OT & NSFW: Porn stars give Twitter fans BJs for Heat victory

Post #31 » by **FluLikeSymptoms** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:48 pm

If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)

Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line

Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line

Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line

The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases

These whores are too picky.

fredericklove · Post #32 » by **fredericklove** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:50 pm

highness wrote:
fredericklove wrote:Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.

Briana Banks was cool.....10 years ago.

A talent is a talent. She's not 40 yet so still good still good.

Tough Tony D · Post #33 » by **Tough Tony D** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:51 pm

Can't wait for the DVD

cb4_89 · Post #34 » by **cb4_89** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:51 pm

LOL at their rules. They literally have 4 next in line rules. I love how they are hoping a heat player or coach would show up to this. They are way too ugly for any player to be associated with them.

And it is not really a free BJ. Most will have to travel to Miami and pay for an STD test for this to work. Plus your name will be on some list somewhere. Chances of that list of names being leaked is pretty high.

I wouldn't bang either one of them if I was the only person there, let alone being like the 500th guy to get his dick sucked. So disgusting.

Post #35 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:52 pm

highness wrote:
BlackMaple wrote:
highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.

Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.

a free bj is a free bj.

I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

Tomato · Post #36 » by **Tomato** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:55 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:
highness wrote:a free bj is a free bj.

I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

BD12 · Post #37 » by **BD12** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:55 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

Post #38 » by **FluLikeSymptoms** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:56 pm

This seems like a weird way of searching for their fathers.

highness · Post #39 » by **highness** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:57 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

WHOA, very uncalled for.

Post #40 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:57 pm

Tough Tony D wrote:Can't wait for the DVD

First Dink - The Chris Bosh Story (about his first BJ)

roundhead0 · Post #41 » by **roundhead0** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:58 pm

Wow. Heat are hated so much that even with the offer of free BJs from porn stars almost everyone rooted for them to lose.

Tough Tony D · Post #42 » by **Tough Tony D** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:59 pm

YogiStewart wrote:
Tough Tony D wrote:Can't wait for the DVD

First Dink - The Chris Bosh Story (about his first BJ)

lol! ''Rep Miami till they blow me....''

Post #43 » by **Double Helix** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:03 pm

Somehow this seems like an allegory for everything Miami Heat related including how trashy and obnoxious the guys walking around with James jerseys these days are.

:laugh:

satyr9 · Post #44 » by **satyr9** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:05 pm

FluLikeSymptoms wrote:This seems like a weird way of searching for their fathers.

One of the few times where I'd be telling the truth if I were to write LOL.

TheRaptor! · Post #45 » by **TheRaptor!** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:38 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:
highness wrote:a free bj is a free bj.

I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

Holy sht!

DEAD

JoeyGsShoulders · Post #46 » by **JoeyGsShoulders** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:40 pm

From LBJ to BJ...Oh Miami

Throwback24 · Post #47 » by **Throwback24** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:41 pm

If I lived in Miami I wouldn't go forget thinking about this **** now. Naaaaaaaaaaasty

CapeCrusader · Post #48 » by **CapeCrusader** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:03 pm

This is messed!

nahom1319 · Post #49 » by **nahom1319** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:12 pm

highness wrote:
Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

WHOA, very uncalled for.

Agreed....its a shame he's a mod most others would have got a warning at least for that comment.

Mattd97 · Post #50 » by **Mattd97** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:17 pm

Kurtz wrote:The offer would be far more enticing if they were to also wear masks.

hahaha they are pretty damn beat up looking. not exactly the cream of the porn crop.