A legend is born: Raptors' "Lithuanian Gunman"
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YogiStewart wrote:rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.
later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.
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Hahah I knew realgm would get their hands on that clip. You guys are too funny.
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Hahahahahaha when I saw that first thing I thought of RealGM.
What a gift!
What a gift!
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That gif reminded me of fap thread, oh how I've missed that thread.
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Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
Hawaiian pizza is good.
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YogiStewart wrote:
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.
later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.
Pretty much sums up the whole thread lol
Props TZ!
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zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
It's a pity that thread got locked
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thhaaaank u i wasnt the only one lol
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Yoga wrote:zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
It's a pity that thread got locked
I bet Lil Ozzy locked it
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I think he might be mentally ill, in which case this isn't really funny (I'm basing this on the guy sitting next to him and the blank stare). If he's not, then it's pretty funny.
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zilby wrote:Found the original White Nose Guy thread, took some rummaging but here it is:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1068947
First post in the thread. I'm a part of history.
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That Other Guy wrote:
What's up with the guy standing and clapping. Did he miss his own hand on his last clap? lol
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The person eating the popcorn also made me google
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Rasho status? You mean the Rasho that purposely lost games so he could feel how to be mortal? Blasphemy.
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Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?
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Miilkbone wrote:Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
lol is it just me or does that girls hands look tiny?
Well when you put my hand next to two giant melons, they look tiny too
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YogiStewart wrote:Chaos Engine wrote:What was the story with that guy lol.
rich playboy who, after a Raptors game, walked home drunk. while getting into his $10 million loft, he banged his nose on a glass table. he was too proud to see a doctor, so he put some zinc oxide on his shnoz, wore shades to hide his identity, put a scarf around his neck because he was comfortable with his sexuality, and went to the next days' Raptors game with his small-handed mistress.
later that week, he was walking home drunk yet again, when he got his by a slow moving street car. it left him partially brain dead and unable to communicate verbally. his only way to express his emotions? make a machine gun-like motion in the air when happy. and, oh, yes, he still wears a scarf.
LOL
There was a rumor he broke his nose while motorboating small-handed girl.
"But the thing is, maybe I do want to wake up one morning and say, `Baby, let's go to the Bahamas. Today.' That costs money. So what if I want to do that?
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Yoga wrote:YogiStewart wrote: White Nosed Guy
i remember making this gif. some of my best work. the real object of this gif is the boobies guys
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Haha, saw that in game and made me smile. JV BRAP BRAP BRAP