OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

Subway Token · Post #1 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:59 am

...lost his virginity before his parents.

If you had $5, and Jeremy Lin had $5, he'd have more money than you.

Jeremy Lin performs surgery with a nail gun.

You win some, you lose some. But not Jeremy Lin. He wins everything.

Jeremy Lin ran for office once. The office ran away.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Jeremy Lin stories.

KnicksChamps · Post #2 » by **KnicksChamps** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:02 am

Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

KnicksVsHeat · Post #3 » by **KnicksVsHeat** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:03 am

I'm confused....

Henryflo91 · Post #4 » by **Henryflo91** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:03 am

you are a corny poster.stop posting

waya · Post #5 » by **waya** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:03 am

Jeremy Lin only masturbates to pictures of Jeremy Lin.

Buttah304 · Post #6 » by **Buttah304** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:04 am

Jeremy Lin can divide by zero

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #7 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:04 am

Jeremy Lin kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Post #8 » by **GONYK** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:05 am

Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

NOODLESTYLE · Post #9 » by **NOODLESTYLE** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:05 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIwDRmIYtv4[/youtube]

Brooklyn53 · Post #10 » by **Brooklyn53** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:06 am

i'm not gonna lie, i lol'd at most of them

TrueWarrior · Post #11 » by **TrueWarrior** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:06 am

GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

Doing it wrong.

Knicksman780 · Post #12 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:06 am

Jeremy Lin's tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

boomann21 · Post #13 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:06 am

Jeremy Lin can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass....At night.

Post #14 » by **Thugger HBC** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:06 am

Jeremy Lin is the reason why no one should use "per 36" stats.

Subway Token · Post #15 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:07 am

Jeremy Lin released a toilet paper line once. Didn't sell well. Jeremy Lin don't take sh*t from nobody.

Ignitowsky · Post #16 » by **Ignitowsky** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:07 am

Keyser Soze is afraid of Jeremy Lin

boomann21 · Post #17 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:07 am

GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

I don't know why I laughed uncontrollably hard at this one. I mean it is true, but it just caught me off guard

Post #18 » by **GONYK** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:07 am

TrueWarrior wrote:
GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

Doing it wrong.

Chris Paul wears Jeremy Lin Jerseys...because he's better than Toney Douglas

DocZaius · Post #19 » by **DocZaius** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:07 am

Jeremy Lin takes $hits in urinals

SonOfMars · Post #20 » by **SonOfMars** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:08 am

Jeremy Lin won American Idol using only sign language

Jeremy Lin counted to infinity....twice.