HINrichPolice wrote:That will be the day when you're officially working for an NBA team. And how cool would it be if it were with our very own Bulls? Man...
Gar: Oh, hey Mark. Sorry to barge in, but I have this board room booked for 1:30.
Mark: Oh, not at all, Gar. Let me just gather up my things here...
Gar: Wait, is that... Do you have an 8X10 of
me? And what have you... Did you
draw on my face?Mark: Uh, er, well, marketing research, Gar. You know. How we might make you seem more "in commmand" and the like. Increase your, ahhhhh, QP.
Gar: "QP?" I don't think that exists. The beard and mustache are fairly... luxuriant. But why the double eye patches? And what is this hand coming in from the left.
Mark: Cautionary tale, Gar. I was also working on an employee safety campaign in preparation for when Pax is in the office. "Keep all ties tucked in, at all times, or your eyes may be jumped from the sockets as resulting from asphyxiation.
Gar: ...........................
Mark: I'll uh... just be going now, Gar. Big meeting coming up, yes? Knock 'em dead!
Gar: Mark?
Mark: ?
Gar: Leave the picture. Oh, and what do you call that facial hair?
Mark: Oh, that's the double-handlebar smotherer, with optional Abraham Lincoln and chinstrap.
Gar: Great work, Mark. Carry on, carry on.