GAME THREAD: McLovin vs. LA - 5:30 smackdown

Chris Cohan · Post #1 » by **Chris Cohan** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:52 pm

McLovin gets his chance to beat up on true stiffs in this one.

LA's best Summer player is Coby Karl.
LA's best Summer rebounder - The GREAT Nik Caner-Medley

Witness the power. Experience greatness. One WhiteBoy from Color Me Badd. One scrap heap opponent. Two baskets. One ball. Several feet in between. Potential oxygen tank use. Much sweat. Mounds of flab.

Be there.

WarFan · Post #2 » by **WarFan** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:59 pm

Chris Cohan · Post #3 » by **Chris Cohan** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:13 pm

Insert pictures of cheeseburgers, Color Me Badd, old men with their worn copies of Basketball Fundamentals Made Easy , Todd Fuller, Big Country Reeves, The Beach Boys, The Great White Hope (Hype), and Sid's jockstrap.....

~here~

marthafokker · Post #4 » by **marthafokker** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:29 pm

I wish Gordon was not injuried.

It would be funny to read the 'your busty vs my busty' SG conversation going.... playing tonight.

Oh, well... just too bad it will not happen. :lol:

Sid the Squid · Post #5 » by **Sid the Squid** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:31 pm

Rowell's still in shock after actually watching Mayo play basketball...Woops....

Chris Cohan · Post #6 » by **Chris Cohan** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:31 pm

Wrong LA

Chris Cohan · Post #7 » by **Chris Cohan** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:40 pm

I wonder if McLovin can get a 20/20 against these panty wastes. Seems like he should, right? I mean, they SUCK and he's apparently the next great NBA bigman. Then again, if it's no challenge, it's no challenge. McLovin can't win tonight. He can only lose.

Chris Cohan · Post #8 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:25 am

Sid has a bucket of wings a gallon of Sunny D and a bucket of Crisco, hunkered down with McLovin, ready to fundamental the crap out of this beeyotch.

Chris Cohan · Post #9 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:35 am

McLovin beat for the board by (insert name of D-League scrb here), watches (scrub) go coast to coast, chooses toconserve energy and skip that possession, Richard tackles McLovin's scrub, eay two on FT.

Chris Cohan · Post #10 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:36 am

McLovin with nice post pass over midgets to Richard, easy bucket.
McLovin chucks half court pass on inbounds out of reach.

Chris Cohan · Post #11 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:37 am

McLovin stops no one. Easy two after no foul called on first attempt.

Chris Cohan · Post #12 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:38 am

McLovin timeout.

Chris Cohan · Post #13 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:40 am

McLovin assaults some shrimp after posting up some hack on the other end. 2 ways? Half right.

Chris Cohan · Post #14 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:42 am

McLovin abusing (insert name of low level Euro former NCAA invite here)

Chris Cohan · Post #15 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:45 am

Cater-Medley's in!!!!!!!!

Chris Cohan · Post #16 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:47 am

McLovin's CP passes result in fuggly ball

Chris Cohan · Post #17 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:49 am

The big Fund apparently doesn't know to switch off a screen.

Chris Cohan · Post #18 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:51 am

Summe rLakers are just rolling slugs out on McLovin and his awesome fundamentals can't do squat!

Chris Cohan · Post #19 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:53 am

McLovin opts to fal on his a$$ instead of get the rebound.
Pops Mensa-Bonsu showing McLovin up, bigtime.

Chris Cohan · Post #20 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:57 am

~Milkshake break~