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Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9)

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Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#1 » by JN » Tue May 7, 2024 2:39 pm

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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#2 » by Fairview4Life » Tue May 7, 2024 3:43 pm

Is it time for the draft yet? This is what we get for driving Schad away.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#3 » by Ranger One » Tue May 7, 2024 5:03 pm

Hoping and Praying for 8 losses against these elite teams we have coming up. But knowing this team they will probably win a bunch of undeserved games based on inexplicable poor play from the opposing team, leading to the status quo being maintained. We'll probably win at least one game in each series based on godly pitching from Kikuchi, Berrios and Gausman.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#4 » by Parataxis » Tue May 7, 2024 8:55 pm

Clearly Varsho needs two days off, right? He's too old to play everyday? *sigh*

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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#5 » by Ranger One » Tue May 7, 2024 9:02 pm

Parataxis wrote:Clearly Varsho needs two days off, right? He's too old to play everyday? *sigh*

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Are we facing a lefty today? If so thats probably why Varsho is out. Otherwise, this is another headscratcher of a lineup from Schneider and Co.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#6 » by Hottie McShotty » Tue May 7, 2024 9:12 pm

Facing Christopher Sanchez who is a lefty.

Phillies are playing well. We'll be lucky to win one game in this series.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#7 » by Ranger One » Tue May 7, 2024 9:16 pm

Hottie McShotty wrote:Facing Christopher Sanchez who is a lefty.

Phillies are playing well. We'll be lucky to win one game in this series.


Yeah i predict we split the series against the Phillies, take 2 of 3 vs the Twins and lose 2 of 3 to the Orioles. 4-4 will be a HUGE success for Schneider to keep his job. Of course im praying for 0-8 so he finally gets fired, but alas our elite starting pitching wont let that happen.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#8 » by Michael Bradley » Tue May 7, 2024 9:37 pm

I like how Clement is killing LHP, but they gotta get IKF's bat into the lineup.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#9 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue May 7, 2024 10:01 pm

Why is Springer still leading off
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#10 » by Ranger One » Tue May 7, 2024 10:32 pm

Randle McMurphy wrote:Why is Springer still leading off


Hes a vet, hes earned it, hes always led off, its in his contract, Schneider believes in him. Pick one.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#11 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue May 7, 2024 11:16 pm

This team is an absolute disgrace
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#12 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue May 7, 2024 11:30 pm

Serious teams don’t continue hitting guys with .550 OPS’s in the leadoff spot in mid May. We are not one of those regrettably
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#13 » by C Court » Tue May 7, 2024 11:41 pm

JN wrote:We stink


We stink to the Core.

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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#14 » by Ranger One » Tue May 7, 2024 11:41 pm

I was told Bo would be coming out of his Slump ANYTIME now. Bo today: Flails at 6 straight pitches for 2 strikeouts.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#15 » by Brinbe » Tue May 7, 2024 11:48 pm

Schneider's body language is the real must-watch the longer this goes on
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#16 » by Ranger One » Tue May 7, 2024 11:49 pm

Bo having a Manoah level of implosion. If he keeps this up, hes gonna be out of the league by next year.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#17 » by Lateral Quicks » Tue May 7, 2024 11:54 pm

I'm not worried about Bo. We have an elite hitting coach to help him get back on track.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#18 » by Randle McMurphy » Tue May 7, 2024 11:55 pm

I wonder who this FO’s 3rd puppet manager will end up being
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#19 » by Lateral Quicks » Tue May 7, 2024 11:57 pm

Randle McMurphy wrote:I wonder who this FO’s 3rd puppet manager will end up being


I don't know, but we all know Guillermo will keep his job.
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Re: Get the Brooms out - Jays vs Phillies (May 7 - May 9) 

Post#20 » by Madvillainy2004 » Tue May 7, 2024 11:59 pm

This team just sucks right now these games are just painful to watch now

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