Post#244 » by Dennis 37 » Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:32 pm
ArthurVandelay wrote:I can see Raptors PR coaching him after…
“Great job on reciting the lines Gradey, but you can’t laugh when you’re saying it.”
When at Tim Hortons and the server asks if that will be everything, I answer, "Well no, if I ordered everything there would be nothing left and you would have to go home." Then I hold the straight face and let it soak in.
Our local grocery store used to have a sign by the cashiers, "Please tell us if you are getting our flyer." When finished ringing in my groceries the clerk would usually say, "Is that everything?" and I would respond (mixing it up from my Tim Horton's line) "Yes, and I am getting your flyer." After a confused number of seconds, I point to the sign and say, "The sign informs me ... to tell you... if I am getting your flyer... and I am." Then hold the straight face.
The youngin's just can't play the straight man.
Maxpainmedia:
"NYC has the **** most Two Faced fans, but we ALL loved IQ,, and that is super rare, I've been a Knicks fan for 37 years, this kid is a star and he will snap in Toronto"