Community Thread Discussion: Congrats to Ty's 20,000th Post

LaLa · Post #1351 » by **LaLa** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:43 am

Married With Children never gets old. Wish Fresh Prince was still on though.

Jetset · Post #1352 » by **Jetset** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:52 pm

tugs wrote:I bet he even chokes himself to sleep every night.

LeMagicobb

hermes · Post #1353 » by **hermes** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:47 pm

U-Borat wrote:nigel thornberrrrrrry

handjobs are actually so pointless i would much rather masturbate than receive a handjob

its the same thing but someone else is doing the work for you, don't really see a downside :dontknow:

unless its ones of these chicks

Gek · Post #1354 » by **Gek** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:03 pm

I've go to agree with hermes on this one. I'm lazy + girl touches weiner = win.

Gek · Post #1355 » by **Gek** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:12 pm

Should I go see Seth Myers do stand up for free? Should I spend $5 to see Big Sean?

Post #1356 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:39 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:
tugs wrote:Ty, you already posted that vid. you killed what was about to be a fun emoticon conversation.

Ty kills everything.

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Gek · Post #1357 » by **Gek** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:52 pm

U-Borat wrote:
Gek wrote:I've go to agree with hermes on this one. I'm lazy + girl touches weiner = win.

okay guys i have two points

1. girls generally suck at giving out handjobs
2. if a guy is gonna touch my dick she is down to suck on it

1. I agree, but there was one chick in high school I still remember because she was better at it than I could do for myself.
2. Gotta respect the classics.

Gek · Post #1358 » by **Gek** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:29 pm

U-Borat wrote:better than you? for shame g=k

she did this thing with her thumb, I don't even remember how she did it anymore, but I would be able to tell if it was done again. I guess it would be awkward to send a facebook message asking how she gives HJ's.

U-Borat wrote:also whoever recommended isis taylor must be a flaming homosexual because she is a trashy whorebag

was it you jetset?

I know nothing of this situation but seems like you're describing Jetset.

hermes · Post #1359 » by **hermes** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:28 pm

U-Borat wrote:
Gek wrote:I've go to agree with hermes on this one. I'm lazy + girl touches weiner = win.

okay guys i have two points

1. girls generally suck at giving out handjobs
2. if a guy is gonna touch my dick she is down to suck on it

1. how will they get better if you don't let them practice?

and i don't even understand 2, what does that mean? you'll let guys give you a handjob but not chicks?

hermes · Post #1360 » by **hermes** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:31 pm

U-Borat wrote:also whoever recommended isis taylor must be a flaming homosexual because she is a trashy whorebag

was it you jetset?

sounds fishy

i mean for starters there's no alliteration in her name nor any sexual innuendo at all= probably not a great porn star

hermes · Post #1361 » by **hermes** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:34 pm

i feel like i need to write in green font for every post on this board in any thread besides this one for those poor guys who actually believe what i write

Jetset · Post #1362 » by **Jetset** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:22 pm

Gek wrote:
U-Borat wrote:also whoever recommended isis taylor must be a flaming homosexual because she is a trashy whorebag

was it you jetset?

I know nothing of this situation but seems like you're describing Jetset.

BlunnTashiz wrote:Isis Taylor is the hottest porn star ever.

Post #1363 » by **Danny Darko** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:55 pm

Death by snoo snoo!

Jetset · Post #1364 » by **Jetset** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:01 pm

DAMN YOU 404 NOT FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doormatt · Post #1365 » by **Doormatt** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:19 pm

Gek wrote:
she did this thing with her thumb, I don't even remember how she did it anymore, but I would be able to tell if it was done again. I guess it would be awkward to send a facebook message asking how she gives HJ's.

When I was on fbook all my messages were sexually related.

ennui · Post #1366 » by **ennui** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:30 pm

LaLa wrote:Married With Children never gets old. Wish Fresh Prince was still on though.

I need to fake a terminal illness to get those back on air.

So Jet, I played Skyrim for the first time yesterday. About to get my head cut off and the dragon appears, inadvertently saving me. As I am escaping the Dragon glitches out when its supposed to blow a hole in the keep. It's literally frozen to the side of the castle, I jump on it's head and it just sits their frozen. Was pretty wack. Restarted and it was fine.

Isis Taylor is super hot. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

ennui · Post #1367 » by **ennui** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:33 pm

Danny Darko wrote:Death by snoo snoo!

I love that line about the WNBA in that episode.

Jetset · Post #1368 » by **Jetset** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:34 pm

Yeah Skyrim is buggy. It was worse than that when it first came out and Bethesda called themselves trying to fix it. Dragons were literally flying backwards and absolutely no spells worked whatsoever.

Gek · Post #1369 » by **Gek** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:52 pm

Doormatt wrote:
Gek wrote:she did this thing with her thumb, I don't even remember how she did it anymore, but I would be able to tell if it was done again. I guess it would be awkward to send a facebook message asking how she gives HJ's.

When I was on fbook all my messages were sexually related.

It's the whole, "haven't talked to you in at least three years but was wondering if you could remind me how you gave handjobs" aspect of it all that is the touchy subject. I should also include the fact that she hates me... actually most of my exes do, usually it's that weird love/hate thing that happens as a result of a break up, but this chick legitimately hates me and I have no idea why.

Post #1370 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:25 pm

Doormatt wrote:
Gek wrote:
she did this thing with her thumb, I don't even remember how she did it anymore, but I would be able to tell if it was done again. I guess it would be awkward to send a facebook message asking how she gives HJ's.

When I was on fbook all my messages were sexually related.

That's the only way to message.