OT- The Starburst Story

ctorres · Post #1 » by **ctorres** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 2:19 am

Here is a story I got from another forum I visit:

A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.

The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.

I can only assume at this point that she agreed.

She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:

"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."

He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.

It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.

Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?

krustytheclown · Post #2 » by **krustytheclown** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 2:23 am

yeah, im not about to go stick them in a girls cooch. is this really a true story? hahahha

ElMatatan · Post #3 » by **ElMatatan** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 2:31 am

Disgusting.....YUCK!!!

and I thought that this tread was going to be about Marbury.

Smoke24 · Post #4 » by **Smoke24** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 2:35 am

Hell yeah they still together. If her area stinks and he still ate it, he's in it for more than the sex.

Post #5 » by **knicks742** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 2:40 am

Ctorres, you posted this? You are better than that!!!

StutterStep · Post #6 » by **StutterStep** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 2:44 am

That is disgusting! I too thought that this was a Marbury story!

JohnK8 · Post #7 » by **JohnK8** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 3:33 am

That is truly a disgusting story and I'm don't believe it's true, either. How can you mistake a wart for a starburst? Oh yeah, THAT happens every day...

Gold Chain · Post #8 » by **Gold Chain** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 6:32 pm

StutterStep wrote:That is disgusting! I too thought that this was a Marbury story!

me too.

good lord, this is rank.

you have ruined starburst for me for a while.

emo · Post #9 » by **emo** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 6:41 pm

that is fuccin disgusting!

StarH2O · Post #10 » by **StarH2O** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 7:29 pm

WTF! I rather hear about marbury.

Fat Kat · Post #11 » by **Fat Kat** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 7:33 pm

Damn. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread.

DE FENSE · Post #12 » by **DE FENSE** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 8:27 pm

I'd imagine if you chewed a damn Starburst-sized wart right off some chick's vag, she'd be in a lot of pain, I don't care how sexed up she was.

Post #13 » by **mjhp911** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 8:32 pm

DE FENSE wrote:I'd imagine if you chewed a damn Starburst-sized wart right off some chick's vag, she'd be in a lot of pain, I don't care how sexed up she was.

Thank you. Warts aren't free-moving objects that one could just gulp down. You either have to cauterize them (burn them), or freeze them dead (liquid nitrogen). He probably just ate a week-old tampon that she forget in there... and caught warts anyway... :sour:

NYKProspect · Post #14 » by **NYKProspect** » Fri Feb 6, 2009 11:29 pm

man idk but if a girls V smells am not going near that i dont care if she is really hot f that..

and if it has warts thats even worst...

Bill Bradley · Post #15 » by **Bill Bradley** » Sat Feb 7, 2009 1:05 am

mjhp911 wrote:
DE FENSE wrote:I'd imagine if you chewed a damn Starburst-sized wart right off some chick's vag, she'd be in a lot of pain, I don't care how sexed up she was.

Thank you. Warts aren't free-moving objects that one could just gulp down. You either have to cauterize them (burn them), or freeze them dead (liquid nitrogen). He probably just ate a week-old tampon that she forget in there... and caught warts anyway...

This mans knows his genital warts.

emo · Post #16 » by **emo** » Sat Feb 7, 2009 1:15 am

Bill Bradley wrote:
mjhp911 wrote:
DE FENSE wrote:I'd imagine if you chewed a damn Starburst-sized wart right off some chick's vag, she'd be in a lot of pain, I don't care how sexed up she was.

Thank you. Warts aren't free-moving objects that one could just gulp down. You either have to cauterize them (burn them), or freeze them dead (liquid nitrogen). He probably just ate a week-old tampon that she forget in there... and caught warts anyway...

This mans knows his genital warts.

markdeez33 · Post #17 » by **markdeez33** » Sat Feb 7, 2009 2:15 am

This is the sickest **** I've read on this forum in a long time... I'm now officially boycotting starburst damn I would've much rather have read about Methbury

NYKProspect · Post #18 » by **NYKProspect** » Sat Feb 7, 2009 2:17 am

Bill Bradley wrote:
mjhp911 wrote:
DE FENSE wrote:I'd imagine if you chewed a damn Starburst-sized wart right off some chick's vag, she'd be in a lot of pain, I don't care how sexed up she was.

Thank you. Warts aren't free-moving objects that one could just gulp down. You either have to cauterize them (burn them), or freeze them dead (liquid nitrogen). He probably just ate a week-old tampon that she forget in there... and caught warts anyway...

This mans knows his genital warts.

LMAO!!!

ElMatatan · Post #19 » by **ElMatatan** » Sat Feb 7, 2009 3:23 am

Bill saves the thread.

Assassin_1 · Post #20 » by **Assassin_1** » Sat Feb 7, 2009 4:32 am

Bill