So Darko and I had a talk..

Jesus Juice · Post #1 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:53 pm

My job is frequented by a lot of basketball players, I currently live in the Orlando area and work in a rich Neighborhood called winter park, nothing but Bentleys and Maybachs. JJ redick, D howard, TurkeyGlue, R. Lewis, V. Carter as well as others frequent the establishment. Yesterday Darko came in he is in town for the game tonight. He is actually a really cool guy, curses like a sailor, I feel like people who learn a second language always learn curses first anyway. But we got a brief discussion on the knicks.. His thoughts in short...

He thinks lebron is coming but would be stupid to go...

Thinks we were stupid not to give D lee a contract last year, He actually speaks highly of him saying 20/10 guys don't grow on trees and he is going to ask for more this year than last year

Thinks gallo is the truth, and our team doesn't pass him the ball nearly enough..

thinks lebron is only one guy and we don't currently have pieces to be championship caliber even with him.

and thinks our organization isn't run properly cause we are putting all our eggs in one basket..

Darko's thoughts I just wanted to share with the knicks faithful..

By the way Redicks girl is really average we see him so often we talk smack on the regular we treat him like a step child. VC dad is balling out of control on Carters money, TurkeyGlue and R. Lewis are awful tippers, D howard is really a man child always with a bunch of kids everytime he is in. and nelson isn't 6 foot, dude is no taller than nate, and I will always hate his game.

Juice-

stuporman · Post #2 » by **stuporman** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:55 pm

The real question is...did he hook you up wit tha dank?

aggo · Post #3 » by **aggo** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:57 pm

rofl@ VC's dad balling out of control
@ Dhowards manchild entourage

great report btw, wish we had more of this kind of content.

Jesus Juice · Post #4 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:57 pm

Dank as in Devils Lettuce or dough, He tips Well 50 on 90, but he didn't pay some other tall white dude paid he just left the tip..

EchelonNYK · Post #5 » by **EchelonNYK** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:00 pm

Jesus Juice?!?

Jesus Juice · Post #6 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:00 pm

VC's dad drives a Bentley and has an entourage of old white people, he picks up the check, Versace shades at night, bright suits like he is Craig Sager... He is a character..

Post #7 » by **j4remi** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:03 pm

Pics or it's lies!!! LoL, nah funny post, interesting thoughts. Nice to see something different on this board for a change.

orangeblobman · Post #8 » by **orangeblobman** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:06 pm

that's awesome, is funny darko curses a lot, that makes sense, in character for him.

Marty McFly · Post #9 » by **Marty McFly** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:11 pm

lol at talking **** to redick.

Jesus Juice · Post #10 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:13 pm

Oleksiy Pecherov was the other tall white dude at my table, they had me send free stuff to the other tall white guys at the other table.. who happen to be Brian Cardinal. Darko had me send free water to Brian Cardinal and tell him its from Darko, when I got to Brian he had six waters in front of him lol, he just looked at me and said let me guess from darko! He retaliate by sending Darko and Pecherov Five free loafs of bread... Brian left first and when leaving just started shouting in the street "Hey Everyone Darko is in the Building, Its F***ing Darko... quite funny..

ctorres · Post #11 » by **ctorres** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:16 pm

Darko had nothing to say about D'Antoni?

aggo · Post #12 » by **aggo** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:18 pm

k we need more stories, you gotta have em!

Jesus Juice · Post #13 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:29 pm

ctorres wrote:Darko had nothing to say about D'Antoni?

I wanted to ask, but before I got into our talk about ball, I was trying to feel out if he was that type of guy, you know these guys live basketball, they don't wanna be out to eat and have someone harass them about it too... I asked if he talks about it a lot, he said he never talks about ball, But I didn't care, Darko isn't important enough for me not to get my basketball questions answered.. so I originally asked about his life in Minn, he said it was ok while Pecherov was looking at him and shaking his head like "why are you lying to this man" so Reading between the lines.. Minn sucks even when you have millions, Then I apologized for my team not giving him a fair shake. he responded with thats just how it is, but he looked disgruntled when speaking of the knicks like his experience was really poor. He def spoke of them from a management stand point and less on the players except gallo and lee..

