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Starks1994 · Post #1 » by **Starks1994** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 8:24 pm

I opened this up for the auteurs of real gm to end this story.

-Scene- LeBron, Wade, Bosh sitting in the living room of Wade’s mansion in Miami

Wade: K, Let’s get this started

Bosh: Wait, what about JJ?

Wade & LeBron laughs hysterically

LeBron: Yo, lets wrap this up in 20 minutes, I gotta head to Dubai for a private meeting with some Sheik.

Wade: Bron, let me run this meeting supastar. Only people with rings can speak.

Doorbell rings...

stuporman · Post #2 » by **stuporman** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 8:33 pm

All: Oooh the pizza is here!

VinnyTheMick · Post #3 » by **VinnyTheMick** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 8:37 pm

Subway Token · Post #4 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 8:37 pm

Wade: Who is it?
Mystery Man: Itzeh Peetsa Deelivery!
Wade: Yeeey!! Okey, one sec!

*Wade slowly opens door only to find...*

Bosh: Oh...
Wade: My..
LeBron: COCK!!!!!

magnumt · Post #5 » by **magnumt** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 8:43 pm

Doorbell Rings

Lebron: You ordered more food?
Wade: Me? No...lemme go see who it is

Wade opens the door to see....

Lee: Yo bros, whas good?
Wade: Yo homie c'mon in.
Lebron: Yo dude, whas good?
Lee: Nutt'n much, came here to see which one of you will be joining me in NY

Bosh: Yeeeeeeeeeeah, okay dude.

Doorbell Rings

Lebron: Yo man, how many people did you invite to this thing?
Wade: Man what I tell you! Only people with Rings!

Wade opens door slowly...

Amare: I guess you guys lost my invitation

Lebron (whispering to Bosh & Lee): Who invited this ass-clown?!

Starks1994 · Post #6 » by **Starks1994** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 8:57 pm

Meanwhile in a McDonalds in NYC..

Eddy Curry sits alone in a corner with dark shades scarfing down Big Macs waiting for "the call"

Phone rings

Curry: Who Dis?

Caller: You know dis be E-Ciddy! Yo, check it, I'm comin back home to run **** in NYC.

Curry: Wait is this?

Caller: That's right, the heavens and earths gave me sign. The sun and aliens are aligning and it be time for the revoloution I was tellin yall fools about. I'm youthier than ever and mad focused. Starburry is back!

Curry: Oh ****! Yo! I'ma call Jerome James, Zach, and Zeke. We gettign the band back together Starburry. Who they think they are tryna take NYC. We own this joint!

magnumt · Post #7 » by **magnumt** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 9:02 pm

Curry's phone rings...

Curry: Starbury...?!

Caller: No, it's me your Agent

Curry: Yo, what's new?! I need some money man...think you can spot me?

Agent: Man, you still owe my $500K from the last time...anyway I'm calling to tell you that you've been Traded

Curry: What?! To where? For Who?

Agent: Toronto, Bosh

Curry: MotherF**Ker!@!##!#@$ You @#@#!@@!1. You're ##@#!@@!# Fired!!!!

Subway Token · Post #8 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Jun 2, 2010 9:12 pm

magnumt wrote:Curry's phone rings...

Curry: Starbury...?!

Caller: No, it's me your Agent

Curry: Yo, what's new?! I need some money man...think you can spot me?

Agent: Man, you still owe my $500K from the last time...anyway I'm calling to tell you that you've been Traded

Curry: What?! To where? For Who?

Agent: Toronto, Bosh

Curry: MotherF**Ker!@!##!#@$ You @#@#!@@!1. You're ##@#!@@!# Fired!!!!

Agent: Hey hey hey, calm down tubs...

Curry: Tell ya what..

Agent: ????

Curry: Can you trade me with Lee so I can still touch it?

eviL · Post #9 » by **eviL** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 5:59 am

MEANWHILE..

World Wide Wes deals Texas Hold 'em poker to James, Wade, and Bosh at the Free Agent Summit.

MEANWHILE..

World Wide Wes is seen house shopping with David Lee in a very nice Russian area of New Jersey.

MEANWHILE..

World Wide Wes orders a #5 with extra ketchup at McDonald's and sits with Curry.

MEANWHILE..

World Wide Wes tells Derrick Rose a bedtime story moments before Rose rolls onto a knife he used to cut an apple in bed.

MEANWHILE..

cgf · Post #10 » by **cgf** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 6:13 am

At the massion Wade's door starts to shake, scared by the ominous tons flowing out of the foyer the group is shocked to attention from the poker game. Wade gives Joe Johnson, now fully decked out in black jack dealer atire, a look with a nod towards the door and JJ jumps up from the table to answer the door. Right as JJ aproaches door the door is knocked out of its hinges as Shaq's mountainous ass sneaks into the door. In this time David Lee has hoped behind the coach and grabbed large alminac he saw lying on the counter, DLee knows that the best defense is a good offense...

Remember the Past · Post #11 » by **Remember the Past** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 6:53 am

knicksfan5494 wrote:Wade: Who is it?
Mystery Man: Itzeh Peetsa Deelivery!
Wade: Yeeey!! Okey, one sec!

