Super Bowl LVIII Thread

[El Turco]

The new generation Cowboy fans and Jerry have different Copium than the old guard fans. They still think they can go all in and still win with dumb Dak and McCarthy under the current culture.

I have zero Copium. The cowboys have 100% failed the fan base in almost 30 years. I get that and own that.

Jerry has failed the Cowboy fans base since he forced Jimmy out the door after winning back to back Super Bowls. The Culture went downhill after that and Jerry Jones is the person most responsible for the product on the field since then. The new generation fans keep buying Jerry's **** year in and year out because they have never witnessed sustained success for a 20 year period after starting from nothing and what it takes. The new generation Cowboy fans after Jerry is the other biggest reason they can't get over the last two hurdles. They buy Jerry's crap year in and year out and are too phu.... stupid to see what has been right in front of their faces for over 2 decades. Jerry and the new generation Cowboy fans are dragging this once proud franchise to the likes of the old Lions, Browns, Jets and Cardinal franchises of the past.
A strong franchise and leadership at the top includes the likes of a Roger Staubach, Tom Landry and Clint Murchinson, not Mike McCarthy, Dak Prescott and Jerry Jones. Cowboys will never even sniff another Super Bowl under the leadership of Jerry Jones. Book it. And Dak Prescott doesn't only suck, he's stupid. And you can't fix stupid I don't care how nice a guy he is. I told all you new generation knuckleheads 3 years ago that Dak was not the guy. You didn't listen and are getting what you deserve. Unless all of Cowboy nation gets off their asses and calls out Jerry, nothing will change. Jerry has to go or die.

[Mr B]

[Micah Prescott]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

[azcatz11]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

The loss is on Turco

[Mr B]

We need Taylor Swift to do a cover of this song now. Lol!

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[Cactus Jack]

Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

He jinxed them & he doesn't even realize it.

Shanahan comes off as such a weirdo, that the quote itself is somewhat believable lol.

[Mr B]

Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

He jinxed them & he doesn't even realize it.

Shanahan comes off as such a weirdo, that the quote itself is somewhat believable lol.

Shanahan trying really hard for that Tony Hawk look too.

[Micah Prescott]

Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

He jinxed them & he doesn't even realize it.

Shanahan comes off as such a weirdo, that the quote itself is somewhat believable lol.

Shanahan trying really hard for that Tony Hawk look too.

[El Turco]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

[wembambamya]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

The loss is on Turco

He is always out there talking about bee dicks and it checks out that Niners lost the super bowl by bee's dick.

[RaoulDuke79]

Come on man, they don't eat french fries....they eat loaded french fries smothered in titty-gravy.

[wembambamya]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

[Mr B]

Yikes is that a real quote?

He's really blaming the fans for losing?



Actually now that I think about it, they probably did lose the game because of Turco. Makes sense to me.

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

You’re giving serious pedo vibes dude.

[El Turco]

Come on man, they don't eat french fries....they eat loaded french fries smothered in titty-gravy.

I dont know what titty gravy is but for some reason now I got the image of gravy dripping from Reid's titties in mind. This is not pleasant.

[RaoulDuke79]

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

You’re giving serious pedo vibes dude.

Next he's gonna tell us Purdy has a purdy mouth...

[RaoulDuke79]

Come on man, they don't eat french fries....they eat loaded french fries smothered in titty-gravy.

I dont know what titty gravy is but for some reason now I got the image of gravy dripping from Reid's titties in mind. This is not pleasant.

Spoiler:

[wembambamya]

@sportsmemery, where cowboys fans get their news


Kyle's not bad looking for a coach, at the very least he is not morbidly obese like half the coaches. McCarthy and Reid are a french fry away from the memoriam list.

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

You’re giving serious pedo vibes dude.

Not sure which part of talking about adults' appearances makes you a pedo but you started all this by commenting Shanahan's hair style. Something you are trying to project? lmao

[El Turco]

Come on man, they don't eat french fries....they eat loaded french fries smothered in titty-gravy.

I dont know what titty gravy is but for some reason now I got the image of gravy dripping from Reid's titties in mind. This is not pleasant.

Spoiler:

Ironically this is also how I picture Mr. Boob. Still not pleasant.

[Mr B]

I dont know what titty gravy is but for some reason now I got the image of gravy dripping from Reid's titties in mind. This is not pleasant.

Spoiler:

Ironically this is also how I picture Mr. Boob. Still not pleasant.

Not surprising you often envision naked men. I mean you are from San Fran.

[Micah Prescott]

Niners probably have the best looking team, no homo. CMC and Warner are lookers, Purdy has that child like charm. Well maybe little homo.

You’re giving serious pedo vibes dude.

Not sure which part of talking about adults' appearances makes you a pedo but you started all this by commenting Shanahan's hair style. Something you are trying to project? lmao

It's too late, we all know you like little boys now, secret is out. I have notified authorities. You should probably think about bleaching your hair and driving out of country.