Funny things you read while on other team boards

Bucksfans1and2 · Post #181 » by **Bucksfans1and2** » Thu Sep 2, 2010 3:31 pm

From the Raptors

Lienas Klieza- rising star

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1050157

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1050433

The OP: Should we sign a proven all-star who can create his own shot like Latrell Sprewell

And from the Knicks

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1050439

Yes we have a thread to stat pad the votes for the polls on the PC board

From the MAgic

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1050179

1st annual weed smokers fantasy league

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1050034

Can Dwight play point guard

crkone · Post #182 » by **crkone** » Fri Sep 3, 2010 3:43 am

So anyone want to make 30 "Rose vs ...." threads on the PC board to combat the Bucks hater that is TAI8?

clownparade · Post #183 » by **clownparade** » Fri Sep 3, 2010 4:11 am

Raptors24seven wrote:how about this to solve our point guard problem.

Toronto Trades:
Jose Calderon
Sonny Weems
Julian Wright
Miami 1st rounder
TPE 14 million.

Utah Trades:
Deron Williams
Jeremy Evans

Toronto Gets: Elite Starting Point Guard and a project on jeremy evans.

the entire raptor trade ideas thread is pretty good

Diggr14 · Post #184 » by **Diggr14** » Fri Sep 3, 2010 10:44 am

Yikes, that's bad.

The Bulls fans think they can trade Luol deng and 2 bench players for D. Will too.

I was going to post and tell them that they'd probably have to give up Rose to get D. Will.. but I didnt want to burst their circle of fun.

They would actually be very dangerous IMO if they had D Will instead of Rose. It would basically be Utah East + a little better supporting cast around Williams, Boozer, Brewer.

clownparade · Post #185 » by **clownparade** » Fri Sep 3, 2010 3:46 pm

Diggr14 wrote:Yikes, that's bad.

The Bulls fans think they can trade Luol deng and 2 bench players for D. Will too.

I was going to post and tell them that they'd probably have to give up Rose to get D. Will.. but I didnt want to burst their circle of fun.

They would actually be very dangerous IMO if they had D Will instead of Rose. It would basically be Utah East + a little better supporting cast around Williams, Boozer, Brewer.

wrong, rose is the best pg in the nba after chris paul. havent you read the bulls board?!?!?!

LUKE23 · Post #186 » by **LUKE23** » Tue Sep 7, 2010 8:51 pm

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1051031

Some good laughs there.

JR Smith:

Do I have the ball?
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No ------------------> Stand at 3 point line yelling with hands out ready for a pass
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Yes -----------------> Do 3 crossovers take it to the hole with a spin move, then take it back outside and jack up a 3
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Did I score?
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Yes -----------------> Throw up whatever gang sign I'm feeling that day
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No ------------------> Look around the stadium until I spot the dance squad

clownparade · Post #187 » by **clownparade** » Tue Sep 7, 2010 9:30 pm

the smith and boozer ones were pretty good

side note: whats with the guy who has the "turkolou for barbosa: yes we did" sig? i cant tell if its some inside sarcasm from a toronto fan or if hes actually that excited about trading for barbosa???

Newz · Post #188 » by **Newz** » Tue Sep 7, 2010 9:39 pm

I lol'd at this one.

brettski wrote:John Salmons.

Do I have the ball?

Yes - Jab step

No - stand still waiting for the ball trying to control right leg from Jab stepping uncontrollably.

Bucksfans1and2 · Post #189 » by **Bucksfans1and2** » Wed Sep 8, 2010 12:11 am

clownparade wrote:the smith and boozer ones were pretty good

side note: whats with the guy who has the "turkolou for barbosa: yes we did" sig? i cant tell if its some inside sarcasm from a toronto fan or if hes actually that excited about trading for barbosa???

It's really not. Hedo is terrible. Hedo's contract is terrible. They were convinced they were stuck with him for the remainder of his contract, so the fact that they got Barbosa for him is awesome for them.

