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Orlando @ Indiana Game Thread
When: Late in the week
Where: In that one state
Time: At night
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ORLANDO MAGIC
PG: Mr Chris Paul x200
SG: Mr T Mac 2.0
SF: Mr Shootin contested 3s on ya all day, Indiana!
PF: Mr my post moves are sexier than JJ Redick in a purple thong
C: Mr Big Arms
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INDIANA PACERS
PG: Mr my defense makes Jameer look like Magic Johnson
SG: Mr how am I a starter in this league?
SF: Mr "Hey Magic I could have brought you guys 3 rings already lolz"
PF: Mr unorthodox white guy
C: Mr Magic Killer
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My predection that is never wrong:
So, this game is going to be real close. AND I MEAN REAL CLOSE. So close that it'd be like trying to shave hairs off of a goats ass, and I'm tellin you people, you cant get any closer than that.
But then the Magic will actually take the floor at 7:45 in the first quarter after sleeping with all the wives of the Indiana Pacers in their own locker room. Apparently it was "Bring your wife to work" day and Orlando liked what they saw. Magically JJ Redick produced 3 kids before the game even start. I guess JJ really is potent both on and off the court.
Once playing, Danny Granger will be going up for a dunk on a fast break when Fran Vasquez will make a mad dash through the seats wearing a blue jumpsuit and a black mask over his face and club Granger in the knee with a 9 iron on his way up for the dunk. At this time, Fran has not be caught by authorities. After that Dwight will make 12-12 from the FT line and drain 5-5 fadaways from 18 feet in as he toys with the lowly Pacers.
Anthony Johnson will then come into the game and do his best "Hollow Man" impersonation as he is nowhere to be seen on the court. But Rashard picks up the slack and drains 10-11 from downtime, and Hedo Turkoglu will have 18 assists and 11 steals. Once again to seal the game away, Gortat will descend from the rafters, but this time with AC-DC blarring through the speakers and the crowd up on their feet cheering as if Jesus had just entered the game. Oh wait he did. Gortat will land, punch all the refs in their faces, pick up the ball, deflate it using only his pinky finger, and then slam the ball into the ground, causing a 7.8 scale earthquake that causes nearby towns to spontaneously implode.
The game will be stopped. Magic win by 30.
Where: In that one state
Time: At night
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ORLANDO MAGIC
PG: Mr Chris Paul x200
SG: Mr T Mac 2.0
SF: Mr Shootin contested 3s on ya all day, Indiana!
PF: Mr my post moves are sexier than JJ Redick in a purple thong
C: Mr Big Arms
@
INDIANA PACERS
PG: Mr my defense makes Jameer look like Magic Johnson
SG: Mr how am I a starter in this league?
SF: Mr "Hey Magic I could have brought you guys 3 rings already lolz"
PF: Mr unorthodox white guy
C: Mr Magic Killer
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My predection that is never wrong:
So, this game is going to be real close. AND I MEAN REAL CLOSE. So close that it'd be like trying to shave hairs off of a goats ass, and I'm tellin you people, you cant get any closer than that.
But then the Magic will actually take the floor at 7:45 in the first quarter after sleeping with all the wives of the Indiana Pacers in their own locker room. Apparently it was "Bring your wife to work" day and Orlando liked what they saw. Magically JJ Redick produced 3 kids before the game even start. I guess JJ really is potent both on and off the court.
Once playing, Danny Granger will be going up for a dunk on a fast break when Fran Vasquez will make a mad dash through the seats wearing a blue jumpsuit and a black mask over his face and club Granger in the knee with a 9 iron on his way up for the dunk. At this time, Fran has not be caught by authorities. After that Dwight will make 12-12 from the FT line and drain 5-5 fadaways from 18 feet in as he toys with the lowly Pacers.
