Smack talk thread?

[bluejerseyjinx]

Only time Dak's name comes up is when we talk about chokers or overpaid players. That boy ain't even close to the Super Bowl discussion.

I also have this revolutionary idea that super bowl smack talk should be between fans of teams that are participating in the Super Bowl, not random teams trying to recover from the butthurt of choking in the playoffs every year. Cowboys fans are as relevant as Jags fans in this game, maybe even less so considering the Jags have gotten closer than the Cowboys in the last 7-8 years

That’s why it’s odd that you keep bringing up Dak. Pretty much every Cowboys fan here (except maybe 2) agrees with you about Dak. Yet here you are again talking about him. Your man love for him is starting to be not so secret.

We should have el turco go on a date with Micah !!!

[El Turco]

nobody brings up Dak lol, you are hoping I talk about Dak so you feel like your team is relevant

[bluejerseyjinx]

Obviously, what is the biggest deficit Mahomes had to overcome this playoffs? like 3-4 points? Life is easy for him, just put it on autopilot and let the machine take care of it.

Flip side world learned you cant **** with Purdy, Lions tried and found out

Well we’ve learned that Mahomes is just as good on the road in the playoffs as he is at home. We’ve now seen him lead his team to 4 SB’s (winning 2 so far).

We also have learned that Turdy can take advantage of a team that is self destructing in the playoffs. Kudos, I wish my team’s QB could do the same.

Doesn’t change the fact that Turdy still hasn’t won a SB, so no he’s not better than Mahomes. I wouldn’t even put him above Trent Dilfer at this point.

That's whole lotta copium to defend another team's quarterback

Sturdy Purdy >>>> Quack Dak

Who brings up Dak in the smack talk thread during the Super bowl and then complains we should only talk about the teams playing in the Super Bowl?

[El Turco]

Well we’ve learned that Mahomes is just as good on the road in the playoffs as he is at home. We’ve now seen him lead his team to 4 SB’s (winning 2 so far).

We also have learned that Turdy can take advantage of a team that is self destructing in the playoffs. Kudos, I wish my team’s QB could do the same.

Doesn’t change the fact that Turdy still hasn’t won a SB, so no he’s not better than Mahomes. I wouldn’t even put him above Trent Dilfer at this point.

That's whole lotta copium to defend another team's quarterback

Sturdy Purdy >>>> Quack Dak

Who brings up Dak in the smack talk thread during the Super bowl and then complains we should only talk about the teams playing in the Super Bowl?

Yeah thanks for proving my point, read better next time

[bluejerseyjinx]

That's whole lotta copium to defend another team's quarterback

Sturdy Purdy >>>> Quack Dak

Who brings up Dak in the smack talk thread during the Super bowl and then complains we should only talk about the teams playing in the Super Bowl?

Yeah thanks for proving my point, read better next time

I didn't bring it up. Your lover brought it up and you responded. I only talk about Dumb Dak in negative terms the past 3 years. I thought we were in agreement on him. Oh well.

[El Turco]

Mr. Boob is my lover? I dont know if I can handle another obsessed Cowboys fan

[bluejerseyjinx]

Mr. Boob is my lover? I dont know if I can handle another obsessed Cowboys fan

Use more lube.

[bluejerseyjinx]

How come the Whiner fans don't have their version of a terrible towel? They will need something to dry their eyes at the end of the game.

[El Turco]

So desperate you can tell Cowboys fans are the most stressed fanbase in this game. Chiefs and Niners have great teams and they'll likely come back again and again. Chiefs also won it recently, so it won't matter if they lose.

Cowboys fans are about to lose their **** because the only thing that comforts them is Niners waiting as long as they have for a Super Bowl win. The chance of losing their companion in misery is eating them alive before this game.

[bluejerseyjinx]

So desperate you can tell Cowboys fans are the most stressed fanbase in this game. Chiefs and Niners have great teams and they'll likely come back again and again. Chiefs also won it recently, so it won't matter if they lose.

Cowboys fans are about to lose their **** because the only thing that comforts them is Niners waiting as long as they have for a Super Bowl win. The chance of losing their companion in misery is eating them alive before this game.

You are so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wembambamya]

So desperate you can tell Cowboys fans are the most stressed fanbase in this game. Chiefs and Niners have great teams and they'll likely come back again and again. Chiefs also won it recently, so it won't matter if they lose.

Cowboys fans are about to lose their **** because the only thing that comforts them is Niners waiting as long as they have for a Super Bowl win. The chance of losing their companion in misery is eating them alive before this game.

Ahahaha sounds like he is pacing his living room with sweaty hands lol

[El Turco]

So desperate you can tell Cowboys fans are the most stressed fanbase in this game. Chiefs and Niners have great teams and they'll likely come back again and again. Chiefs also won it recently, so it won't matter if they lose.

Cowboys fans are about to lose their **** because the only thing that comforts them is Niners waiting as long as they have for a Super Bowl win. The chance of losing their companion in misery is eating them alive before this game.

You are so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niners have the hottest team in the league, it is messing with your head

[ItsDanger]

Post Malone? LMAO, surely there was someone better available?

[bluejerseyjinx]

So desperate you can tell Cowboys fans are the most stressed fanbase in this game. Chiefs and Niners have great teams and they'll likely come back again and again. Chiefs also won it recently, so it won't matter if they lose.

Cowboys fans are about to lose their **** because the only thing that comforts them is Niners waiting as long as they have for a Super Bowl win. The chance of losing their companion in misery is eating them alive before this game.

You are so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niners have the hottest team in the league, it is messing with your head

I'm glad your happy. Good luck.

[El Turco]

You are so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niners have the hottest team in the league, it is messing with your head

I'm glad your happy. Good luck.

Thanks and please dont disappear no matter the result. I'd like to see you healthy and thriving, it is just a game and these are just words by a stranger no need to hurt yourself

[bluejerseyjinx]

Niners have the hottest team in the league, it is messing with your head

I'm glad your happy. Good luck.

Thanks and please dont disappear no matter the result. I'd like to see you healthy and thriving, it is just a game and these are just words by a stranger no need to hurt yourself

Sometimes I need a break. You just tickle my M-Spot.

[Harry Palmer]

Chiefs fans seem like very nice people. It’s a shame what’s about to happen to them.

[Harry Palmer]

How come the Whiner fans don't have their version of a terrible towel? They will need something to dry their eyes at the end of the game.

Big games against KC, who needs towels, just pick up the nearest flag.

[bluejerseyjinx]

In today's current NFL, Mahomes is in his own universe compared to the other 31QB's.

[bluejerseyjinx]

And despite what some are saying about the Niners, I don't think they choked at all. They played as well as they could have. Kansas City is just a dynasty on a different level. Its not like they lost 52-17 like the Bills did to the Cowboys in 1993.