LUKE23 · Post #190 » by **LUKE23** » Wed Sep 8, 2010 5:48 pm

Knicks fans are hilarious:

BrooklynHaze wrote:Call me a homer if you will.. but i just don't see how people have the knicks so low 7/8/9 th seed in the east, I cant see how when you aquire assests and have assets how you dont improve drastically...

young players who can have a breakout year

Gallinari
Ant Randolph
Wilson chandler
Toney Douglas

New additions that will have an immediate impact:

Amare
Turiaf
Buke (will take 1-2 months to get into the mix from surgery)
Raymond Felton
Roger mason
(my sleeper surprise is Mozgov)

This team has to improve by at least 15-20 wins IMO (barring injuries).

The floor for the Knicks is 46 wins people.

speedingtime · Post #191 » by **speedingtime** » Wed Sep 8, 2010 9:19 pm

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1050428

Bucksfans1and2 · Post #192 » by **Bucksfans1and2** » Thu Sep 9, 2010 2:33 am

I just threw up a Bargnain vs. Gallinari thread up on the PC board, because it's the offseason and I'm bored. Could be epic.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=1051437

speedingtime · Post #193 » by **speedingtime** » Thu Sep 9, 2010 2:47 am

Bucksfans1and2 wrote:I just threw up a Bargnain vs. Gallinari thread up on the PC board, because it's the offseason and I'm bored. Could be epic.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=1051437

Knicks fans Vs. Raps fans, The final showdown.

Dobber-16 · Post #194 » by **Dobber-16** » Thu Sep 9, 2010 2:52 am

Bucksfans1and2 wrote:I just threw up a Bargnain vs. Gallinari thread up on the PC board, because it's the offseason and I'm bored. Could be epic.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=1051437

Nice! Two delusional fanbases going at it. One that thinks it has the entitlement of signing any free agent they want, the other, a bunch of real basketball zealots. :lol:

AussieBuck · Post #195 » by **AussieBuck** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:21 am

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1051783

trwi7 · Post #196 » by **trwi7** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:07 am

Spragga wrote:TPE + Mia 1st for Bogut (After the bucks realize that his elbow is permanently wobblely)

1. LOL

2. If Bogut's elbow was "permanently wobblely" why would Toronto let us off the hook with his contract and give us a 1st, no matter how low it will be?

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1045182&start=120

Jez2983 · Post #197 » by **Jez2983** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:10 am

trwi7 wrote:
Spragga wrote:TPE + Mia 1st for Bogut (After the bucks realize that his elbow is permanently wobblely)

1. LOL

2. If Bogut's elbow was "permanently wobblely" why would Toronto let us off the hook with his contract and give us a 1st, no matter how low it will be?

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1045182&start=120

A little known fact is that 9 out of 10 Australians have permanently wobblely elbows. Mine's wobblelling around right now. If only the Bucks had a medical staff that could have picked up this devestating condition, we could have drafted Bargnani instead.

AussieBuck wrote:http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1051783

That's pretty good. I suspect Magic has deliberately made up the fact he has HIV

Why would anyone even suggest crap like that???

brettski · Post #198 » by **brettski** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:37 am

Newz wrote:I lol'd at this one.

brettski wrote:John Salmons.

Do I have the ball?

Yes - Jab step

No - stand still waiting for the ball trying to control right leg from Jab stepping uncontrollably.

Hooray I'm popular!

Bucksfans1and2 · Post #199 » by **Bucksfans1and2** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:56 am

Knicks and Raptors fans showing why they're known throughout the world as level headed even keeled people.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1052414

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1052474

They must be glad they drafted Derozan and Hill

paul · Post #200 » by **paul** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:14 am

Bucksfans1and2 wrote:Knicks and Raptors fans showing why they're known throughout the world as level headed even keeled people.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1052414

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1052474

They must be glad they drafted Derozan and Hill

I was taking the contrary opinion in a thread on the Knicks board proclaiming that Raymond Felton is a golden god by suggesting that he was merely average, and they went apesh*t. One guy told me they were right to attack me and that I'm "a horrible poster that is probably spitted on by his peers in life". I'm not kidding.

The best part is the mods backed him up. I thought it would be a bit of fun to have a legit argument about one of their players who they haven't even had time to attach themselves to yet on a bit of a quiet day, I was wrong. That board is, without any exaggeration, batsh*t ****ing crazy.