Anthony Johnson will then come into the game and do his best "Hollow Man" impersonation as he is nowhere to be seen on the court. But Rashard picks up the slack and drains 10-11 from downtime, and Hedo Turkoglu will have 18 assists and 11 steals. Once again to seal the game away, Gortat will descend from the rafters, but this time with AC-DC blarring through the speakers and the crowd up on their feet cheering as if Jesus had just entered the game. Oh wait he did. Gortat will land, punch all the refs in their faces, pick up the ball, deflate it using only his pinky finger, and then slam the ball into the ground, causing a 7.8 scale earthquake that causes nearby towns to spontaneously implode.
The game will be stopped. Magic win by 30.
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worst game thread summary ever.. i refuse to post in this game thread after this post.
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seriously rorschach, this is an incredibly bad game thread.
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I am really confused on a lot of the nicknames for the players and the summary is....... wow. Not sure what to think or type at this point.
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actually had to check when the game really is...
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paperboymafia wrote:actually had to check when the game really is...
same here. The only game I knew coming up was the rockets on saturday.
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No mention of Diener? Epic fail.
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What should've been:
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glennathan wrote:paperboymafia wrote:actually had to check when the game really is...
same here. The only game I knew coming up was the rockets on saturday.
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Diener is playing out of his mind. 15 PER and leading the team in Efficiency differential. What might have been.....
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Diener and Granger will combine for 100 points. Granger will score 1.
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RealGM is my homepage so it actually is convenient to have the time of the game on here... instead I have to go check somewhere else. This game thread blows.
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Real Magic fans have the entire schedule memorized.....
Posers.
you've really run out of things to complain about when you start to bash the first post of a basketball game thread
Posers.
you've really run out of things to complain about when you start to bash the first post of a basketball game thread
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Haha, first of all, hilarious game thread. The part about JJ and his babies made me spit milk out of my nose
Second of all, anyone complaining that they didn't even know there was a game, or what time it was, please delete your account, because you're obviously not really a fan. Do you know how many times I check the schedule on orlandomagic.com, just to see when the games are going to align with my personal schedule? More often than I'd care to admit, I can tell you that. It's unfathomable that on a Thursday a real fan wouldn't know there was a game on Friday night. </end rant>
Finally, I see the Magic winning a close game. D-12 will return to form against a weak interior defense (Foster), and Rashard should be hitting some more 3's and clutch baskets. 105-102 Magic.
Second of all, anyone complaining that they didn't even know there was a game, or what time it was, please delete your account, because you're obviously not really a fan. Do you know how many times I check the schedule on orlandomagic.com, just to see when the games are going to align with my personal schedule? More often than I'd care to admit, I can tell you that. It's unfathomable that on a Thursday a real fan wouldn't know there was a game on Friday night. </end rant>
Finally, I see the Magic winning a close game. D-12 will return to form against a weak interior defense (Foster), and Rashard should be hitting some more 3's and clutch baskets. 105-102 Magic.
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Danny Granger always kills us.....
But he's killing the entire league this year.....
Eh, at least we have Fran....
As long as Troy Murphy doesn't turn into Larry Bird, we should be able to hang on.....but Indiana always plays us tough.
But he's killing the entire league this year.....
Eh, at least we have Fran....
As long as Troy Murphy doesn't turn into Larry Bird, we should be able to hang on.....but Indiana always plays us tough.
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i predict a flagrent from foster by the time its all said and done.
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are you guys kidding? the only reason indiana evr played us tough was because of J.O. locking down dwight.... this will be a blowout in our favor.... magic:103 pacers:88
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yeah they have no centers..lol...i hope them the best luck but granger will obviously dominate.
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christian72589 wrote:are you guys kidding? the only reason indiana evr played us tough was because of J.O. locking down dwight.... this will be a blowout in our favor.... magic:103 pacers:88
Last season, Jermaine "locked down" Dwight (he only scored 30 and had 15 boards), and we lost.....
Why you ask?
Granger hit six threes for 27 points.
I think Tinsley is a bigger loss for them against us......he always killed us...Jermaine, not so much.
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