*Wade slowly opens door only to find...*

Bosh: Oh...
Wade: My..
LeBron: COCK!!!!!

Magn's was funny as hell too

moocow007 · Post #12 » by **moocow007** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 1:34 pm

As the camera pans out across the grounds outside the mansion it picks up a shadowy figure lurking in the pushes. Hoping from hedge to shrub like a midget ninja he approaches the front door.

The camera zooms in...a pale face, an ugly face emerges...a snaggle toothed grin spreading across it. The bipartisan NY audience gasps in horror... "That's damn Chris Broussard!!!" someone mutters in disgust.

Broussard Ninja: "Bwahahaha!! I'm finally going to get a real inside scoop on what's these guys are going to do!!! Then let's see them laugh at me and mock me for being a hack. A hack I tell you!!!"

Hands, crusted by fondling at the thoughts of his own grandeur, reaches for the door bell.

Broussard Ninja: "When they open the door, I'm gonna rush in and they'll have no choice but to give me the exclusive scoop!! Tehe...I feel like a school girl all over again!!!"

DING, DING!!!

The door opens slowly, the sound of many voices chatting in the background.

Broussard Ninja: "Here I go!!!"

With uneven grace, Broussard Ninja rushes in...tape recorder in one hand and a bottle of lube in the other....

Broussard Ninja: "I GOTCHA GUYS!!! GIVE ME THE INside beee..."

Broussard Ninja's voice trails off as he scans the room...the musky smell of lavendar, sweat and the colonel's original recipe waffles thick in the air. The sound of the door closing behind him slowly registers...along with the clicks of multiple deadbolts in quick sequence.

Broussard Ninja: "WHAT DA?!?!?! WH-WH-WHERE's THE K-K-ING?" The realization that he must have picked the wrong mansion begins to slowly settle in.

The camera pans zooming out struggling even as the camera man moves takes several steps backwards...knocking down a vase in the process...trying to properly portray in first person viewpoint from Broussard Ninja eyes.

Smaller fat chick: "I don't know sweet muffin, but you can be my king"...as 10 vienna sausage like fingers reach out.

Bigger fat chick: "GRAB HIM SALLY!!!"

Broussard Ninja: "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

The camera turns to black. Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.

runnyc · Post #13 » by **runnyc** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 1:43 pm

*Doorbell rings*

Wade: Who is it?
Mystery Man: Special delivery!
Wade: LeBron, did you order something?
LeBron: Naw man. Chris, did you?
Bosh: Nope. JJ, did you?
Johnson: I don't think...
Wade/LeBron/Bosh (in unison): IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
Bosh: *cough* Jabroni... *cough*
Mystery Man: YO! Open the **** up!
Wade opens the door a little. A masked man bursts in wielding a loaded gun.
Mystery Man: Say hello to my l'il friend! (unmasks)
LeBron/Wade/Bosh/Johnson: GILBERT!
Arenas: That's Agent Six to you. Alright, which one of you ******* will be joining Agent Six next season?
LeBron: H-h-hey, Gilbert. Long time no see, bro. Come join us at the round table.
Arenas: The name is Agent Six, dammit! Agent Six wants to know who's gonna ride with him next season!
Wade: Yo, who invited this clown?
Bosh: Not me.
Arenas: Agent Six heard that, Dwyane!
Wade: Yo, calm down Gil. Put the gun down and let's talk about this.
Arenas: It's AGENT SIX you ***********! (shoots Wade in the leg) Naw naw we settlin' this **** right now, or else Agent Six is gonna have to shine this piece up and shove it straight up your candyasses!
Bosh: Yo Gilbert, I didn't know you were a fan of the Rock too!
Arenas: It's AGENT SIX! (shoots Bosh in the leg) And no, I'm not a fan of the Rock, I'm a fan of the Cock. I'm going to NY, *****es! Who's with me!?

Starks1994 · Post #14 » by **Starks1994** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 2:18 pm

Meanwhile in an undisclosed location in NYC, another summit is taking place.

Marbs: Role call homies. Zach?

Curry: Where expecting a collect call from the state pen from him.

Marbs: Jerome?

Jerome James: Ha whatup my ****!

Marbs: Timmy?

Tim Thomas: Whatz poppin

suddenly the door busts open

Isaih Thomas: Starbury! We got work to do. Dolan is having a concert tonight in a blues club and we need to get to him before that old ball sack Walsh does. Knicks Team Assemble!

magnumt · Post #15 » by **magnumt** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 2:29 pm

Remember the Past wrote:

Mag's was funny as hell too

adjacent2bench · Post #16 » by **adjacent2bench** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 4:05 pm

^^moocow I died laughing at your story. Hilarious stuff.

Houston99 · Post #17 » by **Houston99** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 5:31 pm

i say we clean this up at first it was really funny but later on the story just went of topic.

Starks1994 · Post #18 » by **Starks1994** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 5:51 pm

Houston99 wrote:i say we clean this up at first it was really funny but later on the story just went of topic.

I lilked introducing the concept of the Anti-Summit with Marbury and Curry. Too much?

magnumt · Post #19 » by **magnumt** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 5:55 pm

^Naah, just keep rolling...

Jstarks3 · Post #20 » by **Jstarks3** » Thu Jun 3, 2010 6:02 pm

keep it alive!