Super Bowl LVIII Thread

[El Turco]

Spoiler:

Ironically this is also how I picture Mr. Boob. Still not pleasant.

Not surprising you often envision naked men. I mean you are from San Fran.

I am not from sf and not necessarily naked, you have a good layer of gravy on

[azcatz11]

Mr B vs the world lol

[bluejerseyjinx]

Come on man, they don't eat french fries....they eat loaded french fries smothered in titty-gravy.

I dont know what titty gravy is but for some reason now I got the image of gravy dripping from Reid's titties in mind. This is not pleasant.

Spoiler:

[Mr B]

Mr B vs the world lol

[bluejerseyjinx]

Ironically this is also how I picture Mr. Boob. Still not pleasant.

Not surprising you often envision naked men. I mean you are from San Fran.

I am not from sf and not necessarily naked, you have a good layer of gravy on

I knew this would happen at azcatz 11 suite over the weekend. Glad I wasn't invited.

[bluejerseyjinx]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

You would have nothing to whine about if it wasn't for Cowboy posters. They are the reason why you exist in here. Without them your life would be empty.

[El Turco]

Not surprising you often envision naked men. I mean you are from San Fran.

I am not from sf and not necessarily naked, you have a good layer of gravy on

I knew this would happen at azcatz 11 suite over the weekend. Glad I wasn't invited.

Mr. Boob wasnt there either, too fat for a suite. At those prices cant have him take up 5 seats and pillage the finger food.

[El Turco]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

You would have nothing to whine about if it wasn't for Cowboy posters. They are the reason why you exist in here. Without them your life would be empty.

There would be much less traffic for sure but you have to admit discourse would be quite a bit better than "RaNgZ"

[Mr B]

I am not from sf and not necessarily naked, you have a good layer of gravy on

I knew this would happen at azcatz 11 suite over the weekend. Glad I wasn't invited.

Mr. Boob wasnt there either, too fat for a suite. At those prices cant have him take up 5 seats and pillage the finger food.

View from Turco’s party. Looks lame bro.

Read on Twitter

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[Mr B]

Found video of asshat … I mean azcat from during the game too.

https://youtu.be/Fjz_9CnYtEc?si=WGeFy-zK1-36fxAh

[DOT]

I knew this would happen at azcatz 11 suite over the weekend. Glad I wasn't invited.

Mr. Boob wasnt there either, too fat for a suite. At those prices cant have him take up 5 seats and pillage the finger food.

View from Turco’s party. Looks lame bro.

Read on Twitter

?s=46&t=3KaI_3QT7XTTm5N8gt4yQg

I should store this video for the next time someone tells me women are the emotional ones lol

[LAKESHOW]

Thats how I felt when the Raiders and Rans left town. But didn't break the TV until the Chargers arrived

[Harry Palmer]

Mr. Boob wasnt there either, too fat for a suite. At those prices cant have him take up 5 seats and pillage the finger food.

View from Turco’s party. Looks lame bro.

Read on Twitter

?s=46&t=3KaI_3QT7XTTm5N8gt4yQg

I should store this video for the next time someone tells me women are the emotional ones lol

When the wifi cut out on the final drive I came pretty close to violence myself.

[Cactus Jack]

View from Turco’s party. Looks lame bro.

Read on Twitter

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A good portion of fans are too young to remember the last time they won. All they know is heartache.

[RaoulDuke79]

Love how the lady goes to wipe down the destroyed TV...

[El Turco]

Love how the lady goes to wipe down the destroyed TV...

yeah definite OCD vibes.

Btw those guys are one of those youtube pranksters, it is all for show. You'd be hard pressed to find chiefs and niners fans watch a game together anyway, not many people from kansas city lives in bay area or vice versa. In fact there is someone with a celtics shirt, so it might be bjj's house

[Mamba42]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

I have not seen someone use the term "no homo" in a long time lol.

[QB_Eagles]

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

I have not seen someone use the term "no homo" in a long time lol.

I'm more concerned over the "child like charm" than the "no homo".

[Mamba42]

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

I have not seen someone use the term "no homo" in a long time lol.

I'm more concerned over the "child like charm" than the "no homo".

I didn't even catch that part I was fixated on the no homo lol. Child like charm is much worse.

[Mamba Mentality]

Just saw a stat that the Chiefs have not been called a single hold in three straight Super Bowls. That's WILD. But they're gonna call future HOF''er Trent Williams for 3 back to back penalties all while Jawaan Taylor the most penalized lineup in the league this year places a "flawless" game.