Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?

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Re: Funniest things you have seen on Real GM? 

Post#61 » by Zvaart » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:48 pm

Raptors forum after a loss.
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Post#62 » by RSCD3_ » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:59 pm

also the deandre jordan was hilarious, especially as everything was happenening

Shout out to the Hibbert watching king of the hill during halftime thread

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Post#63 » by ardee » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:01 pm

This thread about Carlos Boozer's hair turned into something magical...

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=1173247
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Post#64 » by RealityIsDemar » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:04 pm

Choker wrote:"I ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight."

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If you have the time read through the whole topic until you get to a post full of tweets.

"Patrick O'Bryant's formspring."

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Re: Funniest things you have seen on Real GM? 

Post#65 » by ThumbsUpBaby » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:04 pm

Any thread related to Toronto honestly. Many of their fans are pretty damn funny (for good and bad reasons).
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Post#66 » by gumbyr24 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:04 pm

One of my favorite threads to read was the Stuckey > Harden thread that was on the Pistons forum.
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Post#67 » by Geddy » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:17 pm

There was the Make your own Sam Mitchell thread from the Raptors board, but stupid imageshack killed most of the images

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Post#68 » by hyper316 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:22 pm

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Post#69 » by JasonStern » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:52 pm

the Raymound Fatton jokes...

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I heard Raymond Felton went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.


and the dozens of others...
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Post#70 » by semi-sentient » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:13 pm

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Post#71 » by BlackKnight » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:15 pm

That guy on the Nets board that predicted the Kidd debacle
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Post#72 » by Tim Lehrbach » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:38 pm

SunKing wrote:But the best ever is, of course the ONBA. One of the most underrated joke in this thread is how he starts a sentence talking about how he thinks Orlando... "Magic would be the best team" and finish it by saying "HE knows how to play streetball" so he's arguably talking about Magic Johnson at the same time.


It's funny how much confusion this caused. "He" is Rafer Alston, mentioned in the previous sentence. The Magic would be the best team because they had Rafer Alston.

That's gotta be #1. Comedy perfection. MS Paint and Ha are up there.

Hilarious for the sheer spectacle was the thread from the Raptors board where roy_jones_calderon (I think that was his name) and Harry Palmer absolutely lost their minds in a flame war.
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Post#73 » by Laimbeer » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:43 pm

THE RealGM TOP 100 LIST of 2014

55. Kevin Johnson
71. Bob Cousy

11. Kevin Garnett
33. Elgin Baylor

49. Dikembe Mutombo
58. Elvin Hayes

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Post#74 » by Miasma » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:43 pm

I'm still dying from "Kebo".
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Post#75 » by Rich Michmond » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:07 pm

Bucks Meme Thread needs more love!
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Post#76 » by Domejandro » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:50 pm


The was one of the craziest things I have ever read. :lol:
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Post#77 » by stepbackjftw » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:11 pm

svart wrote:Raptors forum after a loss.



Raptors forum is glorious when they lose. They produce masterpieces such as this:

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Post#78 » by Sofia » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:48 pm

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Post#79 » by Sofia » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:48 pm

Let's bring back MS Paint a Wiretap this season.
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Re: Funniest things you have seen on Real GM? 

Post#80 » by bondom34 » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:35 am

Not really "funny" per se, and not to pick on anyone, but sometimes just going back like 3-4 years and reading random opinions can be entertaining. Love the Draft board for this, but the trade and GB are good too.
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