Perdido/BR · Post #14 » by **Perdido/BR** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:32 pm

Jesus Juice wrote:He thinks lebron is coming but would be stupid to go...

Juice-

Elaborate. Use his exact words. Write 500 words or more. Now. Do it.

I´m kidding, but just a little.

Jesus Juice · Post #15 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:33 pm

AggO wrote:k we need more stories, you gotta have em!

I do but not NBA player related so you probably wouldn't wanna hear about one-legged motorcycle drivers, midgets jumping out of escalades, 2 drunk ladies getting fingered at the table by the same guy while yelling "Today is Anal Day Hooray" or me having a Step Brothers moment and beating up ten year olds..

Perdido/BR · Post #16 » by **Perdido/BR** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:43 pm

Jesus Juice wrote:
AggO wrote:k we need more stories, you gotta have em!

I do but not NBA player related so you probably wouldn't wanna hear about one-legged motorcycle drivers, midgets jumping out of escalades, 2 drunk ladies getting fingered at the table by the same guy while yelling "Today is Anal Day Hooray" or me having a Step Brothers moment and beating up ten year olds..

See above.

Jesus Juice · Post #17 » by **Jesus Juice** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:44 pm

Perdido/BR wrote:
Jesus Juice wrote:He thinks lebron is coming but would be stupid to go...

Juice-

Elaborate. Use his exact words. Write 500 words or more. Now. Do it.

I´m kidding, but just a little.

well I never asked him about lebron, he offered that information to me, he probably figured I am a knick fan and was going to ask anyway.

Keep in Mind I am filling in the blanks for this part cause his Enlish is good but not very expressive, just enough to get the point across.

his actual words on the subject are, Cleveland has a good team, I wouldn't leave, The knicks have noone except Dlee with no contract next year they should have paid him last year, Gallo is good. Lebron is going to have a problem in New York unless they get more, No picks either.. They don't build right.

He said he thinks there is a good chance lebron ends up in NY, but he doesn't think the New York is all its cracked up to be "he is darko and probably is salty at the 4 organizations that didn't give him a fair shot"

Perdido/BR · Post #18 » by **Perdido/BR** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:04 pm

Jesus Juice wrote:
Perdido/BR wrote:
Jesus Juice wrote:He thinks lebron is coming but would be stupid to go...

Juice-

Elaborate. Use his exact words. Write 500 words or more. Now. Do it.

I´m kidding, but just a little.

well I never asked him about lebron, he offered that information to me, he probably figured I am a knick fan and was going to ask anyway.

Keep in Mind I am filling in the blanks for this part cause his Enlish is good but not very expressive, just enough to get the point across.

his actual words on the subject are, Cleveland has a good team, I wouldn't leave, The knicks have noone except Dlee with no contract next year they should have paid him last year, Gallo is good. Lebron is going to have a problem in New York unless they get more, No picks either.. They don't build right.

He said he thinks there is a good chance lebron ends up in NY, but he doesn't think the New York is all its cracked up to be "he is darko and probably is salty at the 4 organizations that didn't give him a fair shot"

Thanks, man. Good looking out.

GnarlesOakley · Post #19 » by **GnarlesOakley** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:06 pm

Don't forget that Darko basically stopped travelling with the team early on in the season. So any improvements made by Chandler, Douglas or whoever would not be noticed by Darko even if he was subjective; so it makes sense that only Lee and Gallo stood out for him.

cgmw · Post #20 » by **cgmw** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:19 pm

Re: the drunk who yelled "Today is aanal day. Woo hoo!" Are you sure that wasn't Mike Dunleavy Sr. ?