GAME THREAD: Tubby McLovin vs. The Mother Land - 7 PM

Chris Cohan · Post #1 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:11 pm

Tonight, the Fat One takes on his Hometown Blazers' Summer Squad and looks to prove to the world that he can play two days in a row without the defibrillators coming into play. It's a heady bet, one that shows his toughness and WhiteBoy Can-Do macho confidence. Be sure to tune in.

A fun drinking game for McLovin viewing: Milkshake shots everytime he fails to make it past half court on a possession by either team. You'll puke by midway through the second quarter. Play it with real booze and you may as well hand in your car keys before tip-off.

"I know, John. I know. I thought he had IT, too."

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Chris Cohan · Post #2 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:29 pm

^^^
Sid is the guy in the suit sitting primly in stoic superiority, in front of the old skool ballaz.

Chris Cohan · Post #3 » by **Chris Cohan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:58 pm

Tipoff in 2 hours!!!!!

Big Nasty say: That fat boy won't never win no damn championship and won't never be no 6th man of the year.

Chris Cohan · Post #4 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:58 am

I'll cover it all, good and bad, solid and flabby, pass-y and gass-y, tough and slow.

Fair and balanced.

Chris Cohan · Post #5 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:13 am

Game start being delayed due to McLovin getting stuck in a doorway between the locker room and the floor. Team assistants were out of Crisco due to this recurring issue but have called for reinforcements. McLovin is fine = he was given 7 Nacho Cheese Chicken Chalupas and a Super Big Gulp of Dr. Pepper and is being a real gamer about it all. Gamer. No quit. Heart. Hoosiers. Etc.

Chris Cohan · Post #6 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:14 am

Koponen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Busty

Chris Cohan · Post #7 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:15 am

Portland is going to be so scary.

Sid the Squid · Post #8 » by **Sid the Squid** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:20 am

If everything works out for Portland health wise..They could dominate the next 12 years

Love is a beast ..

Chris Cohan · Post #9 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:22 am

Love will rebound in the league. Don't let anyone say otherwise.

Chris Cohan · Post #10 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:23 am

Holy Eff You win on that one!

Sid the Squid · Post #11 » by **Sid the Squid** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:23 am

Minnesota escaped certain death of the franchise through pure luck...Memphis :lol:

Chris Cohan · Post #12 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:25 am

Not that one

Chris Cohan · Post #13 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:28 am

Portland isn' een bothering with bigs this Summer - no one can earn time!

I hate the Blazers. They're going to kick our a$$.

Sid the Squid · Post #14 » by **Sid the Squid** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:30 am

Roy-Bayless is a great combo in the backcourt..

Oden lurking in the paint?

Get the F out of here.

Chris Cohan · Post #15 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:31 am

Bayless >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Love

Chris Cohan · Post #16 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:33 am

Portland is just going to kill all comers.

Chris Cohan · Post #17 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:34 am

Nice hands from Love on Bayless before the 3 attempt.

Chris Cohan · Post #18 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:38 am

Craig Smith is making Minnesota look much better than they have as a team thus far. Good thing they signed him for Summer League.

Chris Cohan · Post #19 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:46 am

McLovin needs approval... totally neurotic.

Chris Cohan · Post #20 » by **Chris Cohan** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:48 am

The Portland will-never-play-in the NBA-bigs are great!