OT: Man poses as Jeff Turner to sleep with woman...

theTHIEF · Post #1 » by **theTHIEF** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 7:58 pm

you just cannot make this stuff up...

When reached at his Somerville home by Seattle Post-Intelligencer, Craven explained, "(The situation was) all brought on by an online dating thing. Craigslist. I lied to her. Does that mean I can go out there and represent the Sonics? No. Does that mean that I did it to get some (sex)? Absolutely."

And that's not the only con Craven has pulled. He also managed to dupe the Somerville News and his own family into believing he had a coveted front-office gig with the beleaguered Seattle Sonics.

Somerville Man Had Sex While Posing as NBA Trivia Answer

sChOlaRlY_Magi · Post #2 » by **sChOlaRlY_Magi** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:06 pm

Wow...
wow man, wow.

thefranchise2k5 · Post #3 » by **thefranchise2k5** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:19 pm

HAHA! That is crazy. I am working at a basketball camp next week WHERE JEFF TURNER is helping out. I should ask him about this!

surflawyer · Post #4 » by **surflawyer** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:32 pm

thefranchise2k5 wrote:HAHA! That is crazy. I am working at a basketball camp next week WHERE JEFF TURNER is helping out. I should ask him about this!

Make sure its reallt Jeff before you sleep with him ... that would be imbarassing for you! :rofl:

Gerhalt11 · Post #5 » by **Gerhalt11** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:36 pm

Turner is currently head basketball coach at my old high school, Lake Highland. Bet he'll get some looks because of this article.

theTHIEF · Post #6 » by **theTHIEF** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:37 pm

yea he coaches my bosses kid there at Lake Highland...

Gerhalt11 · Post #7 » by **Gerhalt11** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:40 pm

theTHIEF wrote:yea he coaches my bosses kid there at Lake Highland...

Does your boss think he's a good coach? I stopped following the team, I couldn't tell you if they were any good.

thefranchise2k5 · Post #8 » by **thefranchise2k5** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:41 pm

Next week he'll be helping out at the JCC in Orlando for a bball camp for 3 days mainly with little kids. I'm going to have to hold back their mom's when they come to pick their kids up.

Gerhalt11 · Post #9 » by **Gerhalt11** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:45 pm

Kapaiya!!!

Optimus_Steel · Post #10 » by **Optimus_Steel** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:46 pm

"Hey there sweet thing.....".

Post #11 » by **Devin 1L** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 9:11 pm

I guess it serves you right for trying to sleep with a "celebrity".

I just watched Color Me Kubrick last night, too. Weird.

theTHIEF · Post #12 » by **theTHIEF** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 9:13 pm

devin3807 wrote:I guess it serves you right for trying to sleep with a "celebrity".

I just watched Color Me Kubrick last night, too. Weird.

too true, it serves you right for being so shallow and not using google...

TheRevTy · Post #13 » by **TheRevTy** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 9:43 pm

Gerhalt, you went to Highland? I went to Trinity Prep!

imonfire99 · Post #14 » by **imonfire99** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 10:11 pm

TheRevTy wrote:Gerhalt, you went to Highland? I went to Trinity Prep!

lol. small world. i just graduated from trinity prep.

MagicFan4Lyfe · Post #15 » by **MagicFan4Lyfe** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 11:20 pm

TheRevTy wrote:Gerhalt, you went to Highland? I went to Trinity Prep!

I graduated Trinity Prep in the mid 90's before they built that massive auditorium

TheRevTy · Post #16 » by **TheRevTy** » Thu Jun 5, 2008 11:26 pm

Wow, guess Orlando is smaller than I thought...

Gerhalt11 · Post #17 » by **Gerhalt11** » Fri Jun 6, 2008 4:46 am

TheRevTy wrote:Gerhalt, you went to Highland? I went to Trinity Prep!

imonfire99 wrote:lol. small world. i just graduated from trinity prep.

Then you, sirs, are my sworn enemies!!

......I love you guys.

I was class of '02. I actually dated a Trinity girl (she was class of '04) for about two and a half years.

macdalejax · Post #18 » by **macdalejax** » Fri Jun 6, 2008 4:52 am

Lol...makes you wonder how often this type of thing happens.

TheRevTy · Post #19 » by **TheRevTy** » Fri Jun 6, 2008 5:23 am

What girl did you date, gerhalt?

CourtsideTV · Post #20 » by **CourtsideTV** » Fri Jun 6, 2008 12:49 pm

Gerhalt11 wrote:Turner is currently head basketball coach at my old high school, Lake Highland. Bet he'll get some looks because of this article.

lol @ highschool reuinion.