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You guys laugh, but if you went one on one with him he'd eat your lunch.
On LeBron not committing fouls:
Marvin! wrote:He also doesn't poo... his body transforms food into flower seeds, which he then sends to poor inner city neighborhoods and distributes free of charge. Let us all give thanks and praise him!
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SalamiNCheez wrote:WTF? How do you play basketball for a living and have a gut that big?
He probably sits at home during the offseason, eating ribs and chicken wings, drinking homogenized chocolate milk and downing donuts/cupcakes between meals.