Smack talk thread?

[Mr B]

Now your fetish surfaces, you guys are going to excite Goober more than anything

It’s not my fault Turdy likes having trains ran on him.

[El Turco]

So a friendly bet is in order then? Dinner, case of beer, free camel service for a month?

Sure, if you are willing to come halfway around the world your camel is on me.

Try not to violate any biblical rules with it though

You spend so much time talking to us all in the States. You should make a trip once in a while.

I was there last year for my dad's funeral, prob wont come for another year it aint cheap.

[Mr B]

So a friendly bet is in order then? Dinner, case of beer, free camel service for a month?

Sure, if you are willing to come halfway around the world your camel is on me.

Try not to violate any biblical rules with it though

You spend so much time talking to us all in the States. You should make a trip once in a while.

The gun culture would freak him out too much.

[El Turco]

Now your fetish surfaces, you guys are going to excite Goober more than anything

It’s not my fault Turdy likes having trains ran on him.

How much do you dream about this ?

[Mr B]

Sure, if you are willing to come halfway around the world your camel is on me.

Try not to violate any biblical rules with it though

You spend so much time talking to us all in the States. You should make a trip once in a while.

I was there last year for my dad's funeral, prob wont come for another year it aint cheap.

In all seriousness sorry about your dad.

[Mr B]

Now your fetish surfaces, you guys are going to excite Goober more than anything

It’s not my fault Turdy likes having trains ran on him.

How much do you dream about this ?

You brought it up.

[QB_Eagles]

Whiner fans still butt hurt Mahomes and the Chiefs put a 21 spot on the Niners in the last 8 minutes of Super Bowl LIV.

Purdy was busy bangin coeds back then, now he is ready to unleash.

He looks like a male cheerleader.

Nah, male cheerleaders have more muscles.

[bluejerseyjinx]

It’s not my fault Turdy likes having trains ran on him.

How much do you dream about this ?

You brought it up.

I told ya. El tourco just loves us Cowboy fans.

[bluejerseyjinx]

Turdy doesn’t even have 1 SB win and now he’s better than Mahomes?

Obviously, what is the biggest deficit Mahomes had to overcome this playoffs? like 3-4 points? Life is easy for him, just put it on autopilot and let the machine take care of it.

Flip side world learned you cant **** with Purdy, Lions tried and found out

Well we’ve learned that Mahomes is just as good on the road in the playoffs as he is at home. We’ve now seen him lead his team to 4 SB’s (winning 2 so far).

We also have learned that Turdy can take advantage of a team that is self destructing in the playoffs. Kudos, I wish my team’s QB could do the same.

Doesn’t change the fact that Turdy still hasn’t won a SB, so no he’s not better than Mahomes. I wouldn’t even put him above Trent Dilfer at this point.

Showtime wins at Josh Allen's and Lamar Jackson's house on back to back weeks. Quite impressive !!!!!!!!!! Hardest part is over.

[QB_Eagles]

Obviously, what is the biggest deficit Mahomes had to overcome this playoffs? like 3-4 points? Life is easy for him, just put it on autopilot and let the machine take care of it.

Flip side world learned you cant **** with Purdy, Lions tried and found out

Well we’ve learned that Mahomes is just as good on the road in the playoffs as he is at home. We’ve now seen him lead his team to 4 SB’s (winning 2 so far).

We also have learned that Turdy can take advantage of a team that is self destructing in the playoffs. Kudos, I wish my team’s QB could do the same.

Doesn’t change the fact that Turdy still hasn’t won a SB, so no he’s not better than Mahomes. I wouldn’t even put him above Trent Dilfer at this point.

Showtime wins at Josh Allen's and Lamar Jackson's house on back to back weeks. Quite impressive !!!!!!!!!! Hardest part is over.

At least this time you wouldn't have to pretend to have never believed in the Chiefs afterward.

[bluejerseyjinx]

Egal fans and posters just love lashing out at other teams and posters when they have nothing to talk about regarding their team. They bring so much to the forum. Just as classy as they were back in the 70's. Some things never change with that fan base.

[El Turco]

How much do you dream about this ?

You brought it up.

I told ya. El tourco just loves us Cowboy fans.

I know you wanna piece of me but you gotta try harder

[El Turco]

Egal fans and posters just love lashing out at other teams and posters when they have nothing to talk about regarding their team. They bring so much to the forum. Just as classy as they were back in the 70's. Some things never change with that fan base.

[Mr B]

You brought it up.

I told ya. El tourco just loves us Cowboy fans.

I know you wanna piece of me but you gotta try harder

Playing hard to get, how cute.

[QB_Eagles]

Egal fans and posters just love lashing out at other teams and posters when they have nothing to talk about regarding their team. They bring so much to the forum. Just as classy as they were back in the 70's. Some things never change with that fan base.

Joke's on you -- I only pretend to be an Eagles fan.

[bluejerseyjinx]

You brought it up.

I told ya. El tourco just loves us Cowboy fans.

I know you wanna piece of me but you gotta try harder

I never put out before dinner.

[El Turco]

I told ya. El tourco just loves us Cowboy fans.

I know you wanna piece of me but you gotta try harder

I never put out before dinner.

Be careful Mr Boob coming on more aggressive, you got competition this time around

[bluejerseyjinx]

It’s facts regardless of what team Mahomes plays for.

Whiner fans still butt hurt Mahomes and the Chiefs put a 21 spot on the Niners in the last 8 minutes of Super Bowl LIV.

You can tell how scared Turco is for this game.

That is why he brings Dak up when we are talking about the super Bowl. He knows they can't beat Mahomes, Reid and Spags. And Shanahan always shows up in the biggest games.

[El Turco]

Only time Dak's name comes up is when we talk about chokers or overpaid players. That boy ain't even close to the Super Bowl discussion.

I also have this revolutionary idea that super bowl smack talk should be between fans of teams that are participating in the Super Bowl, not random teams trying to recover from the butthurt of choking in the playoffs every year. Cowboys fans are as relevant as Jags fans in this game, maybe even less so considering the Jags have gotten closer than the Cowboys in the last 7-8 years

[Mr B]

Only time Dak's name comes up is when we talk about chokers or overpaid players. That boy ain't even close to the Super Bowl discussion.

I also have this revolutionary idea that super bowl smack talk should be between fans of teams that are participating in the Super Bowl, not random teams trying to recover from the butthurt of choking in the playoffs every year. Cowboys fans are as relevant as Jags fans in this game, maybe even less so considering the Jags have gotten closer than the Cowboys in the last 7-8 years

That’s why it’s odd that you keep bringing up Dak. Pretty much every Cowboys fan here (except maybe 2) agrees with you about Dak. Yet here you are again talking about him. Your man love for him is starting to be not so secret.