · Post #125 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:26 pm

James Johnson can break the speed of sound, with his own voice.

(hey all the ones from today i've made up!)

topper09 · Post #126 » by **topper09** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:01 pm

I'm excited to watch both Johnson and Gibson play this year.

Can't wait for the summer league.

NoahISmyNinja · Post #127 » by **NoahISmyNinja** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:11 pm

I move that Summer League be renamed, "The James Johnson Experience"

TB#1 · Post #128 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:13 pm

NoahISmyNinja wrote:I move that Summer League be renamed, "The James Johnson Experience."

I move that David Stern's mouth be renamed "The James Johnson Experience."

whonka · Post #129 » by **whonka** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:18 pm

James Johnson is so fat that when he was on a see-saw with Eddy Curry, Eddy stayed in the air.

Wait...

whonka · Post #130 » by **whonka** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:19 pm

James Johnson is the 8th wonder of the world. Tourists flock to see this Johnson.

TB#1 · Post #131 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:35 pm

James has a whole line of semi-funny/semi-annoying "Big Johnson" t-shirts, sold in souvenir shops throughout America.

Grand Champ · Post #132 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:37 pm

James Johnson told me through telepathy that this thread will get to 99 pages... or else!

I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!

TB#1 · Post #133 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:40 pm

Grand.Champ wrote:James Johnson told me through telepathy that this thread will get to 99 pages... or else!

I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!

That was a fake pdenninggolden telepathy "tweet" to you. She hates it when these joke threads drop off or get locked.

Grand Champ · Post #134 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:48 pm

Phew, I was very nervous for a minute there!

Post #135 » by **coldfish** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:43 pm

Johnsons are named after Johnson, because they envy him.

kyrv · Post #136 » by **kyrv** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:45 pm

Despite using different pictures to throw off the scent, the Most Interesting Man of the World, as many have long suspected, is in fact James Johnson.

HINrichPolice · Post #137 » by **HINrichPolice** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:41 pm

James Johnson made Stacey King buy a dog.

Post #138 » by **Senor Chang** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:09 am

The dos equis man lives his life vicariously through james johnson

spacemonkey · Post #139 » by **spacemonkey** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:32 am

James Johnson bites the hand that feeds him. Then he feeds on the hand.

6_Rings · Post #140 » by **6_Rings** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:02 am

James Johnson eats undersized shooting guards for breakfast.